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    OperationFilth [sign in to see picture]
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    Avrielle_Aniko wrote:

    Twisted with a blender??? OW! lol

    i have such a strange mental image right now!

    and an urge to try it but as the door is open to this room, i'll refrain!

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    WandA [sign in to see picture]
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    An urge to try it out!

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    OperationFilth [sign in to see picture]
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    not a blender, lmao.

    just the normal nipple twist lol. promise. im not that wierd.

    just wrote that very very badly. lol

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    LivingFire wrote:

    not a blender, lmao.

    just the normal nipple twist lol. promise. im not that wierd.

    just wrote that very very badly. lol

    I think you quoted the wrong part!

    Try it on your fella and tell him you heard it makes sex feel 1000% times better!

    Let him be your guinea pig!

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    OperationFilth [sign in to see picture]
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    Hahaha, no I meant to quote that bit to say

    i have such a strange mental image right now!

    but not for the

    and an urge to try it but as the door is open to this room, i'll refrain!

    as that was about

    Its impossible to whistle while your nipples are being twisted.

    lol

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    WandA [sign in to see picture]
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    Yeah yeah, thats what they all say! I'm sure theres a specific forum for that type of thing...

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    WandA wrote:

    Yeah yeah, thats what they all say! I'm sure theres a specific forum for that type of thing...

    www.willitblend.com

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    WandA [sign in to see picture]
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    Not quite...

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    OperationFilth [sign in to see picture]
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    ah blendtec blenders rock. for milkshakes at least lol. *luffs the local milkshake bar*

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    Sperm Whales have dicks 12 feet long and shoot twenty gallons of spunk !!!! Never likely tobe lucky enough to beon the receiving end, but wow eh campers!!!!

    Tallboy

    PS Blue Whales have balls the size of minis!!!

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    Atilla the Hun is reputed to have died on the job. His loyal supporters buried him in a riverbed that they had diverted around then over his grave !!!!

    Interesting or what !!!

    TB

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    tallboy247 wrote:

    Sperm Whales have dicks 12 feet long and shoot twenty gallons of spunk !!!! Never likely tobe lucky enough to beon the receiving end, but wow eh campers!!!!

    Tallboy

    PS Blue Whales have balls the size of minis!!!

    i dont fancy drowning in jizz, to be honest... :P

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    LivingFire wrote:

    tallboy247 wrote:

    Sperm Whales have dicks 12 feet long and shoot twenty gallons of spunk !!!! Never likely tobe lucky enough to beon the receiving end, but wow eh campers!!!!

    Tallboy

    PS Blue Whales have balls the size of minis!!!

    i dont fancy drowning in jizz, to be honest... :P

    Wha? I thought that was every womens fantasy! Looks like FHM and loaded have been telling lies!

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    Avrielle_Aniko wrote:

    My feller watches a show called Chewing the fat. Its a scottish comedy sketch show.

    Ah, chewing the fat. What a gem.

    Anyway, if a man had sperm the same ratio of size as a fruitfly, then his sperm would be the length of a blue whale.

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    WandA [sign in to see picture]
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    New one!

    Some hermaphroditic slugs mate by intertwining their genitals, but sometimes one of the members gets stuck, the other slug simply chews it off. Death by oral sex!

    Yum!

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    tallboy247 wrote:

    Sperm Whales have dicks 12 feet long and shoot twenty gallons of spunk !!!! Never likely tobe lucky enough to beon the receiving end, but wow eh campers!!!!

    Tallboy

    PS Blue Whales have balls the size of minis!!!

    Rather a crude thing to say but...... thats why the sea tastes so salty then with all that whale spunk in it :S ewwwwww! lol


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    WandA wrote:

    New one!

    Some hermaphroditic slugs mate by intertwining their genitals, but sometimes one of the members gets stuck, the other slug simply chews it off. Death by oral sex!

    Yum!

    Wow brings a whole new meaning to using ure teeth during a blow job hey??

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    WandA wrote:

    New one!

    Some hermaphroditic slugs mate by intertwining their genitals, but sometimes one of the members gets stuck, the other slug simply chews it off. Death by oral sex!

    Yum!

    Oh god Wanda...I feel ill

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    My left ball is like twice as low as my right, he's my favorite lmao.

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    Malteser81 wrote:

    WandA wrote:

    New one!

    Some hermaphroditic slugs mate by intertwining their genitals, but sometimes one of the members gets stuck, the other slug simply chews it off. Death by oral sex!

    Yum!

    Wow brings a whole new meaning to using ure teeth during a blow job hey??

    Well if you have to die at least enjoy your last moments

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