1. Naughty Trivia

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    WandA [sign in to see picture]
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    Not quite...

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    ah blendtec blenders rock. for milkshakes at least lol. *luffs the local milkshake bar*

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    Sperm Whales have dicks 12 feet long and shoot twenty gallons of spunk !!!! Never likely tobe lucky enough to beon the receiving end, but wow eh campers!!!!

    Tallboy

    PS Blue Whales have balls the size of minis!!!

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    Atilla the Hun is reputed to have died on the job. His loyal supporters buried him in a riverbed that they had diverted around then over his grave !!!!

    Interesting or what !!!

    TB

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    tallboy247 wrote:

    Sperm Whales have dicks 12 feet long and shoot twenty gallons of spunk !!!! Never likely tobe lucky enough to beon the receiving end, but wow eh campers!!!!

    Tallboy

    PS Blue Whales have balls the size of minis!!!

    i dont fancy drowning in jizz, to be honest... :P

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    LivingFire wrote:

    tallboy247 wrote:

    Sperm Whales have dicks 12 feet long and shoot twenty gallons of spunk !!!! Never likely tobe lucky enough to beon the receiving end, but wow eh campers!!!!

    Tallboy

    PS Blue Whales have balls the size of minis!!!

    i dont fancy drowning in jizz, to be honest... :P

    Wha? I thought that was every womens fantasy! Looks like FHM and loaded have been telling lies!

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    Avrielle_Aniko wrote:

    My feller watches a show called Chewing the fat. Its a scottish comedy sketch show.

    Ah, chewing the fat. What a gem.

    Anyway, if a man had sperm the same ratio of size as a fruitfly, then his sperm would be the length of a blue whale.

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    New one!

    Some hermaphroditic slugs mate by intertwining their genitals, but sometimes one of the members gets stuck, the other slug simply chews it off. Death by oral sex!

    Yum!

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    tallboy247 wrote:

    Sperm Whales have dicks 12 feet long and shoot twenty gallons of spunk !!!! Never likely tobe lucky enough to beon the receiving end, but wow eh campers!!!!

    Tallboy

    PS Blue Whales have balls the size of minis!!!

    Rather a crude thing to say but...... thats why the sea tastes so salty then with all that whale spunk in it :S ewwwwww! lol


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    WandA wrote:

    New one!

    Some hermaphroditic slugs mate by intertwining their genitals, but sometimes one of the members gets stuck, the other slug simply chews it off. Death by oral sex!

    Yum!

    Wow brings a whole new meaning to using ure teeth during a blow job hey??

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    WandA wrote:

    New one!

    Some hermaphroditic slugs mate by intertwining their genitals, but sometimes one of the members gets stuck, the other slug simply chews it off. Death by oral sex!

    Yum!

    Oh god Wanda...I feel ill

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    My left ball is like twice as low as my right, he's my favorite lmao.

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    Malteser81 wrote:

    WandA wrote:

    New one!

    Some hermaphroditic slugs mate by intertwining their genitals, but sometimes one of the members gets stuck, the other slug simply chews it off. Death by oral sex!

    Yum!

    Wow brings a whole new meaning to using ure teeth during a blow job hey??

    Well if you have to die at least enjoy your last moments

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    Maxx_w wrote:

    Malteser81 wrote:

    WandA wrote:

    New one!

    Some hermaphroditic slugs mate by intertwining their genitals, but sometimes one of the members gets stuck, the other slug simply chews it off. Death by oral sex!

    Yum!

    Wow brings a whole new meaning to using ure teeth during a blow job hey??

    Well if you have to die at least enjoy your last moments

    I asume that u like rough sex then and r into pain?? lol ;-)

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    Malteser81 wrote:

    Maxx_w wrote:

    Malteser81 wrote:

    WandA wrote:

    New one!

    Some hermaphroditic slugs mate by intertwining their genitals, but sometimes one of the members gets stuck, the other slug simply chews it off. Death by oral sex!

    Yum!

    Wow brings a whole new meaning to using ure teeth during a blow job hey??

    Well if you have to die at least enjoy your last moments

    I asume that u like rough sex then and r into pain?? lol ;-)

    Good point it would hurt like hell, is just thought mmm blowjob and like a typical guy forgot about everything else

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    I'm not sure what is worse... Sucking off a slug or being oraled to death.

    (I love alliteration!)

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    Ewww, going to say slug

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    i have issues eating slimy food..... x

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    I'm taking you back LH'ers!

    This thread lives!

    The scoop on semen:

    http://magazine.goodvibes.com/2010/02/23/1000-words-about-semen/

    More than you ever needed to know...

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    Avrielle_Aniko wrote:

    Wow, so much info to take in at once!! Hah!

    I got one. Apparently if women regularly swallow semen, it can reduce the chances of cancer. Not 100% how true that is, but apparently a study was done!

    I wonder if the scientists doing the study were perchance.. male? ;-) Imagine the research grant application for that little project! lol.

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