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    big-al [sign in to see picture]
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    I need to make a realistic feeling fake flaccid penis has anybody got any ideas on how to do this? The reason i ask is im going to a fancy dress party as a porn star and im wearing tight boxers so need to create something spectacular lol

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    sweetlove666 [sign in to see picture]
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    lovehoney sell them!

    http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/s.cfm?term=packer&x=0&y=0

    theyre designed for the transgendered community mainly but im sure you could use it.

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    WandA [sign in to see picture]
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    Hello and welcome to the forums.

    I hate fancy dress... Hope you like it more than me!

    Great idea from SL but if you don't fancy spending on it perhaps a flour filled condom?

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    Malteser81 [sign in to see picture]
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    Ok...... a medium floppy is 7" who they trying to kid??

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    WandA [sign in to see picture]
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    Malteser81 wrote:

    Ok...... a medium floppy is 7" who they trying to kid??

    Probably why they make an extra small and not an extra large!

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    CurlyCoupleWife [sign in to see picture]
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    Hi Big-Al,

    Welcome to the forums! Hope you enjoy your fancy-dress party - LH also do hollow strap-ons

    http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/s.cfm?term=hollow&x=16&y=13

    Can't see any flaccid ones though, but I'm sure a porn star may well walk round with an erection.

    CCW x

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    Lovehoney - Richard [sign in to see picture]
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    Can hugely (arf) recommend a Limpy for flaccid penis impersonation.

    The Doc had one hanging out of his trousers on his stag do in Bournemouth recently and it turned more heads than a DD fire-breathing streaker at Wimbledon.

    Remind me to show you the photos one day. ;-)

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    Starlight* [sign in to see picture]
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    I love this idea of fancy dress- pure brilliance. x

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    Muz333 [sign in to see picture]
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    Malteser81 wrote:

    Ok...... a medium floppy is 7" who they trying to kid??

    If that's a medium sized FLOPPY penis then I definitely don't belong in this world. oO

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    WandA [sign in to see picture]
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    LoveHoney - Richard wrote:

    Can hugely (arf) recommend a http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=2286 for flaccid penis impersonation.

    The Doc had one hanging out of his trousers on his stag do in Bournemouth recently and it turned more heads than a DD fire-breathing streaker at Wimbledon.

    Remind me to show you the photos one day. ;-)

    In your blackmail drawer for now?

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    Alicia D'amore [sign in to see picture]
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    Hiya and welcome to the forums!

    Good ideas from everyone else already but I hope you have fun dressing up!

    Adx

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