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  1. Prizes for Guys and Gals

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    Lovehoney - Alice [sign in to see picture]
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    With the sad demise of our Facebook page, the LoveHoney office is slowly filling up with unclaimed competition goodies.

    This week we have two top-rated toys to find new homes for: the SolarStim Vibrating Bullet and the Sinclair Institute Select Intimate Grip Stroker.

    To help us overcome the gloom facing us, your task is to post something to cheer the LoveHoney office. Joke, cartoon, youtube video... all lols welcome.

    You're allowed one entry. Label your post COMPETITION ENTRY. All conversation welcome, but only posts started COMPETITION ENTRY will be used as your funny entry. Capiche?

    Don't forget to tell us whether you would like bullet or sleeve. We'll pick a winner on Friday 10th September at 3PM.

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    suze9 [sign in to see picture]
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    COMPETITION ENTRY http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WNrx2jq184

    Bullet please xxx

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    Kinkyfish [sign in to see picture]
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    so sad to hear about your facebook page.

    OK COMPETITION ENTRY & SLEEVE

    10 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy

    My last boyfriend was 4" bigger.

    This explains your car.

    Have you ever thought of working in a sideshow?

    Why is God punishing you?

    Oh, I didn't know you were in an accident.

    So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.

    It's a good thing you have so many other talents.

    But it still works, right?

    Can I be honest with you?

    (giggle and point)

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    Malteser81 [sign in to see picture]
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    suze9 wrote:

    COMPETITION ENTRY http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WNrx2jq184

    Bullet please xxx

    Lmao.... oh I watched that yesterday and haven't been able to get it out of my head since! =P

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    tronic [sign in to see picture]
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    What happened to the facebook page?

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    suze9 [sign in to see picture]
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    Malteser81 wrote:

    suze9 wrote:

    COMPETITION ENTRY http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WNrx2jq184

    Bullet please xxx

    Lmao.... oh I watched that yesterday and haven't been able to get it out of my head since! =P

    Kids love that clip and the songs on just dance so I normally have 3 kids in the middle of the floof doing the dance sooo funny xxx

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    telemachus [sign in to see picture]
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    Can we back date this to the chocolate buttons that HeadSouth sent in the other week? Chocolate trumps most things, no?

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    GHxx [sign in to see picture]
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    What happened to the facebook page????

    xGHx

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    Sunshine2009 [sign in to see picture]
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    COMPETITION ENTRY

    Bullet

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptpl68MPqCg

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    [suspended user]

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    Competition Entry..

    Bullet please

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    bumble [sign in to see picture]
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    Competition Entry - bullet.

    Advantages Of Being A Woman Why it's better to be a Woman!

    1. We got off the Titanic first.

    2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

    3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

    4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

    5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

    6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.

    7. Taxis stop for us.

    8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

    9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

    10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).

    11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.

    12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.

    13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

    14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

    15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

    16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

    17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.

    18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

    19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

    20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.

    21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.

    22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

    23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

    24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.

    25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.

    26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

    27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.

    28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

    29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.

    30. We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions.

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    Lovehoney - Bonny [sign in to see picture]
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    tronic wrote:

    What happened to the facebook page?

    Facebook have taken it down - we are fighting to get it back up but no news as yet. Bad Facebook.

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    horneycpl [sign in to see picture]
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    what happened to the lovehoney facebook page.

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    Malteser81 [sign in to see picture]
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    LoveHoney - Bonny wrote:

    tronic wrote:

    What happened to the facebook page?

    Facebook have taken it down - we are fighting to get it back up but no news as yet. Bad Facebook.

    Oh thats just ridiculous... have they given you any reasons why? Cant be due to anything pornographic or distasteful as there are lots of pages that are quite vile that are allowed on there =S

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    telemachus [sign in to see picture]
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    FB seems to be rather hit and miss about these sort of things - there is a whole campaign to stop them disallowing photos of breastfeeding babies because they have decided that it is obscene. Muppets.

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    masterandslave [sign in to see picture]
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    COMPETITION ENTRY

    It's all about the last clip!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcWXUAYXKZk

    Don't mind which - the bullet or the stoker! Surprise me or the OH!

    x

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    WandA [sign in to see picture]
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    Competition Entry

    I'm going to shamelessly rip off myself with a post from here with many lols:

    http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/community/forums/orgasm-army/erotic-fiction/237700-random-sex-lols

    http://www.asylum.co.uk/2010/08/19/8-of-the-dirtiest-sexual-innuendos-in-childrens-cartoons/

    Honourable related mention to this too:

    http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1atuz_rainbow-twangers-episode_fun

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    WandA [sign in to see picture]
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    WandA wrote:

    Competition Entry

    I'm going to shamelessly rip off myself with a post from here with many lols:

    http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/community/forums/orgasm-army/erotic-fiction/237700-random-sex-lols

    http://www.asylum.co.uk/2010/08/19/8-of-the-dirtiest-sexual-innuendos-in-childrens-cartoons/

    Honourable related mention to this too:

    http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1atuz_rainbow-twangers-episode_fun

    Oooo either. I'm not fussed.

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    Wizzie86 [sign in to see picture]
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    Competition Entry - Bullet please

    This always makes me smile - ridiculous but cute: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2FX9rviEhw

    Love this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tx1XIm6q4r4

    Very appropriate for this comp (though you have to have watched the film to understand). An ex sent me the link a long time ago as - for some reason - it reminded him of me: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1S20fhiIsMU

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    Malteser81 [sign in to see picture]
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    masterandslave wrote:

    COMPETITION ENTRY

    It's all about the last clip!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcWXUAYXKZk

    Don't mind which - the bullet or the stoker! Surprise me or the OH!

    x

    Omg... that just got better and better..... what idiotic police lol

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