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  1. What's your sex toy count?!

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    Lady Ness [sign in to see picture]
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    Waver rabbit Vibe,

    Wavy wonder triple stimulator vibe,

    Jack Rabbit Thruster vibe,

    Seven Seas Double stimulator Rabbit Vibe,

    Rock Chick,

    Groovy Chick,

    Vibe Therapy Serene,

    Ice Scream Vibe,

    Evolved G-spot Vibe,

    Evolved mini nova Vibe,

    Basic lustfinger Vibe,

    Kokeshi Japanese Doll massager/ Vibe,

    LH Dream Egg 2.0,

    Basic love egg,

    Death by orgasm,

    Butterfly Bullet Vibe,

    Touche Ice bullet Vibe,

    Sqweel,

    X2 basic bullet finger vibes,

    Dinky Banger Cock Ring,

    Naughty boy vibe,

    Big Boy vibe,

    Stretchy silicon penis sleeves(6pack),

    Tracey cox advanced anal,

    Tracey cox anal beads,

    Oriental anal beads,

    X2 basic anal butt buddy plugs,

    Basix twist and shout anal dildo,

    Adam and eve curvy dildo,

    Doc Johnson 10” dong,

    Tantus Flow Dildo,

    Basix 10” Dong,

    Love labs supernova light-up glass dildo,

    Love labs G-prober glass dildo,

    Love labs triple fun glass dildo,

    Lelo Ella Dildo,

    Lelo Luna pleasure beads,

    Ophoria smooth k-balls,

    Bondage rope,

    Bondage tape,

    Wrist and ankle 4way cuffs/ restraints,

    Blindfold,

    Leather riding crop,

    Nipple clamps,

    Flower power balm,

    Pussy rub,

    Mix of flavoured lubes,

    Liquid silk,

    X2 toy cleaner,

    20+ books... most sex psychology books though,

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    diamonds [sign in to see picture]
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    would take me all day to write down what ive got and im sure i would forget things as well!

    ive got a draw, bed side table, and some large boxes under my bed and there all full! :-/

    Dxx

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    mark d [sign in to see picture]
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    Just done a "quick" count on our toys and we are upto 95

    i never knew we had that many - maybe we need a bigger bedroom to store them in

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    telemachus [sign in to see picture]
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    headsouth wrote:

    Think I'm due a proper stock take. 25 is probably ball park, but then what counts as a separate toy.... strap on with two separate dildos and a detachable butt plug ... does that count as 4 or 1?

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    Wizzie86 [sign in to see picture]
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    I daren't count... Two boxes full is a big enough figure x

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    Wizzie86 wrote:

    I daren't count... Two boxes full is a big enough figure x

    Perhaps we should change the system and just measure by weight. Some of us have too many!

    If they weigh more than yourself that's a bit excessive.

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    Alicia D'amore [sign in to see picture]
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    telemachus wrote:

    headsouth wrote:

    Think I'm due a proper stock take. 25 is probably ball park, but then what counts as a separate toy.... strap on with two separate dildos and a detachable butt plug ... does that count as 4 or 1?

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    I'd say 3. The harness isn't a toy, but the 3 different penetrative toys are exactly that.

    Adx

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    Wizzie86 [sign in to see picture]
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    Lol, I'm gonna have to get fatter...

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    mark d [sign in to see picture]
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    WandA wrote:

    Wizzie86 wrote:

    I daren't count... Two boxes full is a big enough figure x

    Perhaps we should change the system and just measure by weight. Some of us have too many!

    If they weigh more than yourself that's a bit excessive.

    I don't know about that - we have a sybian thats quite heavy, so a couple of "machines" and you could be easily over your weight limit

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    toxycat [sign in to see picture]
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    mmm never counted mine............but we have a 'toy box' as well in the bedroom......which is already full..........must get another one........i also utilise both our bedside drawers..........lol

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    Wizzie86 [sign in to see picture]
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    toxycat wrote:

    mmm never counted mine............but we have a 'toy box' as well in the bedroom......which is already full..........must get another one........i also utilise both our bedside drawers..........lol

    I had a massive drawer that was overflowing (not including toys that were in smaller drawers...) so I ended up getting two massive boxes

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    Doug [sign in to see picture]
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    of the top of my head i think its about 6 or 7 ish, so basicaly nothing compared to most people on here :S

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    titania [sign in to see picture]
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    With a rough count I'd say the current total is around 50.

    Several months ago I bought a padlockable box to put them in (probably equivalent to 4 large shoeboxes). I had the key hidden away and got things out when we needed them, The other week my OH asked where the key was and when he went to get the box down he said "Flippin Heck! what have we got in here?!"

    I blame it on the glass dildoes and the lube... If I ever get that steel dildo I *really* want it'll probably be dangerously heavy...

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    *Emma* [sign in to see picture]
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    I had 27 vibes alone til recently when ive found a few others in my under bed drawer so a fair few as this doesnt include butt plugs, paddles, whips, crops etc (if they are classed as toys) x

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    Pinkilious [sign in to see picture]
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    Wow some of you are sex toy crazy with loads of toys (I am so jealous)

    I have only a few (about 12) as rebuilding the collection after i broke up with my bf last year and i mistakenly left all my toys at his house boohoo!!!!

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    sweetcherry24 [sign in to see picture]
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    one rabbit

    3 bullet vibs,

    2 sets anal beads,

    one butt plug.

    3 jelly vibrators

    a vibrator called chilly willy

    a cock like dildo called' SEAN'

    little vib ataches to your toothbrush

    jiggle balls

    little silver vibrator

    Two other vibrators i dont use.

    my fave vibrator that has 8 functions

    2 cock rings

    dif kinds of lube

    condoms

    bondage tape

    A riding whip,

    hand restraints

    eye mask

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    littlepixi [sign in to see picture]
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    i have 26 vibes and if i include all my lubes candles and etc bits its around 50-60.xxx

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    DrtyBoy [sign in to see picture]
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    Wow LP and you hide all that from those nosy people in your house/room!

    I have about 10 at the last count, a mixture of vibes, dildos, butt plugs, cock rings and hand masterbators.

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    littlepixi [sign in to see picture]
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    its in a huuuge amazon box under my bed, it was in my printer box but that split and all my stuff came out like a wave haha so ive swaped to a tv box but even thats too small :(. im hoping the grab bag boxes are relivitly big haha. xxx

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    DrtyBoy [sign in to see picture]
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    hee hee.... I used a crappy M&S bag, now i use a fairly sturdy Fat Face bag but it is an embarrassment (and torn to bits from over zealous tugging at it under the bed when in need of a vibe or lube!)

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