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  1. Desert Island Sex Toy

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    expert [sign in to see picture]
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    What one sex toy can you simply not live without all alone on your island ?

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    Ahem, was going to say my left hand, but l fear l would never get out of my corner, it would obviously have to be something that runs without batteries, unless of course a solar charger happened to wash up on the beach along with me. It would also have to be durable, wouldn't want it breaking!! l would have to plump for Mylene Class therefore or if she was not available a baby three bangs, .....

    Tallboy again shouts in petulant fashion from his increasingly crowded corner, not as cold as it once was due to the presence of Imelda, Sexychich and Purplejools !!

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    Sexychic [sign in to see picture]
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    It would have to be this baby http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=404, no batteries and im sure I could find something to stick it on hehe

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    The cone probably

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    Horny Pony [sign in to see picture]
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    I'll just have a go on Sexychic's if that's okay. (like the look of that one)

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    Sexychic [sign in to see picture]
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    HP your welcome to use it hun, why dont we all go to a desert island together and out all the toys in a big box, we could have great fun then

    Ive always liked the look of the cone, especially as im a bit of a grinder generally, is it really that good Imelda??

    and do LH sell them?

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    Yeah perfect for a grinder! No I think LH had issues with the makers. They did used to sell em although I bought mine from AS coz I decided I wanted it that day!

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    The RABBIT will always be my first for the amazing orgasms it give me

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    OK, so I've looked long and hard through my toybox, and I reckon that the one thing I couldn't live without on a desert island is this: http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=13191

    It's a relative newcomer to my box of tricks, and I'm quite surprised that this is my final choice, but it's just sooooooooo gooooooooood. Waterproof and easy to clean, what more could I want?

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    Sexychic [sign in to see picture]
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    thanks hun, will put in on my christmas list for hubby hehe, shame LH dont do them though

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    What's the suction cup like on that one WB???

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    whirlybird [sign in to see picture]
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    Hi HP, haven't tried out the suction cup in anger yet, and to be honest, when I first got it, I couldn't even believe the base was a suction cup! But, whilst fooling about with it on its first wash (before I'd used it!!!!!), I did try sticking it to the bathroom tiles and boy, it was a right wee bugger to get off again. Felt like it might stand up (pun intended!) to quite a workout........

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    My rabbit, gets me there each time so cant complain, slow or high I get by! lol

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    If you're on a desert island then presumably you were ship wrecked - perhaps this owner of this had something to do with it....

    http://whipspiderrubberworks.com/catalog/images/tentacle1.jpg

    It's a g-spot stimulator apparently!

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    No-one's mentioned the possibility of ebing oined by pirates, like Johnny Depp or the porn film Pirates...

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    imeldaimelda wrote:

    No-one's mentioned the possibility of ebing oined by pirates, like Johnny Depp or the porn film Pirates...

    Yum yum yum!! I think im going to have to buy pirates on DVD very very hot!!

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    whirlybird [sign in to see picture]
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    Surely if it's a desert island in lovely warm tropical waters, there's be a good chance of one of these: http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=2072 or these:http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=12196 floating by? And if only we'd had one of these, http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=11996 perhaps we wouldn't be shipwrecked in the first place.

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    That's a difficult one. I can only orgasm with direct clitoral stimulation, so really I'd want a rabbit, but unless they've now invented a solar powered one....

    ...alternatively, can't go wrong with a glass dildo. Can be used up both holes and done right, I can squirt like mad! ;)

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    Sexychic [sign in to see picture]
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    Ive not tried a glass one yet, will defo have to think about getting one as soon as the money tree starts to grow again

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    CS - can I be nosey and ask if you orgasm when you squirt??

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