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    chipNroll [sign in to see picture]
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    Thin One wrote:

    Being thin as always been a burden for me and members here will no doubt have read countless posts from me about low self-esteem etc It doesn't help that I'm also thin in the trouser department and I really struggle to belief that any woman would be sexually attracted to me. It's one of the reasons I've been single for so long.

    Slimline toys are my favourite ;)

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    MasqueradeMinx wrote:

    maccess wrote:

    SEXYGET 69 wrote:

    Shit! Must shave head! :-p

    and your ass mate by the looks of it. ha ha

    A lot of men have a hairy ass. If he did:

    1. It would be difficult due to not being able to see
    2. The regrowth would be incredibly uncomfortable
    3. He would have to shave at least every 2 days
    4. It would look weird with hairy legs

    I also think your comment was insensitive, many people worry about things and when people point out things then it can be very hurtful. Your comment also reminds me of nelson off of simpsons.

    it was only ment as a bit of fun banter and i would hope that sexyget get would take it in that manner, I too am hairy in the ass department and would not be offended by such comments but if it did i appoligise.....

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    Only just spotted this defamation of my anus! Thankyou MM for sticking up for me and my arse. I would do the same for you lovely! Okay onto the rough stuff. . . .
    Ey you Macarena or whatever yer name is. Don't be coming on here dissing my ass. I bet you wouldn't mind a piece of it! That's a highly toned butt of steel you see before you mate! My kids don't call me tight arse for nothing you know! Lets see your arse anyway? :-) No offence taken btw so no appleoggie required! SG

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    Id have to say for me its not so much about looks.......if a man has a cheeky side, can make me laugh and has a cool mind to engage me...then im hooked. Looks wise i go for allsorts......im not overly bothered about a sculptured body etc......i love quirkyness......god its hard to explain.....but i know what i like when i see it......lol

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    I like my men to be DD! Whatever build he is at the time - that is my favourite! I don't really know about other men, I admire athletes bodies I suppose but that's very much in terms of functionality rather than attractiveness.

    xxKPxx

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    KittyPurry wrote:

    I like my men to be DD! Whatever build he is at the time - that is my favourite! I don't really know about other men, I admire athletes bodies I suppose but that's very much in terms of functionality rather than attractiveness.

    xxKPxx

    Not exactly the same but I do wonder about the effects and success of conditioning.

    I assume you find DD as attractive as you do, as a lesbian with a man, because he brings so many great non-physical things that alter your perception of his physicality. Although I'm certainly not gay or bi seeing cock in porn can arouse me because it represents pleasure. Ad has always been one of my 'types' but even the little preferences I used to have that she didn't have altered to fit to what she does has.

    I just find this idea fascinating and wonder how much truth is in it, how it effects other and just what lengths it can take.

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    WandA wrote:

    KittyPurry wrote:

    I like my men to be DD! Whatever build he is at the time - that is my favourite! I don't really know about other men, I admire athletes bodies I suppose but that's very much in terms of functionality rather than attractiveness.

    xxKPxx

    Not exactly the same but I do wonder about the effects and success of conditioning.

    I assume you find DD as attractive as you do, as a lesbian with a man, because he brings so many great non-physical things that alter your perception of his physicality. Although I'm certainly not gay or bi seeing cock in porn can arouse me because it represents pleasure. Ad has always been one of my 'types' but even the little preferences I used to have that she didn't have altered to fit to what she does has.

    I just find this idea fascinating and wonder how much truth is in it, how it effects other and just what lengths it can take.

    I know, it's very strange. I've always been able to tell if men are attractive or not (e.g. brad pitt vs bernard manning). DD was the first man (boy at the time!) that I've ever felt attracted to, I noticed something different about him very early on (not scientific but I can't explain the feeling well). He's a very handsome guy but there was a thoughtfulness about him that I was really drawn to. The physical attraction definately got stronger and stronger the more I got to know him as a friend though and once we got together it just grew exponentially!

    xxKPxx

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    Ohhh, DD is your partner. I was conjuring up all sorts of acronyms and not getting anywhere- Double Dang, Dunkin' Donuts, Drunk Drivers. That makes much more sense.

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    chipNroll wrote:

    Ohhh, DD is your partner. I was conjuring up all sorts of acronyms and not getting anywhere- Double Dang, Dunkin' Donuts, Drunk Drivers. That makes much more sense.

    hahaha yes my bad, I'm getting so lazy with my typing! Design Dude is my better half!

    xxKPxx

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    Hehe at the confusion!

    I would be fascinated to see inside your head KP! (in a scientific sense)

    You raise so many questions I want answers too! I've always assumed gender is an obvious deal breaker in people looking for partners. Can I put you in a cage KP... For science of course. (is prepping the giant hamster wheel)

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    WandA wrote:

    Hehe at the confusion!

    I would be fascinated to see inside your head KP! (in a scientific sense)

    You raise so many questions I want answers too! I've always assumed gender is an obvious deal breaker in people looking for partners. Can I put you in a cage KP... For science of course. (is prepping the giant hamster wheel)

    Hahahaha I would love to see inside my head too, I confuse myself! DD's gender was almost a deal breaker in that I almost didn't act on my attraction to him. It's a bloody good job I didn't wuss out though or I'd have missed out on the single greatest thing that's ever happened to me. It's difficult to explain/understand, I think my being a tomboy helps because it means we have a lot in common, we got on like a house on fire right away. We have similar values and our personalities compliament each other wonderfully. Definately being freinds before was important, it took me 6 months or more before I plucked up the courage to act on it and by the time I did, I had developed a pretty intense physical need for him.

    xxKPxx

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    SEXYGET 69 wrote:

    Only just spotted this defamation of my anus! Thankyou MM for sticking up for me and my arse. I would do the same for you lovely! Okay onto the rough stuff. . . .
    Ey you Macarena or whatever yer name is. Don't be coming on here dissing my ass. I bet you wouldn't mind a piece of it! That's a highly toned butt of steel you see before you mate! My kids don't call me tight arse for nothing you know! Lets see your arse anyway? :-) No offence taken btw so no appleoggie required! SG

    SG I conseed your ass is much better than mine and thank you for enjoying the banter.

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    maccess wrote:

    SG I conseed your ass is much better than mine and thank you for enjoying the banter.

    Oh dear, you did it again: that's his face!

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    BashfulBabe wrote:

    maccess wrote:

    SG I conseed your ass is much better than mine and thank you for enjoying the banter.

    Oh dear, you did it again: that's his face!

    Teeheehee

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    chipNroll wrote:

    BashfulBabe wrote:

    maccess wrote:

    SG I conseed your ass is much better than mine and thank you for enjoying the banter.

    Oh dear, you did it again: that's his face!

    Teeheehee

    Hah too!

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    WandA wrote:

    chipNroll wrote:

    BashfulBabe wrote:

    maccess wrote:

    SG I conseed your ass is much better than mine and thank you for enjoying the banter.

    Oh dear, you did it again: that's his face!

    Teeheehee

    Hah too!

    That just sounds like a Korean sneezing.

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    it gets worse!

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    I'm liking that so many women prefer men on the chunky side... loadsa chunks on me like lol

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