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    mrs37 [sign in to see picture]
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    Mucky Duck wrote:

    Sex texts are good too but for more of a 'wait till I get you home' message. Regularly got a saucy text from the missus whilst at work and had to hide a hard on. Unfortunately we all have the same company mobiles so once or twce a collegue has had a bit of a suprise by picking up the wrong phone!

    Did they try to hide a hard on i wonder....hehehe

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    Mucky Duck [sign in to see picture]
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    Funnily enough, Mrs37, they all had to go to the toilet shortly after! haha!

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    Mucky Duck [sign in to see picture]
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    Mrs Duck has always wondered why she gets the extra attention at Christmas parties. She didn't seem to mind when a close friend of mine let it slip why. She's a wry little minx!

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    mrs37 [sign in to see picture]
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    Mucky Duck wrote:

    Funnily enough, Mrs37, they all had to go to the toilet shortly after! haha!

    Your wife must be very good at being very bad eh!

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    Mucky Duck [sign in to see picture]
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    She has her moments! She's dirtier when I'm away with emails, texts & phone calls. When I get home she shys up bit. I think we're all a bit braver when no ones looking at you in the eyes!

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    mrs37 [sign in to see picture]
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    How true...lol

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    JoJoxx [sign in to see picture]
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    Really.....i think i am a bit more the other way.....hell......a few yrs ago i decided that i wanted to go out a have sex with a stranger....know his name but thats it! So i did.....as the song says 'oh what a night'!! lol.

    My new discovery since my hubby left is sex and all that it encompasses. Including dirty texts, emails, fones etc. Something i love doing...especially when fella texts back....'i am hard' now that does get me going.

    JJxx

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    Mucky Duck [sign in to see picture]
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    'i am hard'......

    Anything?

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    Naughty40 [sign in to see picture]
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    Hey Mucky!

    you feeling better hun?

    You got some catching up to do...Mrs37 is on top of ya!!!!

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    Mucky Duck [sign in to see picture]
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    super fly now thanks naughty! I can think of worse places to be than under mrs37!!!

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    JoJoxx [sign in to see picture]
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    Mucky Duck wrote:

    'i am hard'......

    Anything?

    Its gotta be in context Mr Duck!!!!

    Men!!

    JJxx

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    Mucky Duck [sign in to see picture]
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    Do I get any points for trying?

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    JoJoxx [sign in to see picture]
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    Yes you do. I give lots of points out.....is that because I am easy!!! er.....maybe....lol......xx

    JJxx

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    Mucky Duck [sign in to see picture]
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    ~Easy eh? You just know how to say the right thing at the right time, dontcha?. I'll be round in a minute!

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    JoJoxx [sign in to see picture]
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    LOL....yeah and looking at your profile i worry!!! lol.

    JJxx

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    Idlemaster [sign in to see picture]
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    JoJoxx wrote:

    Really.....i think i am a bit more the other way.....hell......a few yrs ago i decided that i wanted to go out a have sex with a stranger....know his name but thats it! So i did.....as the song says 'oh what a night'!! lol.

    My new discovery since my hubby left is sex and all that it encompasses. Including dirty texts, emails, fones etc. Something i love doing...especially when fella texts back....'i am hard' now that does get me going.

    JJxx

    Jo Jo - its a whole new world - such a shame to miss it - so enjoy it - as you seem to be doing *s*

    PS - I am totally rock solid and hard now - just reading all this has me going big time....

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    JoJoxx [sign in to see picture]
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    Idle......you make me laugh! You are always hard. I bet your blood pressure is constantly fluctuating due to the blood going south all the time!

    I have always been into cyber and text sex. Just never had anyone to do it with. When he left it was like a door opening and now the flood gates are open as well.

    I thank my fella for introducing me to you guys. I am having so much fun!!!

    *hugs*

    JJxx

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    emma87 [sign in to see picture]
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    I like cyber too - never felt completely comfortable with me being on cam. I'd send pics and definitely do my share of the talking but I don't like the idea of using webcams with someone I don't trust.

    Text sex sounds like so much fun. Would love that I think...

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    leggycheryl [sign in to see picture]
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    never done the cyber thingsounds good tho

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    JoJoxx [sign in to see picture]
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    Emma - i totally agree with the cam thing. Only just started to explore with the fella.....and yes its a trust thing. I trust him not to record it and splash it all over the internet. Didnt get into photos until a few weeks ago and now i am making up for lost time!! lol.....the fella's phone must be full by now....

    Texting is great.....cos its so discreet! Make sure you have unlimited allowance...my bill last month was £99!!! I have changed it now so i have unlimited....last month i sent over 1500!!!!

    Leggy - try it you will be surprised. Amazing how describing something is such a turn on for you and the person receiving!! Look at my profile!

    JJxx

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