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  1. What is the strangest/naughtiest place you have done the deed?

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    littlepixi [sign in to see picture]
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    oh gosh where to start, errm

    in the libery at my old college, in a study room, in a forrest, in a tree (probibly the strangest one.) in a church yard, on a bouncy castle there are more but i cant think off the top of my head. me and my ex didnt have any where to go so it was always out side. xxx

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    First time WandA "touched me" was in a car park, and his first blowjob was in a cinema (ahh long distance, young love) and I've been made to come on a train, under his jacket. Also random gropes in museums, on buses and in the park.

    Adx

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    Think my winner is a deflated bouncy castle. Was a private garden party that I somehow ended up at despite not knowing the host or anyone really (was with some mates in a bar, and one of the mates' mates suggested we go to a party held by a friend of his, and I ended up going despite my friends leaving, strange night). A mess of folk were inside (drunk) when they turned it off, and we were all bushed from bouncing (alcohol + students + bouncy castle = MADNESS!), so we just lay down and let it collapse on us. Ended up just me and some lad chatting, and then making out, and ended up with some very clumsy sex (to be fair, hard to manouever with half a bouncy castle on top of you!).

    Was fun, if very, very awkward and hot and sweaty and plasticy, although I have to say I loved the whole "encased in PVC" thing, with the smell and the weight and the heat.

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    BashfulBabe wrote:

    Think my winner is a deflated bouncy castle. Was a private garden party that I somehow ended up at despite not knowing the host or anyone really (was with some mates in a bar, and one of the mates' mates suggested we go to a party held by a friend of his, and I ended up going despite my friends leaving, strange night). A mess of folk were inside (drunk) when they turned it off, and we were all bushed from bouncing (alcohol + students + bouncy castle = MADNESS!), so we just lay down and let it collapse on us. Ended up just me and some lad chatting, and then making out, and ended up with some very clumsy sex (to be fair, hard to manouever with half a bouncy castle on top of you!).

    Was fun, if very, very awkward and hot and sweaty and plasticy, although I have to say I loved the whole "encased in PVC" thing, with the smell and the weight and the heat.

    I think this wins the thread!

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    Dunca1348 wrote:

    WandA wrote:

    BashfulBabe wrote:

    Think my winner is a deflated bouncy castle. Was a private garden party that I somehow ended up at despite not knowing the host or anyone really (was with some mates in a bar, and one of the mates' mates suggested we go to a party held by a friend of his, and I ended up going despite my friends leaving, strange night). A mess of folk were inside (drunk) when they turned it off, and we were all bushed from bouncing (alcohol + students + bouncy castle = MADNESS!), so we just lay down and let it collapse on us. Ended up just me and some lad chatting, and then making out, and ended up with some very clumsy sex (to be fair, hard to manouever with half a bouncy castle on top of you!).

    Was fun, if very, very awkward and hot and sweaty and plasticy, although I have to say I loved the whole "encased in PVC" thing, with the smell and the weight and the heat.

    I think this wins the thread!

    I will second that

    Third!!

    Mine was probably a church yard but i've also had sex in the sea, in the woods, in a field, in a swimming pool, toilets (yuck), car, my best ever was in a huge field under a pilon

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    erm........a telephone box.............................lol

    It was horrible...........it was on a rather mad night of outdoor fun..many years ago!!!

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    Malham Tarn, and Stocks reservoir in the Forest of Bowland, not forgetting Greenboothe reservoir outside Rochdale. As far as l recall no one died from drinking the water, guess that's down to building up a head of resistance with drinking all that water that fish have sex in uh!!!

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    tallboy247 wrote:

    Malham Tarn, and Stocks reservoir in the Forest of Bowland, not forgetting Greenboothe reservoir outside Rochdale. As far as l recall no one died from drinking the water, guess that's down to building up a head of resistance with drinking all that water that fish have sex in uh!!!

    Large expanses of water get you going then TB?

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    Avrielle_Aniko wrote:

    Oh! I gave a random guy a bit of a hand job in a night club one night. I was VERY drunk that night! I have no idea who that guy was.. I think he might have been a little scared though..

    A stanger has him by the balls... He may well have been.

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    toxycat wrote:

    erm........a telephone box.............................lol

    It was horrible...........it was on a rather mad night of outdoor fun..many years ago!!!

    This is something I'm very keen on trying! There's something very appealing about those red phoneboxes in London... x

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    WandA wrote:

    tallboy247 wrote:

    Malham Tarn, and Stocks reservoir in the Forest of Bowland, not forgetting Greenboothe reservoir outside Rochdale. As far as l recall no one died from drinking the water, guess that's down to building up a head of resistance with drinking all that water that fish have sex in uh!!!

    Large expanses of water get you going then TB?

    Correct matey as long as it's not too deep and you can wade in!!!!

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    tallboy247 wrote:

    WandA wrote:

    tallboy247 wrote:

    Malham Tarn, and Stocks reservoir in the Forest of Bowland, not forgetting Greenboothe reservoir outside Rochdale. As far as l recall no one died from drinking the water, guess that's down to building up a head of resistance with drinking all that water that fish have sex in uh!!!

    Large expanses of water get you going then TB?

    Correct matey as long as it's not too deep and you can wade in!!!!

    If I'm ever super rich I'll invite you to my Caribbean island! (Not that I want to fuck you, I'd prefer you bring a friend)

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    In a farmers field at a party! very exciting!

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    public transport is always a winner too!

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    I have had the pleasure of having sex on the saddle of a bike! there was a lock up bike shed in my OHs appartment building in Holland and we locked ourselves is, she twisted the saddle round, sat on it and raised her skirt and legs....best quickie ever.

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    in a middle of a field in the pouring rain, those were the days 'sighs'

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    DrtyBoy wrote:

    I have had the pleasure of having sex on the saddle of a bike! there was a lock up bike shed in my OHs appartment building in Holland and we locked ourselves is, she twisted the saddle round, sat on it and raised her skirt and legs....best quickie ever.

    Only in Holland ey DB?

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    I used to work in a small office (within a busy sports centre) with only my desk and the bosses... well the boss had rang up to say he was getting a new desk delivered that day could I sort it out and what not and he'd be in later that night... well later that day my OH popped in with a little bit of lunch. Well I decided that we should be the first to christen that new desk so quickly got things dropped, her draped over the desk then lay on top of it legs spread eagle... literally 2 minutes after "cleaning up" the boss walks in thankfully by this time we are just sat having lunch with rosy red cheeks :) Safe to say whenever I pop back over there and hear the desk creak when it moves it's good to know we caused that haha

    Other than that we have had a fair few public frolics... say what you will, unhygenic or whatever but having sex in the pool was an experience I will never forget and was fantastic!!

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    Only in Holland ey DB?

    You know it WandA!

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    tried to in a telephone box but she wasn't having it awwww

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