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    The realistic dildo I posted can cope with that depending on the surface it's on. Works well on a wooden chair.

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    Ooh thanks - that one does look just the job (not too big) and great reviews as well. Popping it on my wishlist I think!

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    Yeah only trouble is it stinks of phathalates. I use a condom on it. It is the perfect size though!

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    Wow Crayola Brains and Beauty, ok ok so l know l have hijacked the thread !!!!... dare say really being a looker like you you don't have to get the drinks in that often, or is that just me being an old fuddy duddy, aka sexist pig???? and you are up there scratching your arse with the rest of them.

    As for continuous assessment, o would have died for it, instead had to cram all that stuff into 10,800 seconds only and think as you did it...... 12 pages of foolscap in my English A level was the pinnacle of my scribbles.

    Got a sportsman's degree at uni after waqsting my time rowing as in boats not arguing ha ha.

    Well done though, and working for the Tufty Club Foundation as well, surely no end to this kids talents- are we going to see them on Orgasm Army Photo Blog any time soon??

    Pretty Please.

    Tallboy

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    My Realistic suction cup is on its way and should be here tomorrow, so I may be awol for a few days

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    woo woo! do let us know what you think, hope you like it!

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    I will do hun, and im sure I will

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    Fab Sexychic - I'm all ears!

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    still waiting for it

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    still not arrieved yet sexychic? the anticipation must be killing you..lol..x

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    It is believe me, Ill be sitting on the driveway waiting for him if he dont hurry up lol

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    I wonder if I can paint a realistic one..? Lol- no I know that would be dangerous!

    http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=14644

    This is why realistic dildos scare me- who wants pubic hair on their toys?!

    http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=13995

    Next pay day may see me buying that in purple.

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    Wow Crayola Brains and Beauty, ok ok so l know l have hijacked the thread !!!!... dare say really being a looker like you you don't have to get the drinks in that often, or is that just me being an old fuddy duddy, aka sexist pig???? and you are up there scratching your arse with the rest of them.

    As for continuous assessment, o would have died for it, instead had to cram all that stuff into 10,800 seconds only and think as you did it...... 12 pages of foolscap in my English A level was the pinnacle of my scribbles.

    Got a sportsman's degree at uni after waqsting my time rowing as in boats not arguing ha ha.

    Well done though, and working for the Tufty Club Foundation as well, surely no end to this kids talents- are we going to see them on Orgasm Army Photo Blog any time soon??

    Pretty Please.

    Tallboy

    Lol- TB I'm sure you're drunk or high whenever you post ramblings at me Yes you are a sexist pig lol. Nah. I've only ever been bought one drink from a stranger in my life- the good side of having a boyfriend is that it doesn't bother me lol.

    My talents won't be gracing the blog I'm afraid. Theres the whole 'I wouldn't want the bloke doing it without me' thing to consider. But if he becomes a regular member again then I'd consider it...

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    crayola wrote:

    I wonder if I can paint a realistic one..? Lol- no I know that would be dangerous!

    http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=14644

    This is why realistic dildos scare me- who wants pubic hair on their toys?!

    http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=13995

    Next pay day may see me buying that in purple.


    Dude, that dildo with hair on is the scariest effing thing I've ever seen.

    *shudder*

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    seconded - hair on toys should be banned

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    crayola wrote:

    I wonder if I can paint a realistic one..? Lol- no I know that would be dangerous!

    http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=14644

    This is why realistic dildos scare me- who wants pubic hair on their toys?!

    http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=13995

    Next pay day may see me buying that in purple.

    Yeuch!!!!!! Who on earth would want one of those things with hair on it? I mean, seriously, why????

    *off to dry heave somewhere more private*

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    thats just wrong in sooooo many ways lol

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    Not liking the wig.

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    is mentally scarred due to teh hairy dildo...

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    Lol- loving the reactions people.

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    I really want a dildo with suction cup (not bothered whether realistic or not) but I'd rather not phathalates in it. Any recommendations?

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