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  1. What would Mummy say?

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    hornyteen [sign in to see picture]
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    My mums very open with me. Probably too open for most people. I still remember the day she came back from a dirty weekend and told me every detail...including how often she came and in what positions.Oh and that they where having sex and realised the curtains where open and how everyone could see in and it turned her on lol.

    I have also told her nearly everything about my sex life and she knew me and my ex used to have sex in my room, as I would always come downstairs in a dressing gown lol.

    Probably the wackiest thing though is when she pulled a guy when we where on holiday so I could shag his cousin lol (my wing woman).

    As for my sex toys, she knows I use them and has seen them and my collection of erotic novels. She has a huge collection aswell. We where talking about love eggs the other day lol.

    My grandmother is the same even though she is 71. She was always asking about my sex life and to 'have fun but be careful' lol.

    Only thing she doesnt know is how morbid my fanstacies are though not even my best friends or my ex did, so thats no suprise.

    MY mum = Best friend.

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    Lunar Lunacy [sign in to see picture]
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    My mum would bloody kill me. When I have kids in the future I definitely want to be more relaxed with them about sex, but obviously keep them informed and safe. I remember learning sex ed at school and stuff like the clit not being mentioned at all. Although it may not be the choice topic of family conversation, sex, relationships and what have you are still important to know in depth about. I thought I was insane for liking BDSM when I was younger simply because I was never told what a fetish was. Sorry for going off topic a bit...

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    WandA [sign in to see picture]
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    Lunar Lunacy wrote:

    My mum would bloody kill me. When I have kids in the future I definitely want to be more relaxed with them about sex, but obviously keep them informed and safe. I remember learning sex ed at school and stuff like the clit not being mentioned at all. Although it may not be the choice topic of family conversation, sex, relationships and what have you are still important to know in depth about. I thought I was insane for liking BDSM when I was younger simply because I was never told what a fetish was. Sorry for going off topic a bit...

    Hmmm... Fine line to find in sex ed... I would usually say its best left to the parents to decide what best for their child but there are some bloody incompetent bigots out there!

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    SEXYGET 69 [sign in to see picture]
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    I talk to my mum about sex, flogging, bondage, spanking and she thinks it's hilarious, dad is thoroughly shocked! My daughter knows I speak to you good folks on here and doesn't bat an eyelid but we have that type of father/ daughter relationship where we can talk about anything. Well it's just the two of us at home so it's a good job isn't it? Plus she has my sense of humour which help especially when vibrawhips and things with chains on are delivered!

    SG69 x

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    WandA [sign in to see picture]
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    Its good to talk!

    My dads much more up tight than my mum... My mum likes to think she can talk about anything but its still a bit cringey... I remember her telling me how she went in Ann S with her mates and found it really funny! O mother... O...

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    Alicia D'amore [sign in to see picture]
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    My mum is pretty embarrassed when it comes to sex, but when it matters she is pretty amazing....She took me to the gynae for pain during sex and had a whole conversation with me about how I should get myself off before having sex so that I was more relaxed...pretty good advice for someone who I'd always thought was prudish.....she's good when it matters but wouldn't choose to discuss it! I also remember her talking to me about love and relationships being more important than sex from a pretty young age (didn't twig on to the sex bit 'til I was older, it was always more to do with having self respect enough to say no about things if necessary).

    My dad acts oblivious. I have caught him watching porn a few times and he has pamela anderson's wedding vid on his pc but he would never, ever discuss sex. He's not that type of dad....he's the type that uses excuses like "A - the Grand Prix is on" when he means "come and spend some time with me" hehe.

    I guess really, neither of them bring anything up that's uncomfy unless it's absolutly necessary!

    Taking it a generation further, my nana thinks me and WandA sleep in separate beds and my grandad thinks we have bunk beds hahaha!

    Ax

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    masterandslave [sign in to see picture]
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    My OH's mum decided very drunkenly to tell us that he was conceived in the back of a car!

    x

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    masterandslave [sign in to see picture]
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    Mum's are strange beings eh?!! Mind you if I have kids I'm so going to embarrass them with some sex comments!

    x

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    masterandslave [sign in to see picture]
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    Yea that must be the trigger!

    x

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    SweetSubmission [sign in to see picture]
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    My mum is a sex therapist - I'm absolutely not joking - and you may think that this would lead to good, healthy discussion. It does not. It leads to her wanting to know about and give a professional opinion on my sexual activity if she can possibly worm out of me what I'm getting up to. When I was 17 she found my anal beads. Cue the most embarrassing discussion of my teenage years. Even thinking about it now, many years later, makes me want to hide under the duvet. Arg!!

    SS x

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    LittleL [sign in to see picture]
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    My mum always tried to be very open about sex and told me and my brother we could tell/ask her anything. She actually went on about it so much that we didn't tell her anything and my brother waited til he was in his mid 20s to tell her he was gay!

    An old boyfriend just reminded me of a time when I was 18 and demanded sex over my desk (in my room which was directly above my mum's room!). Books and cups were thrown everywhere and we were making a right noise. My mum just shouted upstairs 'Is everything ok?'. This didn't actually stop us though! It must have been pretty obvious what we were up to but she never really asked.

    It's still nice to know that I can go to her with stuffif I need to. I couldn't say the same for my dad, not that he'd be angry or anything, just embarrassed. I'm dreading the day I get pregnant, he'll know I've been having sex! And I'm 28 now!!

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    purple_bonsai [sign in to see picture]
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    I will never forget the moment when my mother shared with me her favourite sex possition in the middle of a heavily packed out restaurant, i believe the words were;

    " What you need to get him to do is spoon fuck you from behind, that way he can work your clit up real good"

    That conversation and the image it conjured up, sadly,has burnt into my retinas and refuses to leave! Me and my mum have always been really close since my parents split up, we pretty much have reversed roles with her going out getting absolutley pickled and me staying in most weekend baking cakes! We are more like friends than mother and daughter but hearing her share how she likes to be fucked by my step-dad was a bit too much!

    My mum and step-dad have always been open about with me and brothers about sex, which i think is a good thing. But to be honest they pretty much had to cough up because we'ld hear them fucking most nights and would miss out on a good nights sleep so it was always the topic of conversation next day at the breakfast table with my brothers asking my mum to have their room sound insulated; with my mother blushing then replying "Well it's better to hear that then argueing" which always amused me.

    Me and my mum talk about sex, but i don't divulge any personal info with her, I can't do that with people i physically know! LH is quite different though

    My dads pretty funny when it comes to talking about sex, he hat to leave the room when me and my step mum were chatting about which vibrators were the best. He looked uttuerly shocked despite being a pretty "cool" dad, but i get that; hearing that his little girl bought a vibrator with grandmas inheritance reminded him that I've grown up, and that's hard for some dads.

    When me and the other half have littlens i'd like to think that we'ld talk openly with them about all sorts of things and try to give them a balanced view, easier said then done i know. I want to talk openly wit them about sex, but nothing personal about their father and myself; i truly believe that kids don't need to hear that. But i think that stems from the fact that my mum shared that stuff with me from a very young age, and as a child i distinctly remember feeling very uncomfortble talking about my parents sex life.

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    I'm pretty lucky with my parents. My dad is openly perverted, which I just find pretty funny. I swear we'll all be sat in the living room watchin TV and my dad will say to my mum, "come on, show me your tits." My mum will respond by tutting and saying how one day people will come and take him away, leading to a lengthy lecture from dad about how mums got a nice arse. Not that I want to know lol.

    My mum - we can talk about sex openly, in a jokey way but I know I can go to her with serious things if I ever needed to.

    I don't know if they know i'm bi, think my dad might know as I'm convinced he overheard me and my fella talkin about how sexy jennifer love hewitt is. Don't know how much he heard, but next time we saw him, he agreed with us! Therefore another lengthy discussion followed re jen love hewitt between me, my OH and my dad, with my mum in the corner shaking her head and muttering something about pervs lol.

    I haven't told them because I don't think I need to, it's my business at the end of the day, and why should they be bothered anyway? I don't see them reacting badly, not since mum told us all she fancies Lady Gaga. But I think i'll keep it to myself anyway.

    When I have kids I hope they feel comfortable enough to come to me or their dad and talk if they want to. I'll do everything I can to make sure they do. And when they're older and bring their bf/gf's home to meet us, I want to be one of those embarrassing mums! Hilarious hehe xx

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    masterandslave [sign in to see picture]
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    My mum has always been a bit old fashioned when it comes to talking about sex in general. I know I could always go to her about things if I needed to, but I'd rather share silly questions and funny things with my best mates. It was a shock to her that several of my best friends are gay and took her a while to get used to the idea of my girl friends having girlfriends!

    I'll always remember when she gave me THE talk about the birds and the bees, she just said that a man put his willy between a womans legs and the sperm went to the egg. Well I was very young at the time and took it really literally!!! I spent ages wondering where the sperm would go up my legs?!!! Was there a special hidden channel when I put my legs together?!!!! LOL!

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    My dad goes red every time sex is mentioned. In fact when I got pregnant I nearly died thinking he'd know I'd have had sex. Yet he was the one that after I was dumped in this country, insisted my sister took me to the clinic for the pill! lol My mom on the other hand was very relaxed about sexual stuff (she's disabled now, so we don't talk as we used to - wow that sentence took me ages to write, first time I've committed that to type). And I miss it. Not that we used to talk completely intimately. I'll never forget the day I turned 20, she said 'Oh thank God, you'll not be a teenage mother'.

    However, it was my aunt who I went to for everything.Nothing phased her and I could be as gory as I needed to be. And I think that was a good thing. I've always been pretty much okay with nudity (parents hid nothing) and a body being a body and everyone having one.

    I was about 13 when I asked my aunt some questions (birds and bee's don't cover masturbation and oral sex) and the next week I had the best book in the world. I lost my copy (read stolen) and I've never been able to find anything like it. It was basically a book about everything and would be perfect for every budding teenager. The line that still sticks out some 25 years later is "Fellatio - also known as a blow-job, cock sucking etc"

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    Avrielle_Aniko wrote:

    Lol!

    Nothing is worse than my bisexual friends mother.. Practically everytime they see eachother its all "So, are you still a lesbian?" "I'm not a lesbian mum, I like men too!" "Oh, right of course, I'm silly, I meant do you still like kissing other girls?"

    A favourite one was when they sat down for christmas dinner, and he father asked her how things were going with her and her ex girlfriend. She began explaining about how they were still friends, even though the break up, and her mother piped up "Please, not at the dinner table! I think I feel physically sick!"

    Lol!

    On the other end of the scale, when my mother found out I was bi, she had the heart to tell me she had no worries of me being a teenager who would end up being pregnant, cuz she was certain since I was age 7 that I would be a dyke. Lovely.

    I didnt get my first boyfriend until about a month before my 22nd birthday. Not from not being able to get one, but from being choosy.

    When I told my parents they were relieved, they told me they'd been waiting for me to 'come out' for years!

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    I remember a funny incident with my mum on the sofa one night. We were just sitting there watching TV and she just blurted out "so what are you going to do about sex?" ... this came completely out of the blue and all I said in response was "ummm have it when I'm ready!?!" ... she just grinned and said "jolly good, just checking" and that was the end of that!

    xxKPxx

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    Wow it's only since reading through the whole of this thread I realise how lucky I am that my family is so open and we can talk about anything. Mum knows i'm part of this forum, and sometimes I relay threads to her and ask her what she thinks about the matter.

    I remember when we first got the internet in our house. My Dad hasn't a clue how to work computers, but one night he was sat at the computer, trying to get onto ebay, to browse. I think the conversation went something like,

    "How do I log on?"

    "Dad your already logged on, you just need to type the website address in that bit there."

    "Oh." So he looks through ebay and gets bored with it. Next thing....

    "How do I search for something?" I explain google to him

    "Great! Find me some porn!"

    LOL. Recently me and my mum were talking about blowjobs, forgetting my dad was in the room, and he never listens anyway so we assumed he was in his own worled where it was just him and the TV. Next thing he turns to us and says "there are some things a Dad just doesn't need to know!" lol ooops! So there are lines we shouldn't cross I guess but in the main I love how we can have open and frank discussions and I can always go to Mum if I need to.

    xx

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    masterandslave [sign in to see picture]
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    sexynurse09 wrote:

    Wow it's only since reading through the whole of this thread I realise how lucky I am that my family is so open and we can talk about anything. Mum knows i'm part of this forum, and sometimes I relay threads to her and ask her what she thinks about the matter.

    I remember when we first got the internet in our house. My Dad hasn't a clue how to work computers, but one night he was sat at the computer, trying to get onto ebay, to browse. I think the conversation went something like,

    "How do I log on?"

    "Dad your already logged on, you just need to type the website address in that bit there."

    "Oh." So he looks through ebay and gets bored with it. Next thing....

    "How do I search for something?" I explain google to him

    "Great! Find me some porn!"

    LOL. Recently me and my mum were talking about blowjobs, forgetting my dad was in the room, and he never listens anyway so we assumed he was in his own worled where it was just him and the TV. Next thing he turns to us and says "there are some things a Dad just doesn't need to know!" lol ooops! So there are lines we shouldn't cross I guess but in the main I love how we can have open and frank discussions and I can always go to Mum if I need to.

    xx

    Lol!!

    x

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    masterandslave [sign in to see picture]
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    Whoops! Meant to add I don't think I could be so frank with my mum! But sounds like you have a great fun family!!

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