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  1. Toy names?

    natashaaaa89 [sign in to see picture]
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    Oh Christ, this is the best thing I've read all day.

    One of my favourite things is a big purple thing - the "triple tickler" or whatever it's called. I've named it Roo. My favourite special male "friend" deep throated it one night (that man is lost on women) and wreaked the vibration settings. I call my friend Roo as a shortened version of Andrew.

    Definitely special.

    JuicyJ89 [sign in to see picture]
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    nope just whatever they are although... my 8 inch pink dildo is called the beast... thats it.

    mrs.hiskett [sign in to see picture]
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    ShinySparkle wrote:

    But juicy, the beast in x men is blue!! You can't have a pink beast!!!

    lol mines purple lol
    IrishRose [sign in to see picture]
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    BOB (battery operated boyfriend)


    ROB (rechargeable operated boyfriend)

    flaneur [sign in to see picture]
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    My lovedoll seems to have inherited the name Jessica. A lot of my toys are named after people anyway, so it gives me an option for an easy name. I haven't stooped low enough to name a toy after someone I fancy yet.

    LilHorror [sign in to see picture]
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    No I currently have no toys that have their own name but I will probably have some soon after reading this post lol

    Troubled Joe [sign in to see picture]
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    Got an 8 inch dildo that is simply referred to as Rod.

    Lovehoney - Paige [sign in to see picture]
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    Snowman, for ovbious reasons :)


    FlexyBexyXXX [sign in to see picture]
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    Back in the day when I only had a few sex toys, I had three rabbits called Wiggles, Jiggles and Giggles. Giggles and Wiggles are still with us but Jiggles died - RIP.

    Got to the stage now that I've just got too many toys to name, apart from the Bodywand, which my OH once mentioned looks a bit like a microphone, then we went on to make further inside jokes about kareoke fridays ;) We've since replaced the Bodywand with the Lelo SmartWand and the nickname still applies :)

    Hands All Over [sign in to see picture]
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    Hmm, well the only thing I can think of is that our wand is currently being called "the massage thingy", because that's what we use it for at the moment and somehow that's easier to say than wand? Yeah, I don't know :p

    J-Curious [sign in to see picture]
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    My OH loves naming them. Let's see... Nipple rings called Cloe and Zoe, Isha the love egg, Harper and Jez the tie and scarf for light bondage, Lucy the blindfold, Alex the gag.... Everything's got a name :p

    evil26angel [sign in to see picture]
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    My bam dildo is knight rider :D

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