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    tallboy247 [sign in to see picture]
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    Go ahead LKS!!

    TB

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    LIL_KNOWN69 [sign in to see picture]
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    hehe you have gone and put me on the spot now lol xxxx

    i feel alll nervous hehe xxxxx

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    tallboy247 [sign in to see picture]
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    Whatever for....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    TB

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    LIL_KNOWN69 [sign in to see picture]
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    because its rude! ahh lol

    i wonder if everyones up for a christmas time sexy chat gangbang lol

    it would officially be a white christmas on these boards if we did that lol xxxxxx LKS

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    tallboy247 [sign in to see picture]
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    Sounds fine in theory but trying to ring all those bells at once would be a bit like the campanology section at Westminster Abbey, would take ages to get it right !! But l am up for the challenge!! It would l fear become a chat room and lose a lot... just my thoughts!!

    Bye for now.

    TB

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    RuRu Rabbit [sign in to see picture]
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    Cyber is great, but I find it quite difficult to find people who are good at it. A lot of men are incredibly unimaginative and do not push the boundaries enough for my liking. The same applies to women, although having cyber sex with a female is a very different experience. I've recently found a very good cyber sex partner, who pushes all the right buttons for me so I am very lucky!

    I think the worst thing a guy can do is assume that you are into him simply because you are online. Continually sending pictures of your favourite part of your body without a request is such a bore. i have known a few men like this, and it simply prompted me to block them. Guys, you may be fit, and have the body of a God which you are rightly proud of, but that doesn't mean we always want to see it...spice things up a bit and play hard to get!!

    xxx

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    JoJoxx [sign in to see picture]
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    lil_known_secret wrote:

    texting can be real naughty especially at the dinner table its a real turn on if i have to hide it hehe xxx

    its a dirty little secret xxxx

    OMG!!! i have just texted my fella with a nice photo of my boobies and he is sitting with his parents 300 miles away.....hahaha

    JJxx

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    JoJoxx [sign in to see picture]
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    You are correct RuRu. My fella and I started on that little known thing called facebook and after 8 hrs of msn chatting, where it got a little raunchy then we exchanged numbers! I know you may all say omg, so soon....but we clicked and i felt safe.

    So 4 days later i am at his flat and we are doing the deed!!! safely of course. It was like heaven.....so now we keep it up be texting and dirty chat on msn.

    He is amazing....and can get me going after about 2 long texts!!!!

    Apparently i have a flare, so he says......

    JJxx

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    Mucky Duck [sign in to see picture]
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    I enjoy the dirty talk via texts most of all as you have to pick your words better, plus it's instant access so the missus can be reading about me wanting to fie my man candy over her tits as shes waiting for the next available cashier! I also love dirty sweet nothings during the day when I'm with the wife, a quick ball squeeze & a 'I'm gonna suck your cock when we get home!' really turns me on, especially when you're waitng for a Steak Slice in Greggs!

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    LIL_KNOWN69 [sign in to see picture]
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    its a damn shame im not very good at this whole cyber buisness i do try my hardest

    god something in the air is sexy today and i dont know what gr xxxxxxx LH

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    RuRu Rabbit [sign in to see picture]
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    lil_known_secret wrote:

    its a damn shame im not very good at this whole cyber buisness i do try my hardest

    god something in the air is sexy today and i dont know what gr xxxxxxx LH

    Come off it!!! ur such a fibber!

    xxx

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    JoJoxx [sign in to see picture]
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    lil_known_secret wrote:

    its a damn shame im not very good at this whole cyber buisness i do try my hardest

    god something in the air is sexy today and i dont know what gr xxxxxxx LH

    Yeah LKS.....I know what you mean......twic before getting up and then in the bath!! Pity my fella aint here with me!!

    JJ xx

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    RuRu Rabbit [sign in to see picture]
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    Oh my...I was woken by a knock at the door...a large box containing 4 vibes, cock ring and and butt plug...

    wat a day this is turning out to be!

    xxx

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    I love a bit of cyber or phone, although real life is better... :). Done right cyber can be a huge turn on..

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    CatsWhiskers wrote:

    I love a bit of cyber or phone, although real life is better... :). Done right cyber can be a huge turn on..

    What!! Done right and cyber makes me wanna ring them up and get them to come over!! lol. Thats just the problem.....I get too turned on...

    JJxx

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    Mucky Duck [sign in to see picture]
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    Cyber porn, thats what those plastic covers for keyboards were invented for!

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    Mucky Duck wrote:

    Cyber porn, thats what those plastic covers for keyboards were invented for!

    Personally ... I prefer cling film ... Hehe . After all - cleanliness is next to godliness . Suppose that depends on your god ... or goddess. Hmmmm ... Tonight (as my other half is workin ) Im celebrating Bacchus ... with a cheeky bottle of red ... and ... maybe a bit of Pan a lil bit later on ! Self styled debauchary ... Oh yes !

    Oh ... she is gonna be SO fustrated on the other end of the phone ...

    arent you ;op XX

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    Lilla K [sign in to see picture]
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    Well reading this thread I am clearly missing out and need to find myself a tasty cyber porn buddy. I think I'd be OK at it but might need a bit of practice.

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    Lilla K [sign in to see picture]
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    sorry no I meant cyber sex buddy not cyber porn. I'm tired zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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    SarahLou22 [sign in to see picture]
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    the practice is the fun bit lila k ;0)

    i met my OH at work when over the phone .....my laptop broke and he's on the IT helpdesk!

    a bit of phone and IM while at work was enough to require a visit up to glasgow to see if he could live up to the words....he did....enough for me to move all the way up here!

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