1. Naughty Trivia

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    designdude [sign in to see picture]
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    jav_ski wrote:

    WandA wrote:

    http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20060930033917AABeRzz

    It's only an issue if he suffers pain. Peyronie's Diseas.

    "A certain degree of curvature of the penis is considered normal, as many men are born with this benign condition, commonly referred to as congenital curvature. This causes the penis to point in a direction other than directly forward, while still having a relatively straight shaft."

    If either of you are worried then go the docs. This info obviously isnt from medical professionals!

    are we talking like right angles and stuff ??

    Makes it easier to hold the towels

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    DesignDude wrote:

    Makes it easier to hold the towels

    LMAO! Very true.... his and bends to the left and slightly upwards. In certain positions its fantastic and have to say im looking for a great vibrator that looks exactly like his..... well a girl can wish cant she! XD

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    Malteser81 wrote:

    DesignDude wrote:

    Makes it easier to hold the towels

    LMAO! Very true.... his and bends to the left and slightly upwards. In certain positions its fantastic and have to say im looking for a great vibrator that looks exactly like his..... well a girl can wish cant she! XD

    You should get one of the willy moulding kits.

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    TLA wrote:

    Puppies77 wrote:

    Malteser81 wrote:

    DesignDude wrote:

    Makes it easier to hold the towels

    LMAO! Very true.... his and bends to the left and slightly upwards. In certain positions its fantastic and have to say im looking for a great vibrator that looks exactly like his..... well a girl can wish cant she! XD

    You should get one of the willy moulding kits.

    or enter the "Design a sex toy" competition with a vibrator shaped like his penis. If it's so good, you've got a real winner there.

    Who would get the prize, him or her?

    Anyone seen those animal dildos, like the whale or donkey ones? Strange..

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    But surely there must be some form of owners copyright over thier cock? If you can patent a sheep then I'm sure he could patent a penis!

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    TLA wrote:

    WandA wrote:

    Who would get the prize, him or her?

    Me, obviously! For coming up with the idea.

    As for animal dildos, that's just gross!

    I'm sure it was me who suggested the willy moulding

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    TLA wrote:

    Puppies77 wrote:

    TLA wrote:

    WandA wrote:

    Who would get the prize, him or her?

    Me, obviously! For coming up with the idea.

    As for animal dildos, that's just gross!

    I'm sure it was me who suggested the willy moulding

    All right, all right. The crooked penis prize is all yours.

    Imagine it.... An Oscar-esque gold plated wonky willy... Do you REALLY want to give it up?

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    Puppies77 wrote:

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    About 1% of the adult female population are able to achieve orgasm solely through breast stimulation.

    Omg, it is possable then, cos I have always said to my OH that im sure if we had the time he could make me.

    yup. it happened to me, but only once, when I was about 18

    :( i get very very close usually but need more to tip me over the edge. I wish it would happen again.

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    bigbrownblowjobeyes wrote:

    Puppies77 wrote:

    TLA wrote:


    About 1% of the adult female population are able to achieve orgasm solely through breast stimulation.

    Omg, it is possable then, cos I have always said to my OH that im sure if we had the time he could make me.

    yup. it happened to me, but only once, when I was about 18

    :( i get very very close usually but need more to tip me over the edge. I wish it would happen again.

    Does it feel good to be in the 1% I will get there...tis my mission

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    emmilou wrote:

    Up until 1884, a Victorian-era woman could be sent to prison for denying a husband sex.

    if that's the case, how many of us would be regular inmates.........

    Not me! Even if there was an occasion where I didnt want sex.

    A man's cum when he ejaculates travels at 27mph. Just think, if that was a car, it'd knock you down and send you to hospital!

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    Puppies77 wrote:

    TLA wrote:


    About 1% of the adult female population are able to achieve orgasm solely through breast stimulation.

    Omg, it is possable then, cos I have always said to my OH that im sure if we had the time he could make me.

    :o) <--- big grin ... I am in the 1% and very very happy about it x

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    Three out of a thousand men (0.3%) are well endowed enough to fellate (blow) themselves to orgasm.

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    Semen contains small amounts of more than thirty elements, including fructose, ascorbic acid, cholesterol, creatine, citric acid, lactic acid, nitrogen, vitamin B12, and various salts and enzymes.

    Thats why it tasted so good then

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    Firecracker wrote:

    Semen contains small amounts of more than thirty elements, including fructose, ascorbic acid, cholesterol, creatine, citric acid, lactic acid, nitrogen, vitamin B12, and various salts and enzymes.

    Thats why it tasted so good then

    Lucky girls! When going down on a lady you get a mouthful of mucus. Yep.. the same type of stuff that comes out your nose. Lovely!

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    But unless the girl has some real... problems.. it shouldnt look too similar.

    But yes, there is mucus. Tis baby glue lol.

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    LivingFire wrote:

    But unless the girl has some real... problems.. it shouldnt look too similar.

    But yes, there is mucus. Tis baby glue lol.

    Baby glue and Baby goo, womens and mens liquids!

    As long as I don't think about it I'm fine with it. I'd only be bothered if it was a cleanliness issue. I actually enjoy the taste.

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    WandA wrote:

    LivingFire wrote:

    But unless the girl has some real... problems.. it shouldnt look too similar.

    But yes, there is mucus. Tis baby glue lol.

    Baby glue and Baby goo, womens and mens liquids!

    As long as I don't think about it I'm fine with it. I'd only be bothered if it was a cleanliness issue. I actually enjoy the taste.

    Eww guys :(

    I couldn't be a lesbian

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    I'm sure licking mucus isn't the only reason why!

    Same for me in a way though. The thought of come in my mouth makes me feel slightly ill.

    Anyone seen the swine flu advert with the person sneezing in a lift?

    How much better would it of been with a sneezy vagina!

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    WandA wrote:

    I'm sure licking mucus isn't the only reason why!

    Same for me in a way though. The thought of come in my mouth makes me feel slightly ill.

    Anyone seen the swine flu advert with the person sneezing in a lift?

    How much better would it of been with a sneezy vagina!

    sneezy vagina .... lmao

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    I know I'd of payed more attention to that ad!

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