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  1. let us pray xx

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    linda2008 [sign in to see picture]
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    was sent this from a friend hope you enjoy xx

    Female version of the Lord's Prayer:


    My vibrator,which brings me Heaven,
    Rabbit be thy name.
    You make me cum,
    You bring such fun
    On earth, or is it Heaven?
    Give me this day my daily thrill
    and forgive me my screams as i forgive those who sold me dud batteries.
    Lead me straight into temptation,
    Deliver me from frustration,
    For thine is the vibration, the power and rotation
    Forever and ever,
    No MEN.

    Anybody else got any to share? xx

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    xxxxchelzsxxxx [sign in to see picture]
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    i dont have any to share but thats ace!! xx

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    lol..... I love it! Should have that laminated and placed in my window...... start a new religion.... who'd join??

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    xxxxchelzsxxxx [sign in to see picture]
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    Me!! xxx

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    me too!!!!!!!!!

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    linda2008 [sign in to see picture]
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    Malteser81 wrote:

    lol..... I love it! Should have that laminated and placed in my window...... start a new religion.... who'd join??

    oh i would lol xx ....

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    ooh Amen there sister !! xD

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    Phoenix79 [sign in to see picture]
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    i'm with you ladies!

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    lol love it imagine that read in church on sunday : )

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    Loving the prayer!

    I would join the religion!

    x

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    Loves huni wrote:

    i would definately join there - malts could be like our sex toy god-ess :D xx

    Amen lol x

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    Malteser81 wrote:

    lol..... I love it! Should have that laminated and placed in my window...... start a new religion.... who'd join??

    of course i would join lol Loving the Prayer!

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    If people had been following my news stories they'd know there was a recent attempt to start a sex inspired religion in Sweden...

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    To the tune of "Thank you for the music" by ABBA.

    Thank you for the climax
    The joy of cumming
    Thanks for all the finger and thumbing
    Who could live without it
    I ask in all honesty
    What would life be
    Without a big fat cock inside me
    So I say thank you for the climax - for giving it to meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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    WandA wrote:

    If people had been following my news stories they'd know there was a recent attempt to start a sex inspired religion in Sweden...

    Shame on me.... Ill now follow....

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    xxxxchelzsxxxx wrote:

    WandA wrote:

    If people had been following my news stories they'd know there was a recent attempt to start a sex inspired religion in Sweden...

    Shame on me.... Ill now follow....

    All thanks to our Leaders

    who show us the way

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    bwahahaha - awesome finally found a religion I agree with!

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    love it!!

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