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    SmoothOne [sign in to see picture]
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    masterandslave wrote:

    Whoops! Meant to add I don't think I could be so frank with my mum! But sounds like you have a great fun family!!

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    Definately not got that kind of a relationship with my mum, its more of a 'take the piss' relationship. i.e. you made a lot of noise last night for about ten secs, you'd think you'd have a bit more stamina at your age

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    well as you know i am the mum of a teenage son, i have always been nothing but open and honest with any questions that he has. we talk about everything from sexual health to the feelings involved when your in a relationship and i feel very lucky to be able to have such an open and honest relationship with my son. I do know a lot of his friends parents would be very uncomfortable talking about such issues and i think it's a real shame.

    My mum on the other hand still feels very awkward talking openly about sex and she cringes if she hears me talking to my son about sex but it was just how she was brought up.

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    SmoothOne wrote:

    masterandslave wrote:

    Whoops! Meant to add I don't think I could be so frank with my mum! But sounds like you have a great fun family!!

    x

    Definately not got that kind of a relationship with my mum, its more of a 'take the piss' relationship. i.e. you made a lot of noise last night for about ten secs, you'd think you'd have a bit more stamina at your age

    Hahaha bless that made me chuckle!

    My mum and dad are more a "sex doesn't exist" kinda family! My dad in particular.

    My mum will be open when it's really necessary, when I was seeing a gynae about painful sex she said something along the lines "well maybe if you finish yourself off first then you'll be more relaxed afterwards for sex" I was shocked with that one, completely not like her! But she'll go through the embarrassment if she thinks it will really help me, which is quite sweet really .

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    red30 wrote:

    well as you know i am the mum of a teenage son, i have always been nothing but open and honest with any questions that he has. we talk about everything from sexual health to the feelings involved when your in a relationship and i feel very lucky to be able to have such an open and honest relationship with my son. I do know a lot of his friends parents would be very uncomfortable talking about such issues and i think it's a real shame.

    Red30, that's brilliant! Your son is very lucky to have a mum like you. When I have children I hope I can have that kind of relationship with them. I hope they feel comfortable enough to come to me or their Dad if they need to talk or want to know something. I don't want sex to be a taboo subject in my future family, its never been taboo in the house I live in now and I want that to carry on.

    When communication breaks down that's when problems arise. If I have a daughter, i'd much rather her tell me she's sexually active and be mature about it, rather than try to hide it and wind up with a baby before she's ready. I would have no problems with them having sex under my roof. I'd much rather I know where they are than them sneaking off somewhere and getting arrested for being indecent in public or something along those lines! I'd respect that they need alone time just as I would expect them to respect that so do me and their dad!

    Thats the only rule my mum has - she'd kill me if she knew i'd had sex under her roof. Yet we're so open about everything else! Weird lol xx

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    AdnaW wrote:

    My mum will be open when it's really necessary, when I was seeing a gynae about painful sex she said something along the lines "well maybe if you finish yourself off first then you'll be more relaxed afterwards for sex" I was shocked with that one, completely not like her! But she'll go through the embarrassment if she thinks it will really help me, which is quite sweet really .

    Ax

    Aww that is sweet that she wants to help. I think we sometimes forget our mums can be the best person to talk to about such matters, because they've been there and done it. Xx

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    sexynurse09 wrote:

    red30 wrote:

    well as you know i am the mum of a teenage son, i have always been nothing but open and honest with any questions that he has. we talk about everything from sexual health to the feelings involved when your in a relationship and i feel very lucky to be able to have such an open and honest relationship with my son. I do know a lot of his friends parents would be very uncomfortable talking about such issues and i think it's a real shame.

    Red30, that's brilliant! Your son is very lucky to have a mum like you. When I have children I hope I can have that kind of relationship with them. I hope they feel comfortable enough to come to me or their Dad if they need to talk or want to know something. I don't want sex to be a taboo subject in my future family, its never been taboo in the house I live in now and I want that to carry on.

    When communication breaks down that's when problems arise. If I have a daughter, i'd much rather her tell me she's sexually active and be mature about it, rather than try to hide it and wind up with a baby before she's ready. I would have no problems with them having sex under my roof. I'd much rather I know where they are than them sneaking off somewhere and getting arrested for being indecent in public or something along those lines! I'd respect that they need alone time just as I would expect them to respect that so do me and their dad!

    Thats the only rule my mum has - she'd kill me if she knew i'd had sex under her roof. Yet we're so open about everything else! Weird lol xx

    Thankyou SN i totally agree that it's better to know what they are doing, thinking of doing and the feelings they are having.My son and I had numerous discussions when he felt ready to have sex with his girlfriend and we talked for hours. I have had talks with his girlfriend too as all her mum and dad said was to be careful.

    They aren't really doing it much but at least I know when they are they are fully aware of everything involved.It does really help that we can have great in depth discussions or just have a laugh about things .He respects that me and my OH need time alone and I respect that they need some too.

    Did make me chuckle to to read the last part of your post

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    Well, my family are and were practising Christians, though accepting that my 'little' brother is not and leads a life to match. My parents were always open about things and supportive, it wasn't hidden and mum in particular was very open, Dad still sees me and always will I think as his little girl (which is rather nice). Not something I'd usually broach with him but we did sometimes discuss it. When engaged (and just before) my now husband and I started sharing the sofabed whcih got a token look of disapproval of dad but they got used to it. When we were younger to get us to go to bed occasionally dad would start nuzzling mum and making her giggle; though once awkward after a short while I just found it hilarious and would point out that it had been overused and no longer worked or tell them to get a room, though it's encouraging that they still share attraction after >20 years!

    Mum found it hilarious when we actually broke my bed, I waited for her to come home because I couldn't face telling dad, although it was one of the few occasions that we were entirely innocent! I wasn't sure what the right answer was when we were offered their kingsize to share while house minding this summer. My now mother-in-law was as open and also christan but there were a few awkward mornings when I stayed over when she commented on the noise the previous night (we thought they were asleep but his room was directly above theirs). That and when I asked the OH if the bra amusement value would ever wear thin she walked in and said quite calmly "No. Men are born tit obssessed, die tit obssessed and inbetween refine it!" Apparently she also asked semi-jokingly when he turned 16 if she should stop giving him pocket money and start giving him condom money.

    To date neither have ever fould the vibes, and to my knowledge not the lube or any other toys. If they have nothing has been said, although by brother did find the condoms and went from finding it mortifying to hilarious (fortunately) but did tell my sister!

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    I've always spoke to my mum about sex, we have never gone into too much detail about it though. I know I can always turn to her if i need to. My dad, however is that naive that he would probably think I was still a virgin if it wasn't for me having two kids, he would never talk to me about anything like that, he's such a prude and we don't have a close relationship.

    I will be open and honest about anything and everything my daughters want to ask me when they are older.

    xxx

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    My mums really open with me about sex, she tells me about her sex life, its frequently tmi!

    I tell her about LH and the toys and we have been to the infamous AS parties together, the first party I attended was with Mum and I spent over £250 lol

    [ah, working days!]

    Now she is intensely jealous of my LH collection! She nabbed my copy of The Gallery that I received before Xmas and she was saying on the phone the other day that if you want a book to get you aroused, thats it. How she was reading out bits to her OH to get him in the mood. Im like, yeah ENOUGH! Im not listening la la la

    Lol

    My dad is a different kettle of fish, Ive told him what I do in my life [hey, Im not ashamed ;) ] and he isnt interested at all, doesnt like the idea. Knows everything I do and Ive shown him my LH pics and he says nice pics but then kinda goes weird. lol

    MC xxx

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    My mother is completely oblivious, she doesn't know what lube is, she doesn't know what a rabbit is (other than the thing outside that's fluffy and eats carrots)... My sister is less naieve but the thought of using a vibrator would probably give her a heart attack. If only they knew! I swear my mother needs to go to an AS party (or LH party ;-) just to open her eyes up a bit. I got her the philips massager for Christmas, which she has now used on her back but wouldn't have a clue that it could go anywhere else. I think I was adopted...

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    You see I want to be open with my kids cos my parents never were with me. I'd love to have been able to discuss things with them growing up or even now, but hey ho! X

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    I've always been very open with my Mum about things. I told her when I got a Rabbit on the recommendation of a friend (didn't like it) and although I sometimes mention sex to her I don't go into any details nowadays. I wouldn't want to say I'd tried anal. Also, I'm sure even if you see your children become adults you never want to think of them as sexual beings being violated by some hairy man or terrible flusy woman LOL When I was in my teens she'd tel me some stuff she'd done though, which was funny. I know her and my dad haven't had a sexual relationshop for many years, mostly down to her just not being attracted to him anymore. In her youth though I know she did it in the back of a dis-used ambulance and on a bus once! She also told me once my Dad had wanted her to get some old clothes from a charity shop in their youth so he could rip them off her! I know she'd never do it on her period or up the bum. Plus she told me she'd orgasm on top but would always fake it in other positions. I told her off! I said how can a man know they're not doing it right if you fake it, plus then you're stuck faking it for the rest of your life! I also know she's had a couple of affairs in the past - which I've also majorly bollocked her for and my dad doesn't know, which has made it very difficult for me. So, yeah, we're pretty open.

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    I don't talk abot sex at all to my parents, I am a mum now and have two kids 8 and 6 i talk to them about everything they know that to make a baby the mummy has an egg and the daddy has a seed and they have to meet to make a baby, they didn't ask any more so until they do i will leave it as that. They see us kissing and cuddling and don't think anything of it, we never shut the toilet or bathroom door so i hope they will grow up able to ask me anything and not feel ashamed of there body or getting pleasure from it. My dayghter did find my new Tracy Cox Gspot vibe and asked what it was, i just said a massager lol! I think i need a lockable box!

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    Living at home i had my parcel from LH delivered and was asked what it was.

    I just said its something for me, and took it up stairs, then when my sister was at home that evening she asked what i had got, and she just got a quick response as it s something for me.

    No more questions were asked.

    Tonight will be trying it out.

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    This is an interesting one for me. - I don't open up to my parents about my sexual antics but if i did I think my mum mostly wouldn't understand about the spanking/whipping/flogging etc... Though since i am a recovering self-harmer i can understand why she might be weird about the whole thing.

    For me it really is just a lovely sexual turn-on and has nothing to do with that side of me and my past. My SH days are behind me now, hopefully forever, and i always know when enough is enough when it comes to pain in the bedroom. ;-)

    Speaking of which i had such an amazing flogging off my boy at the weekend, it was heavenly! :-D xxx

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    I couldnt really talk to my parents about everything I have done I still live my parents and have had quite a though deliveriies they only ask what it was once mum joked is that your new blow up doll I just laugh and said nothing.

    I dont think they know I own sex toys lol,but I have a feeling they might.

    I have told my dad about some of the women I have slept with and what I have done and have a bit of alaugh.

    But I would never tell my mum about it I think my sister has herd me at it in my bed room befor and said who where u smoothing in there.

    I dont think they would be shocked if they found my sex toys they probally pretend they didnt see anything.

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    this is necroposting as my oh would call it, finding a really old post and bringing it back to life

    after reading all of these posts it got me thinking to just how my mum would react

    I just hope that she never goes in our room when she is baby sitting as we don't tend to put anything away, we shut the door and the kids keep out (or at least I hope they do lols)

    My Mum doesn't talk about sex, my dad is quite cheeky and can be quite rude when drunk mainly to embarress my mum or me or both. My period talk with my mum was here are some pads, you might need these soon, mine with my daughter included the whole this is what happens, this is why, this where I keep things, if you need them help yourself, if you need to talk about anything talk to me, ask me, I am happy to answer any questions you have. I have had a bit of a sex talk with her as I have recently had a baby so we used that as an opportunity to talk to her about things, she is now fully aware of where babies come from and how they are born. I really hope that I am more approachable than my Mum, I was actually embarressed to tell her that I was pregnant when I was 30, married and already had another child.

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    My mum knows i have sex and knew from the very first time, i used to get a bollocking for it as i was very young and it was under her roof. But when i started seeing my OH when i was 15 she was fine with it and used to make funny comments about what she had heard or seen, i had a metal bed frame that used to creak something chronic so she always knew what was going on when she heard the bed, also, im not the quietest of people so she would also hear me. And i remember one day we were walking through town, i must of been about 17/18 and she looked at me and said "has he been biting you?! youve got teeth marks on your neck and shoulders" well that was rather embarrassing.

    Now we are married it doesnt make any difference or not, but i dont talk to her about it at all, but i know she would be there if i needed her. She knows we have sex as we are trying for a baby but that is it. As for my dad, im very much daddies little girl and he still sees me as this 5 yr old little girl so my dad knows squat about my sex life and he likes it that way, hes a prude anyways so he would cringe if he ever knew.

    With regards to toys and kinkiness, they would be shocked if they knew what we get up too and if they found our toys/bondage gear they would have a hear attack.

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    When i need my Mum to come to my house and wait in for a delivery or workman etc.. while i'm at work, there's always the thought that she might find my porn collection, which i think she would be ok about, just not sure about the lube and Fleshlight tho'.

    I know a girl whose own mother bought her her first vibrator.

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    scwhartz wrote:

    When i need my Mum to come to my house and wait in for a delivery or workman etc.. while i'm at work, there's always the thought that she might find my porn collection, which i think she would be ok about, just not sure about the lube and Fleshlight tho'.

    I know a girl whose own mother bought her her first vibrator.

    Ahhh nice of your mum to come round and sit in a for a delivery though!

    Adx

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