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    Ecksvie [sign in to see picture]
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    A more lighthearted thread.

    I have recently discovered that my boyfriend's dick is a dick of many talents. He has this thing where he can pull his foreskin up and fold it in on itself. Then he'll continue folding down until his whole dick has disappeared inside him and there's nothing there. It's really quite bizarre! It's also really funny to watch as he lets go and it unfolds itself, like blowing up a balloon! I really wish I could show you a video of it happening, it's fascinating to watch.

    When we're lying in bed, sometimes his dick will move and tap me, like it's saying 'Hey, don't forget me!' I commented on how much I like it, and he revealed that when he's got an erection he can actually control it and move his dick around, which he then went on to demonstrate. It was amazing! His dick was between my legs, and he moved it side to side so it kept tapping each leg in turn.

    Does anyone else have any stories to share? Men, does your manhood have talent beyond the obvious one?

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    sorriso [sign in to see picture]
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    dunno bout the disappearing thing...but the dancing...yeh i can do that lol

    my lady loves it too

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    GrayMatter [sign in to see picture]
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    I do a great elephant's head impression using my balls and cock. It's uncanny.

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    WandA [sign in to see picture]
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    Damn... My Britain's Got Talent act for next year is fucked...

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    Malteser81 [sign in to see picture]
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    lol WandA!

    I love it when my OHs cock jerks quite violently and gets me from 0-willing for anything in seconds lol

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    WandA [sign in to see picture]
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    Thought it would be hard to preform with that slimy bastard Piers anyway.

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    SweetSubmission [sign in to see picture]
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    Have you guys seen Puppetry of the Penis? I saw their show in Edinburgh a few years back. Google them, it's astonishing!

    SS xx

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    Ilovemyman [sign in to see picture]
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    Ecksvie wrote:

    A more lighthearted thread.

    I have recently discovered that my boyfriend's dick is a dick of many talents. He has this thing where he can pull his foreskin up and fold it in on itself. Then he'll continue folding down until his whole dick has disappeared inside him and there's nothing there. It's really quite bizarre! It's also really funny to watch as he lets go and it unfolds itself, like blowing up a balloon! I really wish I could show you a video of it happening, it's fascinating to watch.

    When we're lying in bed, sometimes his dick will move and tap me, like it's saying 'Hey, don't forget me!' I commented on how much I like it, and he revealed that when he's got an erection he can actually control it and move his dick around, which he then went on to demonstrate. It was amazing! His dick was between my legs, and he moved it side to side so it kept tapping each leg in turn.

    Does anyone else have any stories to share? Men, does your manhood have talent beyond the obvious one?

    I love it when he does that, it's a real turn on! He also does a really funny willy dance when he gets out of the shower!!!

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    I can put a handtowel on it and do weights

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    Columbus [sign in to see picture]
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    I like it when they dance too. Esp if you lick them and then they twitch in response

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    SweetSubmission wrote:

    Have you guys seen Puppetry of the Penis? I saw their show in Edinburgh a few years back. Google them, it's astonishing!

    SS xx

    Was about to post a link to this but guess I was beaten to it.

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    WandA [sign in to see picture]
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    Muz333 wrote:

    SweetSubmission wrote:

    Have you guys seen Puppetry of the Penis? I saw their show in Edinburgh a few years back. Google them, it's astonishing!

    SS xx

    Was about to post a link to this but guess I was beaten to it.

    I thought you would be quicker posting that... Not in your 'favourite' bookmarks?

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    My wife practice changing car gear when I get hard

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    Muz333 [sign in to see picture]
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    WandA wrote:

    I thought you would be quicker posting that... Not in your 'favourite' bookmarks?

    Wait a minute, you insulted me last week and I only just noticed now? if I had noticed earlier there should would have been a most witty retort. Most witty indeed I tell you.

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    Jonno [sign in to see picture]
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    the movement dancing thing? yeah easy done, anyone ever done that inside their woman though, the results are, amusing to say the least

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    WandA [sign in to see picture]
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    headsouth wrote:

    Muz333 wrote:

    WandA wrote:

    I thought you would be quicker posting that... Not in your 'favourite' bookmarks?

    Wait a minute, you insulted me last week and I only just noticed now? if I had noticed earlier there should would have been a most witty retort. Most witty indeed I tell you.

    I'd have gone for "So's your face"

    I'd of went with so's your mum... Don't say it though. That's my mum your not talking about.

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