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  1. The Perfect Vagina

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    sexymel88 [sign in to see picture]
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    did anyone see that program, i think it was on more4 a while ago, about female circumsisions? they were doing it to children as young as 8!!!

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    sanctusmortis [sign in to see picture]
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    I've read an article on genital mutilation, which is just another term for it - it's quite barbaric, and pretty disturbing, really.

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    sexymel88 [sign in to see picture]
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    i think its absolutly discusting that people can do that to their kids at such a young age, especially in the conditions that they were living in, mud-hut type house with animals living in there, think of the infections you could get

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    tallboy247 [sign in to see picture]
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    Folks you think quite rightly that it is barbaric, it is also highly illegal, but don't be too suprised by it, would you believe l work in a part of mainland Britain where people are regularly up on charges of voodoo, witchcraft and the like!!!!...

    Where will it all end ? l sometimes wonder, in the meantime enjoy the goodies LH have to offer us all !!!

    Tallboy

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    sanctusmortis [sign in to see picture]
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    Well, I believe the death rate of these rather barbaric "coming of age" ceremonies in the 1 in 3 region, so...

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    tallboy247 [sign in to see picture]
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    Wouldn't suprise me in the least, often carried out in filthy conditions, ....my 18th was nothing like that, although one of my friends came within a gnats pube of dying of alcohol poisoning so no certainties in life eh !!!

    Tallboy

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    Mucky Duck [sign in to see picture]
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    Variety is the spice of life, I've been with girls who had 'love lips' the size of naan breads & girls with a mouse's ear.

    Mrs Duck is a middle of the road, like the side profile of a McDonalds cheeseburger (plump with a ribbley bit in the middle) VERY nice!

    Every vaginal style has its own merits, nice big lips are great to suck & watch as you withdraw. Streamline, neat pussies look great when shaved & stretched.

    Girls, keep your pussies the way they are, don't go changing!

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    luvly [sign in to see picture]
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    At the end of the day, I like hubby's and he loves mine...hehe. I love his really.

    I don't like my peanut tho...now that'll get you thinking, and I don't mean the jellybean.

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    JakeH [sign in to see picture]
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    Mucky Duck wrote:

    Variety is the spice of life, I've been with girls who had 'love lips' the size of naan breads & girls with a mouse's ear.

    Mrs Duck is a middle of the road, like the side profile of a McDonalds cheeseburger (plump with a ribbley bit in the middle) VERY nice!

    Every vaginal style has its own merits, nice big lips are great to suck & watch as you withdraw. Streamline, neat pussies look great when shaved & stretched.

    Girls, keep your pussies the way they are, don't go changing!

    Totally agree - every pussy is perfect!

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    sublimelonglegs [sign in to see picture]
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    Miaow!

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    Morbidia [sign in to see picture]
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    Well said Jake :-)

    And meow to you too Legs ;-P

    x x x

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    sublimelonglegs [sign in to see picture]
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    Purrrrrrrrrrrr ;-)

    xx

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    Morbidia [sign in to see picture]
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    ooooh, Morbidia likes it when you purr, hehehe ^_^

    x x x

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    slowhand [sign in to see picture]
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    Yes please enlighten us!

    As to the perfect pussy, that would be whatever one I'm going down on!

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    sublimelonglegs [sign in to see picture]
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    Morbidia wrote:

    ooooh, Morbidia likes it when you purr, hehehe ^_^

    x x x

    Don't get me started. I'll be rubbing up against your leg next and twitching my tail in your direction ;-)

    'Purrs louder!'

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    sexelle [sign in to see picture]
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    luvly is it your clit?

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    JakeH [sign in to see picture]
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    slowhand wrote:

    As to the perfect pussy, that would be whatever one I'm going down on!

    Haha I couldn't agree more. Though I do have a preference for those waxed ones, they're divine to go down on. Shaved is splendid too. Mmm, smooth bare skin!

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    Morbidia [sign in to see picture]
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    sublimelonglegs wrote:

    Morbidia wrote:

    ooooh, Morbidia likes it when you purr, hehehe ^_^

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    Don't get me started. I'll be rubbing up against your leg next and twitching my tail in your direction ;-)

    'Purrs louder!'

    Ooooh, please feel free to do that Legs, i wouldnt complain ;-P

    x x x

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    sublimelonglegs [sign in to see picture]
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    Damn you gorgeous Morbida. I've a terrible headache and I fear the only remedy would be sex.

    I'm already feeling ridiculously horny and in need of some female fun. You are just not helping matters.

    (Imagine my little cat alter-ego walking round and round your leg at this point, brushing up wantonly then leaping onto your lap to nuzzle against your neck)

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    Morbidia [sign in to see picture]
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    hehehehe, aww, im sorry hun, didnt mean to make matters worse.

    Morbidia's a naughty girl ordinarily, but way worse when uber-horny ;-P

    Aw, what colour kitty would your alter ego be? hehe

    x x x

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