Get your jingle ball puns and bulging sack jokes at the ready - it's time for the Christmas caption competition! You might have to dig deep for this one, but you love a challenge don't you?
Please note: The winner will be picked on 21 December, in time to catch the Christmas post! The January edition will be up at some point in the first week of January.
There will be one overall winner who wins a selection of goodies to review (so please make sure you can review, and that you have an Orgasm Army wishlist made up from products that aren't yet reviewed).