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    WandA [sign in to see picture]
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    Ilovemyman wrote:

    i mean over sensitive!!!

    Trust me. He doesn't! They're perfectly correctly normal then!

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    BashfulBabe [sign in to see picture]
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    I've always been a little fascinated by balls, they're so squidgy-squashy, you just can't help but want to play with them, but I'd always be terrified of hurting the poor bloke in question so err on the side of too-gentle. Guess they can't be all *that* delicate, I mean they can take a kicking and still survive, so doubt a bit of poking and prodding's going to do any serious damage, but it's still one of those hyper-wary things.

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    WandA [sign in to see picture]
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    BashfulBabe wrote:

    I've always been a little fascinated by balls, they're so squidgy-squashy, you just can't help but want to play with them, but I'd always be terrified of hurting the poor bloke in question so err on the side of too-gentle. Guess they can't be all *that* delicate, I mean they can take a kicking and still survive, so doubt a bit of poking and prodding's going to do any serious damage, but it's still one of those hyper-wary things.

    I say you keep this view.

    headsouth wrote:

    Just go for the sides, and with a thumb and forefinger you'd really be able to squeeze harder than you probably dare. Just avoid the top.

    The bit universally known as cancer scare bit? At some point doesn't every fella think AAAAAA A LUMP! Then check for symmetry. Just me?

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    The problem come when you check the and go

    1...........2...........3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Kinkyfish [sign in to see picture]
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    the grammer on this keyboard today is terrible (spellings bad too)

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    Ilovemyman [sign in to see picture]
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    headsouth wrote:

    WandA wrote:

    Ilovemyman wrote:

    i mean over sensitive!!!

    Trust me. He doesn't! They're perfectly correctly normal then!

    To that end then, can I ask how familiar people are with their OH's balls? Do you feel that you really "understand" them, in the way that I can try and kid myself that I know all about clitorii?

    I love my OH's balls, especially when he's just had a hot bath and they are really soft! I don't know if i understand them though they don't speak English

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    DrtyBoy [sign in to see picture]
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    hmm, my balls are very sensitive, i wouldnt want any spanking going on down there....cant get the image of the torture scene from Casino Royale out of my head now...

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    If he's asked for it then get him to sign the disclaimer and go for it until he whimpers the safeword

    Personally bruised balls would not help me feel sexy, but each to their own - there's a lot of it out there!

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