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  1. Ever eaten food off your partner? If so, what was it and how did it go?

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    Tigerlilies [sign in to see picture]
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    Never use crème brûlée in the bedroom. That is all.

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    WandA [sign in to see picture]
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    Tigerlilies wrote:

    Never use crème brûlée in the bedroom. That is all.

    Don't you mean never make it in the bedroom.

    I think thats how our very own SG became bald...

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    WandA wrote:

    Tigerlilies wrote:

    Never use crème brûlée in the bedroom. That is all.

    Don't you mean never make it in the bedroom.

    I think thats how our very own SG became bald...

    It wasn't the best of the nights but it did rank high in the comedy stakes.

    It was also the night a gentleman poured a bag of sugar over my naked self.

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    I've realised I now sound like a sploshing queen but I'm not. I just shouldn't be allowed near tequila.

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    My OH has eaten malteasers out of my belly button.

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    The last 5 posts in this thread made me LOL hysterically!

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    Ok, so my lovehoney lovelies, it has been a gradual realisation but my new man likes messy. I know he loves cumming over me or making me squirt then rubbing the mess over my skin. I noticed he was making a point of getting me as messy as possible, and that he loves sweaty, slippery sex. So far, fine. Then food is mentioned. Now, food in bed has always been a no-go for me before, but I love him and I'm open minded so am willing to try a little food play.

    But then I decided to do some internet research, as he'd mentioned "wet and messy" porn, and now I'm slightly scared I'm going to drown in blue jelly or be asked to sit on a cake. I had no idea how messy "wet and messy" meant! How does a novice even begin to indulge that kind of fetish? Where do I start without putting myself off?

    SS xx

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    "Bring out the victoria sponge!" :-) SG x

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    very helpful. *rolls eyes*

    SS xx

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    I'd suggest a plastic sheet!

    Would it be a good idea to start with something like jelly thats inexpensive, doesn't smell too strong, won't go 'off' etc... Ask him if he's done it before and what he did. A bath of jelly for both of you! Ok, maybe not... but what about some of those childrens bath things that make the water like a goo... Not food but might be a start...

    Sorry I'm not much help!

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    Start with polos on the nipples?

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    Or.... a cheap night at a TravelLodge lol

    I agree dairy is risky but its fun at the time... you do need to rinse with cold water though which is either a turn on or a new found fetish

    mm icy hose

    ice lollies melt, soft chocolate cake squishes down to nothing, ice cream melts, jelly kinda melts and custard thins with water (cold! lol)

    If you are doing big sploshing then perhaps getting muddy or doing body painting may be more appropriate than food, as I find with food sploshing a little goes a long way. A lot of foodstuffs make for vomitous smells and people feeling icky very soon.

    Sunshine season means lots of garden fun PS buy a hosepipe lol

    xxx

    PS If he is new to it all then think about trying out some of the novelty foodstuffs sold here first of all that can be easily introduced to the bedroom and aren't scary like some of the hugely messy and extreme WAM porn sites can appear Focus is on fun in all this so just take it slowly and try to relax

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    SS - first off, it's only a bit of mess so there's nothing to worry about - it's not like he's asking to insert things in new orifices or anything. As long as you have a working shower in your bathroom and don't get anything on the soft furnishings it is no different than getting a bit dirty doing the garden, painting the house, changing your oil, etc. etc.

    Choice of sploshing substance is important - look out for:

    - Things which stain (eg spag bol)

    - Things which smell (dairy)

    - Things which are hard to clear up (eg beans are bad for your shower and fiddly to scoop into a bin bag)

    - Anything which has a warning label on it (paint, oil, etc.) basically if you wouldn't put it in your mouth, don't smear it all over your privates!

    You can buy the proper goo stuff (a-la gunge tanks) online quite easily in various quantities and that's an excellent way to do it - it's safe, doesn't stain, dissolves in water, feels great, and you don't need to wander round ADSA with 20 packets of custard in your trolley feeling like everyone knows what you're up to

    Things with bits in don't work so well, you will be finding bits in nooks and crannies for a week (especially where there's hair for it to get caught in!) although for some the texture is worth the effort.

    A kids paddling pool is a really good way of doing it, especially if you like the feel of PVC/rubber type materials. As has been said, it contains the mess well, makes cleaning up easy (pick up, pour down toilet) and can be cleaned & folded away or just thrown away if it's cheap.

    Be prepared to have a shower, followed by another shower, and maybe another shower after that if you've used anything dairy or staining - a big tub of swarfega or manista mechanic's hand cleaner is an excellent investment as it will get almost anything off.

    If you don't want to get yourself messy directly, get some rubber gear on, then you are wipe-clean and have the added awesomeness of wearing rubber gear.

    I personally love a bit of sploshing, it's really silly but the feelings are fantastic - the fun of wiggling your toes in mud but all over your body. Not to mention the totally messed up hornyness(!?) of it.

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    My OH inserted a chup a chup lolly pop in me (as a joke really when we were messing about) and then we both licked it afterwards LOL I think an ex licked WW raspberry ripple ice cream off my boobs once. Not overly into the whole food play thing though x

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    My OH stuck a chocolate flake in me. Don't know why HAHA A bit pointless and messy i thought.

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    Amykins wrote:

    My OH stuck a chocolate flake in me. Don't know why HAHA A bit pointless and messy i thought.

    "Tastes like chocolate never tasted before"

    SG x

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    Thanks all, very very helpful and very much appreciated.

    It turns out I jumped the gun somewhat. Full scale gunge isn't so much his thing after all. We're actually talking specifically about a food thing, and then only in the quantities that mean he could nibble it away and return me to vague cleanliness, before thoroughly soaping me down in a shower. At least, that's where we're at for now!

    Apparently he doesn't actually expect me to do everything that women in porn do. This is something of a revelation - my ex used that line as a way to pressure me into all sorts. This one seemed amazed (and so so appreciative) that I would even contemplate doing that for him, especially when he knows I'm a bit OCD and am not generally good with mess. But jelly may be ok... I'm going to make some jelly.

    SS xx

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    A thread which has led on to sploshing! hooray!! I haven't been around for a while... :o(

    I think that what RubberJin has said in his last post pretty much covers the do's and don't of sploshing... Some good suggestions may be chocolate flavoured custard, as opposed to normal custard, and cake batter from packets, which is both edible, tasty, slippery and not too runny.

    But main point I would recommend is stay within your comfort zones, until you're both happy to try something more. So a dab of whipped cream and strawberries might be just enough.

    Oh, and keep a towel handy in case anything gets in the eyes.

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    SweetSubmission wrote:

    Thanks all, very very helpful and very much appreciated.

    It turns out I jumped the gun somewhat. Full scale gunge isn't so much his thing after all. We're actually talking specifically about a food thing, and then only in the quantities that mean he could nibble it away and return me to vague cleanliness, before thoroughly soaping me down in a shower. At least, that's where we're at for now!

    Apparently he doesn't actually expect me to do everything that women in porn do. This is something of a revelation - my ex used that line as a way to pressure me into all sorts. This one seemed amazed (and so so appreciative) that I would even contemplate doing that for him, especially when he knows I'm a bit OCD and am not generally good with mess. But jelly may be ok... I'm going to make some jelly.

    SS xx

    Good job you tried talking to him, Russell Howard has a joke about rolo yoghurts and looking like Morph... Could of scared the poor bloke!

    He seems a good bloke. Enjoy yourself SS!

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    Ever eaten food off your partner? Yes, I have!

    What was it? Chocolate and Strawberry sauce

    How did it go? Sticky!

    Food isn't something we've done much in the bedroom, really - we probably should! But being a cheapskate I bought ice cream sauces from the supermarket rather than proper body paints/sauces. And, yeah, you didn't manage, however enthusiastically you licked, to get all the sauce off your partner's body - and it did go sticky, so meant having a shower afterwards. Good fun though!!!

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