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  1. Ever left a sex toy somewhere embarrasing......

    alfamale [sign in to see picture]
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    ..... like this - in a US courtroom and the bomb squad got called in:


    Subdom27 [sign in to see picture]
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    That's hilarious! Not left one anywhere that bad!

    charliebabs [sign in to see picture]
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    Not quite leaving it somewhere embarrassing, I i was once going round to my bf for a naughty night and had some toys in my big overnight handbag. I went into tesco to get some food and as I reached into my handbag to get my purse the whole bag started to vibrate... I accidentally turned on one of my toys and that that set of a chain reaction... Had to turn them all off one by one :(

    Lovebirds_x [sign in to see picture]
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    Never left them anywhere they shouldn't be, but it turns out my underbed storage was not quite toddler proof a while back as one night that I was staying at my partners house my son presented my father with a rabbit telling him he couldn't make it stop...it gave my parents quite the giggle!

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    Nothing like that but I remember when my daughter was 3 coming into the bedroom and waking me up by brandishing one of my OH dildos saying "what's this daddy!?"

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    Nowhere embarassing but when ive washed them and sprayed them i leave them on the bathroom windowsill to dry (and often forget about them oops). I never thought anything of it because the window is frosted glass.

    Husband took the dog out one day and went round the front of the house on the walk, looked up and said that you can tell 100% that the big pink one is a rabbit! The other toys arent obvious but do look suspicious next to it!

    I like to think most people dont look up at my bathroom window though so im not too fussed!

    VirginAngel [sign in to see picture]
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    Not quite, but i did leave the boxes for the slimline jessica rabbit (returned, didn't like it) and the box of a mr big rabbit (was a free gift for spending over £30, also returned with jessica) outside of the actual brown box they post in, in my room, door shut. My father, who i live with, didn't take any notice of the million times I've told him "don't go in my room without asking" (I pay more than half the bills, so i should be entitled to some privacy) and he went in to look at/play with my 2 pet snakes, and saw them. That was atleast 6 months ago, and he has not stopped asking inappropriate questions ever since. No ammount of telling him i won't discuss things like that with him stops him, shouting at him that i don't want to talk about it, it isn't appropriate to ask me things like that, etc makes no difference. He thinks its ok to bring it up when we're out shopping in the middle of a shop, ask me "how much do they cost" etc. He thinks they're all testers, (i didn't want to admit i bought them for use, as i shouldn't have to explain this to my dad, and some of them were testers so i mentioned the tester programe, but not that you select items off a list, he thinks they're sent unsolicited) he's always asking can he take one and give it as a "joke present" to a woman he's been on off dating, it's so awkward and uncomfortable as they are all used and i can never tell if he knows that and is trying to embarrass me, or if he genuinely thinks they're unused and wants to take one. A few days ago he joked as we were walking past Anne summers that i could sell stuff to them. Mid october one of my snakes escaped (still unfound, sadly unlikely i ever will find him, alive anyway) and he looked in ALL my drawers, without asking even though he knew i looked in them already myself, including "that one" so he's seen absolutely every toy i have and it's made him even worse.

    Purring-Pussy [sign in to see picture]
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    Left a dildo out to dry in the bathroom and my mum popped in to visit and use my loo, I totally forgot it was there. She never said anything though! I remember when I was 9 and finding one of hers, a huge green one and I asked why she had a toy cucumber!

    JM88 [sign in to see picture]
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    Its awful when you stumble across someone elses things. When we were buying stuff in preparation for us moving in together our parents let us keep stuff at theirs. We went to ohs with a bag full of stuff and his mum said we could put it in her room and she took us up there to show us where the other stuff was. All we remember was seeing the "cock rub" and "pussy rub" creams on the bed side table!

    My mum is worse though. She has a bathroom and an en suite and if the bathrooms busy she has no problem with people going through her bedroom to the en suite. On a few occasions ive seen things left out which i wish i hadnt! Ive never mentioned it and i think shes oblivious to the fact that everyone going through has seen stuff they cant unsee!

    Lthrlvnswitchcpl [sign in to see picture]
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    Left a strapon in the bathroom and we had a service company come out to service the washer and dryer. Well they had to use a plug for their machine and used the one in the bathroom. It was sitting right there in plain view. So I'm sure they saw. They never said anything though.

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    I upset the internet installation man the other day apparently.
    My toys don't all fit in the drawer so I have a large toy case on the floor, and it was open because I'd been playing.
    And my wand, some glass, and a steel plug were on the desk too.
    And my strap(less) on was out too....

    Not to mention the hitty things.....

    I really don't care though. I'm a grown up, and it's my room, in my house. I can have what I want and I shouldn't have to tidy it up.

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    I left my Vixen Mustang suction-cupped to my girlfriend's shower wall when I first got it and then her mum came over - there's absolutely no way she didn't see it seeing as it's neon tie dye but she didn't mention it, plus she's pretty chilled out in general. I also left a Tantus toy behind by accident last time I stayed at my parents (I had washed everything, lined them all up to put back in my suitcase and just forgot that one) and my mum found it, put it by the windowsill and sent me a picture of it, she thought it was hilarious. I will never, ever live it down.

    Oh and sort of relevant, my housemate has a habit of chucking her harness in the wash when there's already stuff in there, it's not that I mind reaaaaaally but I'd prefer it if she washed it along with her things...

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    Ours are all over the house, I tidy up if our parents come but that's it, OHs mate has been round while OHs strokers have been out drying, he's a bit jealous lol

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    we went away for the weekend once and left very late and were rushing , so the house was a mess toys all over the place in the bed room ( and I dont mean one or two !!!) we arrived home to find there had been a house fire next door ! so the fire service had been through our house !!!! every room ! searching for signs of fire ! !

    foot prints all over the bed room ! stepping between the underware and vibrators ! and the bondage straps were attached to the bed as well ! #

    Ikey [sign in to see picture]
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    I stayed at my dads house for a few months, I lost a few of my glow in the dark cock rings behind units/bookcases while I was there. I left so my sister and her girlfriend could move back in and have that room since they got kicked out by their awful landlord. I left the units there for them since I didn't need them, then my dad told me that they threw away the units as soon as they got there since they didn't want them. Meaning they must've found all my missing cock rings. Oops.

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    I left a charger on the floor in my bedroom and my dad has this annoying habbit of tellin me there are "too many wires in my bedroom" even though everything is charge by wires now so what can I do?! So he basically came into my room and asked what each individual wire is for and picked up my charge which had my tango on the end but LUCKILY becuase of it's really bad connection issues, as he went to pick it up, it dropped off the charger and rolled away out of his sight and then asked asked what the charge was for obvs I said my phone and he bought that.

    Nxt day, I left it out again (My fault really for leaving it out again) and he asked my mum what it was for and she simply said "Oh for her sex toys" - thats when my dad found out I test sex toys!

    Young and fun95 [sign in to see picture]
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    Kinky&Curvy wrote:

    Nxt day, I left it out again (My fault really for leaving it out again) and he asked my mum what it was for and she simply said "Oh for her sex toys" - thats when my dad found out I test sex toys!


    irishkink [sign in to see picture]
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    Never left it somewhere embaressing but did have a very nosy flatmate/landlord that found my stash

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    I had new windows fitted last week, and before the men came I made sure everything was hiden away, or so I thought, after they left I was In The bedroom looking around and there sat right on the drawers staring at me was my Ben wa balls. The. I remembered one of the guys had his tools on my drawers, there's no way he didn't see them he was stood right there. I text my friend super embarrassed, he deffo thought they was some sort of anal beads. Could of died ha.

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    I was moving some dildo's upstairs, from the kitchen. i had received a rather large delivery of products that week. I put the box of sex toys on the top of my sofa and then carried them upstairs.

    A few days later, I had dislocated my shoulder, so I couldn't do anything. My mum came over and offered to clean and hoover, not an issue.............until she moved the sofa out and there was an extra large silicone dildo and a bottle of lube, sitting on the floor. She picked them up and said to me "please tell me these are not your brothers?"

    I went red, grabbed them and ran up stairs, without saying a thing. Nothing else was said, until a year later at a friend's wedding reception. My mum had a little bit to drink and chatting to my friends. She blurted out "did B ever tell you about that foot long dildo, behind her sofa? I would have taken it myself, if it was smaller".

    No one ever let me live that down!

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