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    WandA [sign in to see picture]
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    http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20060930033917AABeRzz

    It's only an issue if he suffers pain. Peyronie's Diseas.

    "A certain degree of curvature of the penis is considered normal, as many men are born with this benign condition, commonly referred to as congenital curvature. This causes the penis to point in a direction other than directly forward, while still having a relatively straight shaft."

    If either of you are worried then go the docs. This info obviously isnt from medical professionals!

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    jav_ski [sign in to see picture]
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    WandA wrote:

    http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20060930033917AABeRzz

    It's only an issue if he suffers pain. Peyronie's Diseas.

    "A certain degree of curvature of the penis is considered normal, as many men are born with this benign condition, commonly referred to as congenital curvature. This causes the penis to point in a direction other than directly forward, while still having a relatively straight shaft."

    If either of you are worried then go the docs. This info obviously isnt from medical professionals!

    are we talking like right angles and stuff ??

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    jav_ski wrote:

    WandA wrote:

    http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20060930033917AABeRzz

    It's only an issue if he suffers pain. Peyronie's Diseas.

    "A certain degree of curvature of the penis is considered normal, as many men are born with this benign condition, commonly referred to as congenital curvature. This causes the penis to point in a direction other than directly forward, while still having a relatively straight shaft."

    If either of you are worried then go the docs. This info obviously isnt from medical professionals!

    are we talking like right angles and stuff ??

    Makes it easier to hold the towels

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    DesignDude wrote:

    Makes it easier to hold the towels

    LMAO! Very true.... his and bends to the left and slightly upwards. In certain positions its fantastic and have to say im looking for a great vibrator that looks exactly like his..... well a girl can wish cant she! XD

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    Malteser81 wrote:

    DesignDude wrote:

    Makes it easier to hold the towels

    LMAO! Very true.... his and bends to the left and slightly upwards. In certain positions its fantastic and have to say im looking for a great vibrator that looks exactly like his..... well a girl can wish cant she! XD

    You should get one of the willy moulding kits.

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    Puppies77 wrote:

    Malteser81 wrote:

    DesignDude wrote:

    Makes it easier to hold the towels

    LMAO! Very true.... his and bends to the left and slightly upwards. In certain positions its fantastic and have to say im looking for a great vibrator that looks exactly like his..... well a girl can wish cant she! XD

    You should get one of the willy moulding kits.

    or enter the "Design a sex toy" competition with a vibrator shaped like his penis. If it's so good, you've got a real winner there.

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    TLA wrote:

    Puppies77 wrote:

    Malteser81 wrote:

    DesignDude wrote:

    Makes it easier to hold the towels

    LMAO! Very true.... his and bends to the left and slightly upwards. In certain positions its fantastic and have to say im looking for a great vibrator that looks exactly like his..... well a girl can wish cant she! XD

    You should get one of the willy moulding kits.

    or enter the "Design a sex toy" competition with a vibrator shaped like his penis. If it's so good, you've got a real winner there.

    Who would get the prize, him or her?

    Anyone seen those animal dildos, like the whale or donkey ones? Strange..

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    WandA wrote:

    Who would get the prize, him or her?

    Me, obviously! For coming up with the idea.

    As for animal dildos, that's just gross!

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    But surely there must be some form of owners copyright over thier cock? If you can patent a sheep then I'm sure he could patent a penis!

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    WandA wrote:

    But surely there must be some form of owners copyright over thier cock? If you can patent a sheep then I'm sure he could patent a penis!

    Thinking of applying for a penis patent? Then this will come in handy:

    Patent Drawings for a Utility Patent Application

    http://inventors.about.com/od/patentdrawings/a/patent_drawings.htm

    This part is quite good:

    "All patent drawings must show every feature of the invention specified in the http://inventors.about.com/od/provisionalpatent/a/specification_4.htm"

    Quite a lot of room to boast in the "claims" section...

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    TLA wrote:

    WandA wrote:

    Who would get the prize, him or her?

    Me, obviously! For coming up with the idea.

    As for animal dildos, that's just gross!

    I'm sure it was me who suggested the willy moulding

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    Puppies77 wrote:

    TLA wrote:

    WandA wrote:

    Who would get the prize, him or her?

    Me, obviously! For coming up with the idea.

    As for animal dildos, that's just gross!

    I'm sure it was me who suggested the willy moulding

    All right, all right. The crooked penis prize is all yours.

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    TLA wrote:

    Puppies77 wrote:

    TLA wrote:

    WandA wrote:

    Who would get the prize, him or her?

    Me, obviously! For coming up with the idea.

    As for animal dildos, that's just gross!

    I'm sure it was me who suggested the willy moulding

    All right, all right. The crooked penis prize is all yours.

    Imagine it.... An Oscar-esque gold plated wonky willy... Do you REALLY want to give it up?

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    Puppies77 wrote:

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    About 1% of the adult female population are able to achieve orgasm solely through breast stimulation.

    Omg, it is possable then, cos I have always said to my OH that im sure if we had the time he could make me.

    yup. it happened to me, but only once, when I was about 18

    :( i get very very close usually but need more to tip me over the edge. I wish it would happen again.

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    bigbrownblowjobeyes wrote:

    Puppies77 wrote:

    TLA wrote:


    About 1% of the adult female population are able to achieve orgasm solely through breast stimulation.

    Omg, it is possable then, cos I have always said to my OH that im sure if we had the time he could make me.

    yup. it happened to me, but only once, when I was about 18

    :( i get very very close usually but need more to tip me over the edge. I wish it would happen again.

    Does it feel good to be in the 1% I will get there...tis my mission

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    emmilou wrote:

    Up until 1884, a Victorian-era woman could be sent to prison for denying a husband sex.

    if that's the case, how many of us would be regular inmates.........

    Not me! Even if there was an occasion where I didnt want sex.

    A man's cum when he ejaculates travels at 27mph. Just think, if that was a car, it'd knock you down and send you to hospital!

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    Puppies77 wrote:

    TLA wrote:


    About 1% of the adult female population are able to achieve orgasm solely through breast stimulation.

    Omg, it is possable then, cos I have always said to my OH that im sure if we had the time he could make me.

    :o) <--- big grin ... I am in the 1% and very very happy about it x

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    Three out of a thousand men (0.3%) are well endowed enough to fellate (blow) themselves to orgasm.

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    Semen contains small amounts of more than thirty elements, including fructose, ascorbic acid, cholesterol, creatine, citric acid, lactic acid, nitrogen, vitamin B12, and various salts and enzymes.

    Thats why it tasted so good then

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    Firecracker wrote:

    Semen contains small amounts of more than thirty elements, including fructose, ascorbic acid, cholesterol, creatine, citric acid, lactic acid, nitrogen, vitamin B12, and various salts and enzymes.

    Thats why it tasted so good then

    Lucky girls! When going down on a lady you get a mouthful of mucus. Yep.. the same type of stuff that comes out your nose. Lovely!

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