• What's your sex toy count?!

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    bigbrownblowjobeyes [sign in to see picture]
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    Ok, been shopping, update:

    'Squeezer teaser' nipple clamps

    The collar with the screw nipple clamps on

    Another basic set of clamps

    The Red and Black weighted clamps on LH at the moment.

    Mr Big rabbit (my 4th rabbit lol)

    Evolved waterproof rabbit - tester freebie - Thanks Ruth :D

    Blue jelly waterproof vibe.

    Pink Waterproof vibe.

    Blue ladyfinger waterproof vibe

    PURPLE ladyfinger waterproof vibe (hehe)

    Pink mini vibe

    Red mini vibe

    Silencer vibe

    Purple vibe much like the silencer from AS

    Black mini 'wand' vibe

    Glass dildo

    Purple jelly anal dildo

    Pink vibrating butt plug

    Rainbow butt plug

    Vibrawhip hand spanker

    14 Inch rubber whip

    Feather tickler thingy.

    a few sets of cuffs

    anal beads

    2 x g-whizz g spot vibes (fella and i both ordered one the same week lol)

    The mobile activated bullet

    Another basic pink vibe.

    Royal teaser vibe

    bang bang bullet

    Leather neck-2-wrists half hogtie

    bondage tape

    bed restraints

    'diamond dazzler* - yeah right - freebie

    various lubes and heating massage oils... the usual, blindfold... probably forgotton something hehe.

    Also just ordered a leather 'slut' paddle and a waterproof vibrating butt plug.

    Gimme more dammit lol

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    funandfrolics [sign in to see picture]
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    Me my gf have started a small collection, she loves toys and I am not complaining!!

    So far we have:

    • LH Big Bang Bullet ... Amazing!!!
    • Vibra Exciter for Her ... :-)
    • Touche Ring
    • LH Love Bug
    • Monkey Spanker ... not so spanking
    • AS Rabbit Wave ... the big one
    • AS Eclipse
    • AS Pocket Pleaser
    • Fun Factory Layaspot

    We also have Nooki and Monogamy ... and hope to keep the collection growing :-)

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    DanielleMarie [sign in to see picture]
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    No where NEAR as many as some. Lol. I've got like 2 sex boxes, with handcuffs, whips, outfits, lubes, and toys. I used to have an Ares Ram vibe (HUGE thing) and I never used it, so got rid of it, and recently broke my rampant rabbit wave, so sadly that's now gone as well. Hoping to replace it with a Mr. Big or a Jessica Rabbit 2.0. But I've got a lipstick clit vibe, 2 slimline vibes, a g spot vibe and a bullet.

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    Strapon! [sign in to see picture]
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    I've got a bit pf a problem...I'm moving back in with my parents soon and don't know what to do with all my sex toys! I can't risk taking them home and don't really feel too comfortable leaving the box with any friends considering I have some absolute monsters in there!

    Any suggestions guys?

    I'm considering a safety deposit box as if I'm a secret agent! x

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    Mucky Duck [sign in to see picture]
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    There was a thread kicking about on good places to hide em a while back if the old grey matter serves correctly.

    Get a lockable box marked 'super duper secret' & leave it somewhere visable, make sure it has something really nice in it (ie Cat magazines, train spotters almanac or those leaflets from the doorstep that will 'save your soul') once your mam has had Barry the greasy weasle to crack it & it's empty of smut she'll never look in it again, the way is clear!

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    DanielleMarie [sign in to see picture]
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    I've got two boxes in my closet filled with outfits and sex toys. They're boot boxes, from like faith, and my mum tends to like to check out my shoes to see if they'll fit her, so when I first transferred them I was worried but I'm fairly blunt, so I just said to my mother, "If you want to be able to look at me for the rest of my life, don't look in the boxes." And she never has. Same can't be said of me looking for the curlers in her bedside cupboard. Scarred for life right here.

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    Strapon! [sign in to see picture]
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    That kinda thing just wont work for me i'm afraid!

    I actually need a foolproof place to keep them...WELL away from the old folk! x

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    Mucky Duck [sign in to see picture]
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    Mums are FAR too nosey & homely, there isn't a thing you can hide that she won't find. Unless you invest is a serious lockable box or decent suitcase then forget it. If your mum is cool then it'll work but if you have one of those 'theres no secrets in this house' then you're screwed!

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    sweetlove666 [sign in to see picture]
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    how about on top of a wardrobe or something

    ive just got a durex play induldge set

    and i have

    a bang bang bullet

    citoral pump,

    ribbed glass dildo

    a rabbit

    a jessic rabit 2.0

    and toys that have dies:

    a g wizz

    an i buzz

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    Slave Malcom [sign in to see picture]
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    we have a lockable accounts box, and anyone that asks that what we tell them is in it. No one thinks anymore of it. The issue we have is with longer items, lunging whips, crops, canes, ropes and such, they can be a bit of a pain to hide. That said, the lunging whip upside downs hides nicely in a golf bag, just remember to take it out before you play!

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    Ash [sign in to see picture]
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    Oh boy, SM! Mrs A. loves to stash dirty laundry in my golf bag when we're away on overseas hols... When we get back, I'm always paranoid about clearing it out in case I were to pull a club out on the first tee to find something slinky wrapped around the handle...

    Mind you, it might have the advantage of inducing heart attacks in some of the crusties at the club!

    Slave Malcom wrote:

    we have a lockable accounts box, and anyone that asks that what we tell them is in it. No one thinks anymore of it. The issue we have is with longer items, lunging whips, crops, canes, ropes and such, they can be a bit of a pain to hide. That said, the lunging whip upside downs hides nicely in a golf bag, just remember to take it out before you play!

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    Slave Malcom [sign in to see picture]
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    lol, good ploy in helping your game - or impeeding others!

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    besty [sign in to see picture]
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    none

    I had a one but i left it in a hotel room last year and i was too embarrassed to go back and get it HA HA HA

    Im eyeing up my first rabbit though - my mouse is hovering over the add to basket button!!

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    Slave Malcom [sign in to see picture]
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    go on - click add! you know you wont regret it! And with LH, it would proberbly turn up tomorrow as well!

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    Lava_Twilight_x [sign in to see picture]
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    DanielleMarie wrote:

    I've got two boxes in my closet filled with outfits and sex toys. They're boot boxes, from like faith, and my mum tends to like to check out my shoes to see if they'll fit her, so when I first transferred them I was worried but I'm fairly blunt, so I just said to my mother, "If you want to be able to look at me for the rest of my life, don't look in the boxes." And she never has. Same can't be said of me looking for the curlers in her bedside cupboard. Scarred for life right here.

    Hahaha & oh-dear at the same time! Poor you!!!! x

    besty wrote:

    none

    I had a one but i left it in a hotel room last year and i was too embarrassed to go back and get it HA HA HA

    Im eyeing up my first rabbit though - my mouse is hovering over the add to basket button!!

    Do it!!!! You'll never regret it! :) x Which one you looking at getting? x

    Ok for me:

    2 bullet vibes (one LH the other with a purple bear)

    My red-glittery vibe (my new best friend!)

    A little pink vibe (my fellas new best friend!!)

    A set of pink love-beads.....(soon to become my fellas NBF!)

    Some love balls (*must remember to stick em in!*)

    That's it for now, but got my eye on loads....not much I know! x

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    besty [sign in to see picture]
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    Im seriously tempted ha ha! oh go on then its been added - thanks for twisting my arm!

    I think this week is going to be a good one!!

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    Slave Malcom [sign in to see picture]
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    by the sounds of it Lava you need to start ordering two of everything, just so you get to use the toys on your self once in a while!

    Nice one besty, hope you enjoy your new purchase! Itsounds like a great start to the week!

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    Lava_Twilight_x [sign in to see picture]
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    besty wrote:

    Im seriously tempted ha ha! oh go on then its been added - thanks for twisting my arm!

    I think this week is going to be a good one!!

    If we don't see you online tomorrow, we'll know why ;) hehe x

    Yeps, thats why I have two bullets now, & my latest wishlist seems to have more gifts for him!!! :D x

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    Darth [sign in to see picture]
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    ...about 20?

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    Slave Malcom [sign in to see picture]
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    lol, good good!

    not a bad total Darth, mine seems to go up most weeks as there are always offers on here too good to pass up! Have to wait for pay day now, but need to be very carefull not to go crazy, there are so many things I want to get at the mo!

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