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  1. Why did you choose your username?

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    Mind_the_Gap [sign in to see picture]
    • Rank: Captain
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    • Joined: 24 Sep 2017

    This is really erotic. I was watching a programme on Paddington resin station and the announcement "Mind the Gap" came over the tannoy. It sounded boring and quite sexy at the same time. There goes my buggered up mind again!!!!!

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    Shouganai [sign in to see picture]
    • Rank: Lieutenant Colonel
    • Posts: 183
    • Joined: 17 Jul 2016

    My username basically means "It can't be helped"; I like the idea of approaching good and bad circumstances this way. Partner orgasmed too soon ? Can't be helped. <3 Laundry got soaked while out on the line ? Can't be helped. :p

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    OneHotMinute [sign in to see picture]
    • Rank: Officer Cadet
    • Posts: 4
    • Joined: 2 Jun 2013

    My username is an album by red hot chili peppers - and I think it kinda works here :)

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    • Rank: Captain
    • Posts: 95
    • Joined: 13 Oct 2017

    EaOutlaw has been part of any user name I have used since about 2001 that is because I used to belong to a online racing group called the EaOutlaws EA= (Electronic Arts) Video Game maker of games like need for speed.

    Each memeber had a user name that had to start with EaOutlaw

    To quilify to race with this group you had to post insane near perfect lap times, it was a highly competitive fun group to be part of.

    I was just go enough to be a member yet never good enough to beat any of the better members.

    We all were exceptinal at the original PC version of Need for Speed, I spent alot of times with these people and found it to be one of the best memories I have from online groups.

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    Doubleshadow [sign in to see picture]
    • Rank: Lieutenant
    • Posts: 21
    • Joined: 19 Apr 2014

    Double Shadow is the name of a Dagger and I collect knives and daggers, but please don't write me off as some kind of nutter ;-)

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    MrandMrs.Anonymous [sign in to see picture]
    • Rank: Brigadier
    • Posts: 31
    • Joined: 7 Jun 2015

    We use Lovehoney products together and wanted to take part in the forum as a couple rather than separate. We obviously would like to keep out identitys anonymous hence then name Mr and Mrs Anonymous.

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    Lullabybabe017 [sign in to see picture]
    • Rank: General
    • Posts: 496
    • Joined: 1 Aug 2011

    Because afterwards you'll sleep like a baby you will be that tired

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    Crackerman [sign in to see picture]
    • Rank: Lieutenant
    • Posts: 4
    • Joined: 2 Dec 2016

    Mines a stone temple pilots song

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    Blue Steel [sign in to see picture]
    • Rank: Major
    • Posts: 33
    • Joined: 10 Dec 2012

    People come up to me all the time and say "you should be a model," or "you look just like a model," or "maybe you should try to be a man who models." And I always have to laugh because I'm so good looking. Of course I'm a model.

    I guess I'm also known for Blue Steel.

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    4Uonly [sign in to see picture]
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    • Posts: 666
    • Joined: 11 Nov 2016

    Faithfulness. No body else but you only

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    4Uonly [sign in to see picture]
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    Shouganai wrote:

    My username basically means "It can't be helped"... :p

    そうーがない. Nice saying. Are you a Manga lover too?
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    Kneeslider [sign in to see picture]
    • Rank: Lieutenant
    • Posts: 32
    • Joined: 21 Jul 2013

    It's a motorcycle thing :)

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    Gerkin86 [sign in to see picture]
    • Rank: Officer Cadet
    • Posts: 2
    • Joined: 24 Oct 2017

    I like Gerkins

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    quietgiant [sign in to see picture]
    • Rank: Officer Cadet
    • Posts: 7
    • Joined: 16 Nov 2017

    quiet because in real life I am.

    Giant could be ironic as I am not a tall man, or because of a size of something, either works

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    MK7 [sign in to see picture]
    • Rank: General
    • Posts: 435
    • Joined: 21 Sep 2015

    Privacy. I use this name nowhere, it means nothing, but it's short and easy to remember. Nobody shall find me.

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    BigBoyToy22 [sign in to see picture]
    • Rank: Officer Cadet
    • Posts: 3
    • Joined: 28 Mar 2014

    I chose mine because I love being a toyboy to older women, my cocks pretty big and I'm 22 😀

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    Karaninazov [sign in to see picture]
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    • Posts: 7
    • Joined: 2 Jan 2017

    It's a mixture of the titles of two of my favourite books - see if you can guess which they are! :)

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