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  1. The OA is good therapy if you have a masterbation/porn problem!

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    Seduced [sign in to see picture]
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    Umm, Can't say I find the english dictionary a turn-on, But hey hoe, Whatever floats ya boat mate lmao!

    BACK ON TOPIC!!!!

    Oops, Didn't mean to shout guys n gals xx

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    Seduced wrote:

    Yes, Thankyou LMD for that! lol

    Fapping, To Fapp, Fapper, Fapped. - Male 'Lingo' for manual materbation technique, Otherwise known as wanking.

    Other known terms include 'Spanking the monkey', 'Beating the bishop', 'Choking the chicken', Etc etc...

    Female vers - Fopping, To Fopp, Fopped...

    It doesnt sound like fopping lol.

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    Seduced wrote:

    Umm, Can't say I find the english dictionary a turn-on, But hey hoe, Whatever floats ya boat mate lmao!

    BACK ON TOPIC!!!!

    Oops, Didn't mean to shout guys n gals xx

    We're bad OAs lol.

    Well it does take my mind off sex when its not avaliable

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    MasqueradeMinx wrote:

    Seduced wrote:

    Yes, Thankyou LMD for that! lol

    Fapping, To Fapp, Fapper, Fapped. - Male 'Lingo' for manual materbation technique, Otherwise known as wanking.

    Other known terms include 'Spanking the monkey', 'Beating the bishop', 'Choking the chicken', Etc etc...

    Female vers - Fopping, To Fopp, Fopped...

    It doesnt sound like fopping lol.

    Depends on the activity of the moment...

    Could be like a Slop, Or a Thlurrp... The mind boggles!

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    Seduced wrote:

    MasqueradeMinx wrote:

    Seduced wrote:

    Yes, Thankyou LMD for that! lol

    Fapping, To Fapp, Fapper, Fapped. - Male 'Lingo' for manual materbation technique, Otherwise known as wanking.

    Other known terms include 'Spanking the monkey', 'Beating the bishop', 'Choking the chicken', Etc etc...

    Female vers - Fopping, To Fopp, Fopped...

    It doesnt sound like fopping lol.

    Depends on the activity of the moment...

    Could be like a Slop, Or a Thlurrp... The mind boggles!

    Sounds like your wading through gooey mud!

    Not the sexiest sound lo.

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    MasqueradeMinx wrote:

    Seduced wrote:

    Umm, Can't say I find the english dictionary a turn-on, But hey hoe, Whatever floats ya boat mate lmao!

    BACK ON TOPIC!!!!

    Oops, Didn't mean to shout guys n gals xx

    We're bad OAs lol.

    Well it does take my mind off sex when its not avaliable

    Naughty, Bad OA... Now come here and bend.ov... Uhumm, * Coughs *

    Hehe No worries xx

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    MasqueradeMinx wrote:

    Seduced wrote:

    MasqueradeMinx wrote:

    Seduced wrote:

    Yes, Thankyou LMD for that! lol

    Fapping, To Fapp, Fapper, Fapped. - Male 'Lingo' for manual materbation technique, Otherwise known as wanking.

    Other known terms include 'Spanking the monkey', 'Beating the bishop', 'Choking the chicken', Etc etc...

    Female vers - Fopping, To Fopp, Fopped...

    It doesnt sound like fopping lol.

    Depends on the activity of the moment...

    Could be like a Slop, Or a Thlurrp... The mind boggles!

    Sounds like your wading through gooey mud!

    Not the sexiest sound lo.

    Ok, I just very nearly fell off my bed lmao! xx

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    Naughty, Bad OA... Now come here and bend.ov... Uhumm, * Coughs *

    Hehe No worries xx

    *looks around for others before giving the spanker*

    x

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    Mwuhahaha You certainly earned the 'Minx' part you ;) x Right...

    Off to get my boy from school, Toodle Pip for now.............

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    lickmadick wrote:

    Ilovemyman wrote:

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    Mr Monster wrote:

    It's having the opposite effect on me. I can't stop thinking about the naughty but nice ideas people throw into the forums. High heels, dressing up, new toys, piercings, fetish clubs - I spent FOUR HOURS the other day while I was at work just drifting along in my own little fantasy world. No idea what I was doing, but kept worrying that someone would comment on the recurring bulge in my trousers.

    On the other hand, haven't watched TV in a week. That's got to be a good thing!

    Oh don't get me wrong, My libido is as offensively high as ever and the OA does Induce hornyness and sexual thinkings, I have just stopped watching porn and fapping constantly. I still fap, but no -where near as much. I will watch porn again, But less often, And not the kind I was watching ( extreme bdsm/hardcore/etc etc )

    Mr Monster hi don't think we have met

    What's fapping?

    fapping ..the noise your cock makes when having a wank..ha ha

    Well you learn something every day I've never heard that!

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    Hehe We all learn something new here I think!

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