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  1. Prizes for Guys and Gals

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    sexy little minx [sign in to see picture]
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    I'm terrible at these things but here goes!

    Competition Entry

    Bullet please.

    Just when you thought you knew all the abbreviations possible, then there's these:

    (_!_) regular arse

    (__!__) fat arse

    (!) tight arse

    (_*_) sore arse

    (_0_) well used arse

    (_e=mc2_) smart arse

    And my favourite for those you really tell it too.........(_x_) kiss my arse!

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    diamonds [sign in to see picture]
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    COMPETITION ENTRY

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Bmhjf0rKe8

    stroker please if i win! cant see how this vid wouldnt put a smile on anyones face! :-)

    Dxx

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    Malteser81 [sign in to see picture]
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    diamonds wrote:

    COMPETITION ENTRY

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Bmhjf0rKe8

    stroker please if i win! cant see how this vid wouldnt put a smile on anyones face! :-)

    Dxx

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRVNVjFny-w&NR=1

    I prefer this one with the dog just looking at it's owner think "wtf are you doing u crazy person...... i'm a dog... not a cat or a monkey"?? lol

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    diamonds [sign in to see picture]
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    Malteser81 wrote:

    diamonds wrote:

    COMPETITION ENTRY

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Bmhjf0rKe8

    stroker please if i win! cant see how this vid wouldnt put a smile on anyones face! :-)

    Dxx

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRVNVjFny-w&NR=1

    I prefer this one with the dog just looking at it's owner think "wtf are you doing u crazy person...... i'm a dog... not a cat or a monkey"?? lol

    is it me or does the bloke from the surpried vids sound like michael jackson? lol

    Dxx

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    5mil [sign in to see picture]
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    http://www.lewdart.com/toons/pic51.jpg

    Stroker please....

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    diamonds [sign in to see picture]
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    5mil wrote:

    http://www.lewdart.com/toons/pic51.jpg

    Stroker please....

    you need to add that its a comp entry or you wont be in with a chance!

    Dxx

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    jackador123 [sign in to see picture]
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    Competition Entry - stroker

    One and only Inception Cat http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLDSE7RHvno

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    toxycat [sign in to see picture]
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    Competition entry - Bullet

    Ninja Cat - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcUROQL29H0

    Mental sleepwalking dog - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LzMAXqu8qU

    Oh and the classic woman being humped by a dog: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKALtEV1Leg

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    Pinkilious [sign in to see picture]
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    How come people have entered three videos when it says one entry???

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    toxycat [sign in to see picture]
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    it means one entry as in one post i assume!!!

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    Pinkilious [sign in to see picture]
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    COMPETITION ENTRY bullet please : )

    i love this song it always makes me smile http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLnWf1sQkjY&ob=av3e

    and if you are allowed two links for one entry this is my second favourite clip!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3ZaPWQxbgE

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    Thin One [sign in to see picture]
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    Someone remind me to enter this comp! I'm on my iPod at the moment and it's like trying to rub your head whilst you pat your stomach (or is it the other way round?....)

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    Thin One [sign in to see picture]
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    See it's bloody annoying....

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    Malteser81 [sign in to see picture]
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    toxycat wrote:

    it means one entry as in one post i assume!!!

    No just one entry as in one clip, joke or pic etc i'm afraid =(

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    *Emma* [sign in to see picture]
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    COMPETITION ENTRY

    Id like the stroker for my fella please...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IuvMIQEa1lw (hahaha)

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yE6PNps5N9I (sooo cute!)

    Emma x

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    chels18 [sign in to see picture]
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    Competition Entry: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LTLEVC-sfQ

    this makes me giggle because she's obviously taught herself the words!!! Bullet please!

    :D

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    Ecksvie [sign in to see picture]
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    COMPETITION ENTRY

    Fast food advertising, you're doing it right.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UKLncvGxQ8

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgO-u83Os_I

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    Ecksvie [sign in to see picture]
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    Forgot to say, bullet please.

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    Jordaisy [sign in to see picture]
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    COMPETITION ENTRY

    (I hope I can add one even though I'm new??)

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJqY-Sk9tvA

    I just thought this was really funny because the kid is actually surprisingly articulate but doesn't seem to realise just how amusing he's being at the same time. (Stroker please!)

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    Seduced [sign in to see picture]
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    COMPETITION ENTRY

    Muslim guy's first time on treadmill...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJD1V6GapSg

    Bullet please!

    'P'

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