• Dirty texts idea's

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    Ilovemyman [sign in to see picture]
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    I would start by sayinh how much i miss him and love him, then move on to how sexy he is and that i can't wait to get my hands on him and then step by step of what i am going to do to him, it usually works

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    yes i can see that getting me going.

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    DrtyBoy wrote:

    yes i can see that getting me going.

    Lol DB, i think i might start TXTing him now, i haven't done it for ages! x

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    hehe, well then he should thank me for getting you to do so! lucky guy

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    DrtyBoy wrote:

    hehe, well then he should thank me for getting you to do so! lucky guy

    I'll tell him that after

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    nice!

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    I'd suggest sending the text in full English. I now find it hard to see:

    "I wnt 2 suk ur cok"

    As sexy as:

    "I want to suck your cock".

    Just a tip from me that might not bother you!

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    WandA - couldnt agree more...poor spelling and txt speak should be a no no when texting dirty.

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    DrtyBoy wrote:

    WandA - couldnt agree more...poor spelling and txt speak should be a no no when texting dirty.

    Well... I can forgive it if it ends 'Sorry, for the poor spelling, I was rubbing myself silly over you'.

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    haha! love it. then i would let it slide i suppose. But she would get a warning.

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    WandA wrote:

    I'd suggest sending the text in full English. I now find it hard to see:

    "I wnt 2 suk ur cok"

    As sexy as:

    "I want to suck your cock".

    Just a tip from me that might not bother you!

    Yes i agree! I must say it would just seem as though you can't be bothered if it said i wana lic ur clit or something.

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    WandA wrote:

    I'd suggest sending the text in full English. I now find it hard to see:

    "I wnt 2 suk ur cok"

    As sexy as:

    "I want to suck your cock".

    Just a tip from me that might not bother you!

    I'm suprised!

    You used to be the worst person I knew for text speak!

    Adx

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    "Do as I say, not do as I do". - WandA 2010

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    Alicia D'amore wrote:

    WandA wrote:

    I'd suggest sending the text in full English. I now find it hard to see:

    "I wnt 2 suk ur cok"

    As sexy as:

    "I want to suck your cock".

    Just a tip from me that might not bother you!

    I'm suprised!

    You used to be the worst person I knew for text speak!

    Adx

    Crucial word there.

    I noticed when I was typing something to you and it didn't look right to me. And not text speak as such, I'll still type phonetically when on MSN sometimes. I noticed my English getting worse so decided to do most typing in full.

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    Just go with the flow, you know your OH and what works for them, perhaps something along the lines of "Just been thinking about the last time we....... " (insert own memory there) that way you will get to know if she's up for a bit of dirty texting by her response without over-stepping any perceived boundaries.

    Agreed about the lack of text speak tho, a definite no-no for me, but then I do have a slight OCD thing about grammar and such like.... sad but true.

    Personally as I seem to always be in distance relationships, I find dirty texting/emailing/msn to be vital, although in my experience, which is not vast, not everyone is comfortable with it at all but I love it, works for me that's for sure!

    Hope your OH responds positively when you try it out, good luck!

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    headsouth wrote:

    WandA wrote:

    I'd suggest sending the text in full English. I now find it hard to see:

    "I wnt 2 suk ur cok"

    As sexy as:

    "I want to suck your cock".

    Just a tip from me that might not bother you!

    Well predictive text on my phone brings up..

    "I want to suck your coal"

    Maybe this is a sort of Santa / bad girl / no presents role play thing...

    Hahahaah my friends replaces duck with fuck!

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    headsouth wrote:

    WandA wrote:

    I'd suggest sending the text in full English. I now find it hard to see:

    "I wnt 2 suk ur cok"

    As sexy as:

    "I want to suck your cock".

    Just a tip from me that might not bother you!

    Well predictive text on my phone brings up..

    "I want to suck your coal"

    Maybe this is a sort of Santa / bad girl / no presents role play thing...

    Bit short-sighted of the phone manufactures isn't it? Christmas only comes round once a year...

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    WandA wrote:

    headsouth wrote:

    WandA wrote:

    I'd suggest sending the text in full English. I now find it hard to see:

    "I wnt 2 suk ur cok"

    As sexy as:

    "I want to suck your cock".

    Just a tip from me that might not bother you!

    Well predictive text on my phone brings up..

    "I want to suck your coal"

    Maybe this is a sort of Santa / bad girl / no presents role play thing...

    Bit short-sighted of the phone manufactures isn't it? Christmas only comes round once a year...

    Yeah a cock is for life, not just for christmas!

    xxKPxx

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    I think this is very hard to guage and only you know your partner well enough to know what she likes. If you've done some dirty talk in bed before tha's possibly quite a good indication of what she likes.

    Personally I like the rough stuff as much as the more poetic stuff so I'd respond equally enthusiastically to "I want hold your naked body all night and kiss every inch of skin" as I would to "you filthy slut, when I get home you better suck my cock or I'm going to whip you till you cry." Not everyone is going to be happy with both though and unless you know she's ok with the coarser language I'd stick to the softer stuff, at first anyway. If she responds you can gradually get more explicit

    I find a simple approach is often the best "I can't stop thinking about you, I want you so much."

    Alternatively, you could try telling her about a naughty dream you've had about her. Or maybe tell her that you want to make her some of her darkest fantasies come true and ask her to tell you about them.

    xxKPxx

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    personally i like it when i get a text that just says that he wants me, then he usually goes into detail about what he wants to do to me.

    Or just remembering a really good night is good as well. I agree with kitty, i love the poetic, sweet get naughty texts as much as the really filthy ones, but u have to know whether your partner is gonna aprreciate one type more than the other

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