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    crayola [sign in to see picture]
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    I'm looking for a cheapish, non-vibrating jelly dildo with a suction cup on the base. I really dislike the realistic looking ones though, so it has to come in an unnatural colour (black, blue, pink- whatever, as long as its not skin tone. And I didn't mean to call black skin unnatural, before anyone calls me on it! I'd reject a caucassion dildo as quickly as an afro-caribbean one.)

    Any recommendations? I keep thinking I've found one, and then read the reviews and they're crap.

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    Sorry honey, I use a realistic one but it is so good! http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=404

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    Trouble with all the jelly dildoes I've tried is they stink of chemicals, especially the cheap ones. You might be onto a loser with your request I'm afraid, unless someone knows better which they quite possibly do

    I'm with imelda on this one - I love a good realistic dildo because it adds to the excitement (for me anyway) when I can imagine it as being a real cock, not just a weird colour solid thing sliding inside me.

    If you want a good non-flesh dildo I'd have to say go for silicone. But then they're pricey! You get what you pay for I guess.

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    Yeah silicone is a good idea. Mine stinks like anything, even after a year!

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    Yeah - what you can smell is the toxic chemicals off-gassing. They put plasticisers in the rubber to make it soft and "jelly" like. Unfortunately they can be harmful to your health.

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    Yeah I know. Still not getting rid of it though! I just use a condom over it.

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    crayola [sign in to see picture]
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    The realistic ones just kinda freak me out abit. I can't help think about all those spurned lovers emphatic cries of 'I chop his cock off'...

    Might have to bite the bullet though. What silicone ones would you recommend though?

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    http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=13994

    Just bought that one to try, maybe look for a proper one for my birthday lol. For that price I don't mind if it isn't great.

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    I have just added the real feel one to my wishlist and sent it to hubby x

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    Hey that looks like a pretty good choice crayola. Can't wait to read ur review.

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    Lol- am off to review it now, so give it a couple of days.

    (Mixed good and bad)

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    crayola wrote:

    Lol- am off to review it now, so give it a couple of days.

    Crikey - that's a long session!

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    Hiya Crayola Dear,

    So what student type jobbie are you doing at the moment or do you fall into the stinking rich ie can afford to buy a round- student category, and how did the exams go, l hear they aint what they used to be- continuous assessments and all that old mullarkey.

    Personally don't believe any of it, plus you all get better threads to wear these days......

    Tallboy

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    crayola [sign in to see picture]
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    Lol- I actually work for a local road safety charity full time at the moment for summer, so not some crappy student type jobby for once. So I can be a stinking rich afford to stand my round type next year!

    Got a 2.1 for my second year, so chuffed. And it's all continous assessment for me being a drama type- havn't done an exam for two years now! yay! lol.

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    This is the one that works for me, give it a try and let me know!

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    http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/orgasmarmy/dildos/jelly-dildo-8-inch-frosted-/details.aspx

    http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/community/reviews/write-a-review.html?productid=1532


    Overall Rating: Attractiveness: Ease of Use: Material & Build Quality: Orgasm Rating: Quietness: Strength of Vibrations:

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    Fantastic! by Captain http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/orgasmarmy/cadet.aspx?cadetid=16048 18 February 2008

    Pros: Excellent girth, fills and stretches
    Cons: Nothing

    Having been initiated with some smaller toys, I was looking for something with some girth, this has it and some. Takes some getting used to if you haven't had this much length or width before, but once you get used to it, it certainly satisfies!...

    http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/orgasmarmy/dildos/jelly-dildo-8-inch-frosted-/review/10152.aspx - Used it? Write a Review
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    Oh that's so annoying about the suction cup. I was lucky, the realistic one above has really good suction (too good, sometimes getting it off the chair is a nightmare!) But as you said, the price means it's ok.

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    crayola [sign in to see picture]
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    The quest continues lol.

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    I know exactly what you mean about the realistic dildos....i'm not a big fan either....but then again i'm a straight male!

    I love hot pink toys...i've got about 3 of them and they are obviously nowhere near being close to looking like the real thing, but as a girl, I wouldn't have thought yuo'd care that much!

    Shame that the suction cup didn't work, hope u find one that does the job....i'll keep a look out as im browsing!

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    Been perusing this thread with interest. Is there a dildo who's suction cup will stand up to a reverse cowgirl - I get great g spot orgasms this way!!! (It will take quite a hammering mind!)

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