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  1. ever been caught wanking ??

    Jazzam [sign in to see picture]
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    I've never been caught in the act, I have however left toys in the bathroom after cleaning them and the other half has brought friends over after work. To my knowledge he's always spotted them and covered them up haha
    Best one was the buttplug on the edge of the bath when the mother-in-law came over with her 5 yr old daughter whoops lmao I saw it and pocketed it quickly though lmao.
    But my friends/family know we have toys, when we moved in together I forgot that I chucked them in the box with my Xbox and the first thing the boys did was unpack the tv and Xbox waiting for the furniture to arrive lmao OH was more embarrassed than me though XD

    Joe33 [sign in to see picture]
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    Kind of.

    At uni I lived with four housemates. Thinking they were all out the house I enjoyed a really loud, uinhibited wank. One I was done I waalked out in the hallway to hear one of my housemates (who for some reason hadn't gone to work) stirring in his room.

    Nothing was mentioned but he must have heard me. Totally mortifying.

    Fun Louise [sign in to see picture]
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    Honestly never been caught but only started solo play in the last 5 years. I never saw the point before, I just use to jump my boyfriend (at every opportunity) But my OH is older and has less sex drive than me, he works really hard and I just can't persuade him sometimes.

    He has never asked to watch but he must know that I do as I have a small stash of toys!

    mr sp [sign in to see picture]
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    The only time i was caught in the act was quite a few years ago now. It was a late and dark summers evening and i went down to the beach to go skinnydipping in the moonlight as i was feeling pretty aroused. It was when i was lying on my back naked while stroking myself on the water's edge and thinking that i was totally alone there, that from nowhere i heard some voices and this courting couple slowly walked passed near by. It was too late to do anything but to carry on. The fish were fed well that evening !!

    Random_Leo [sign in to see picture]
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    Yes I've been court out having a wank, who hasn't? My brother was the best at catching me but I'd just tell him to go away and finish myself off but that was when I was about 13 and we shared the same bedroom.

    Although I've had ex girlfriends catch me out, some would watch and a few would help me out, however I'm easy to catch out and I'm open about masterbating with all my girlfriends and they are always welcome to watch I don't mind.

    illtakethehighroad [sign in to see picture]
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    my mate had the best annecdotes.

    His mum came in to get him up for school and pulled back the sheets to get a velcro sound as the jizz has stuck his old man to the sheets in his sleep because he was too lazy to clean up.

    His mum also found his unwashed wanking sock under the bed.

    My flatmate when drunk asked where blokes wanked because tt was obviously messy. Said hmm in the bedroom? she said not in the shower as i am sure thats not soap stuck down the plughole. I had another male flatmate who was out so blamed him!

    Yes man [sign in to see picture]
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    Yes, when I was about 15 by my Mum! Nuff said!

    Mantando [sign in to see picture]
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    I was caught by an ex's sister, she help finish me off numerous times as she said it turned her on

    Mantando [sign in to see picture]
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    I was caught by an ex's sister, she help finish me off numerous times as she said it turned her on

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