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  1. Dozy!

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    rogerthechorister [sign in to see picture]
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    I thought I'd put this little story up for a giraffe. We had a few drinks, we went to bed. My lovely g/f was quite enthusiastic. We worked our way around and got to the point of the rabbit - ear tickling and then insertion, and some manipulation. And then I noticed g/f's breathing was becoming markedly more regular. She had gone to sleep with the rabbit inside and busy! I got the hump, turned over and went to sleep. According to her, she woke several hours later, and thought "what is that buzzing", plucked the rabbit out and went to sleep herself - ALL WITHOUT ANY EROTIC DREAMS. She is NEVER going to live this down!

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    mysteron [sign in to see picture]
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    Thats quite funny.

    That sounds like my Mrs sometimes . I can be talking to her and the next minute she is fast asleep with a glass of wine in her hand .Sometimes I wonder if its my fault with boring conversation .

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    Couple looking to spice things up [sign in to see picture]
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    Time for a new rabbit 🐰 I think.

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    NatandTom [sign in to see picture]
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    Couple looking to spice things up wrote:

    Time for a new rabbit 🐰 I think.

    +1!

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    Lovehoney - Leanne [sign in to see picture]
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    That is some good battery life! 

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    VioletWolf [sign in to see picture]
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    I have finished and immediately fallen asleep with my rabbit still in before 🙈🙈🙈 orgasm just knocks me clean out! But I agree, that's a cracking battery life 😂😂

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    Heidi920 [sign in to see picture]
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    Very amusing 😄

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    I actuay thought this was a thread on Doxy.

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    Tiger Dick [sign in to see picture]
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    Lovehoney - Leanne wrote:

    That is some good battery life!

    Duracell Bunnie ones clearly....

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    Lu SB [sign in to see picture]
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    Sum Sub wrote:

    I actuay thought this was a thread on Doxy.

    Me too. The first thing that comes to my mind is about the battery - wow!

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