• What turns you off ???

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    Kitty_McPlunder [sign in to see picture]
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    Just general twatish behaviour really.

    Can't stand the ones who think the sun shines out their arse.

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    Thin One [sign in to see picture]
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    Smoking is probably the biggest turn off. That and trying to out bloke men (excessive drinking, swearing, fighting etc). Probably other things but I've been drinking all afternoon so my beer goggles are on... ;)

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    telemachus [sign in to see picture]
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    Long fingernails on men. Particularly those who for some bizarro reason have one little finger with a long nail.

    Extreme muscles.

    Strippers/pole dancers.

    Acting like a twatwaffle.

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    Doug [sign in to see picture]
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    bitchyness, cant stand that in a woman

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    the_24th_moment [sign in to see picture]
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    Bad breath (brush your teeth and mouth before sex and snogging!)

    Body odour due to not washing.

    Bunny boilers.

    Show-offs, people with huge egos, big heads, etc.

    Smoking.

    Sexually transmitted infections!

    Split condoms.

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    the phone going during the fun bits

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    Despina Rose [sign in to see picture]
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    I've got a list on my profile so I'm just gonna paste it here.

    1.Bad hygine
    2.Being called bird, girl, babe, baby, boo, bitch etc
    3.People who are unresponsive in bed
    4.Closed minded people
    5.Ugly underwear (especially those with holes)
    6.Bad breath
    7.People who fake orgasms
    8.People who never iniate sex
    9.Bad kisser
    10.Thinking you are gods gift to women when if fact you are terrible. If you are good theres no need to boast.
    11.Bad kissers
    12.People who believe they know how to please you and dont listen when you try and suggest things.
    13.People who rush, especailly with anal sex.
    14.People who try and iminate porn. I mean come on, how is spit lubrication???
    15.Being too agressive, if I want to please you I will. I will not be told to.
    16.Being too wimpy. This is as bad as being too agressive. Get the balance right!
    17.Getting up immediately after sex. If I wanted to feel used I'd have paid for sex. At least rabbits don't get up after sex.
    18.Shooting your load everywhere. Let me know before you do and don't aim it at my hair or eyes.
    19.Telling me all about what your ex did unless I ask.
    20.Water sports and feet fetishes.

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    bumble [sign in to see picture]
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    Yep, whole-heartedly agree with most things, bad breath, BO, arrogance, selfishness, long fingernails on men, dirty fingernails, aggression, lazyness and smoking.

    I can't bear people sniffing, picking at their toenails, or belching.

    Greedy people are a huge turn me off too.

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    smirnoff09 [sign in to see picture]
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    bad breathe is def a turn off...a man who is selfish...rude...arrogant...fussy....oh it seems my list could go on lol

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    bad breath and swearing all the time

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    titania [sign in to see picture]
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    I am so relieved that bad/booze breath and body smell are so high on everyone's list. I was feeling guilty that I feel turned off by my OH when he's got booze/curry/garlic breath or smells off due to what hes been eating or drinking (usually goes in hand with the bad breath in fact). I kinda felt that if I *really* fancy him I shouldn't mind the bad breath, so I'm glad to know its a common turn-off.

    Also, in relation to the 'ugly underwear'... my OH always wears pants to bed (boo, as I like feeling his bare bottom) and has a selection of loose cotton boxers he keeps for this purpose. He used to have a particularly nasty pschedelic pair which I referred to as his 'chastity pants' as he could be sure I wouldn't go near him if he was wearing them!

    The other night he put on a pair I didn't like and I commented on them. He said there were no others clean and I told him there were some on the washing pile. Whilst we were cleaning our teeth he complained that I splashed him and I said "well, at least it might make you take of those spectacularly un-sexy pants" at which point he took them off, stuffed them in the bin and went to find some others. Result!

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    Alicia D'amore [sign in to see picture]
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    Avrielle_Aniko wrote:

    Spesh if you know there is something underneath them!

    I do love the feel of a hard cock through boxers!

    But for me, I like us both sleeping nude so we can lie "cheek to cheek" as it were :P

    Adx

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    holdenmcgroin [sign in to see picture]
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    I dont know about the body oder, i think if it's the smell of fresh sweat as aposed to stale it's a turn on or maybe i'm just a freak,

    as for turn off's for me it's got to be a cold clammy body, bad hygeine down stairs and shouting at the telly cause his footie team aint winning. i just look at him then and think what a moron.

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    DrtyBoy [sign in to see picture]
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    my oh loves my fresh sweat smell, coming back from the gym she can be all over me sometimes!!

    bad hygiene and smokers are a nono for me

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    DrtyBoy wrote:

    my oh loves my fresh sweat smell, coming back from the gym she can be all over me sometimes!!

    bad hygiene and smokers are a nono for me

    I don't think I could do these. I'm a wuss for smells and tastes, I remember being sick in my mouth during one science experiment in school... Probably why I do philosophy.

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    WandA [sign in to see picture]
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    Ick. Contrary to what those Galllics will have you believe 'wee wee' is quite the opposite and is actually a 'no no'.

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    KittyPurry [sign in to see picture]
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    I have a context dependent abilitiy to be grossed-out. I'm never squeemish but while in a lab I'm happy to deal with all kinds of body parts and fluids and won't bat an eyelid ... faced with icky improperly washed bits in a sexual context I'd feel quite sick! I'm VERY lucky in that my OH is always lovely and edible!

    xxKPxx

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    Alicia D'amore [sign in to see picture]
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    KittyPurry wrote:

    I have a context dependent abilitiy to be grossed-out. I'm never squeemish but while in a lab I'm happy to deal with all kinds of body parts and fluids and won't bat an eyelid ... faced with icky improperly washed bits in a sexual context I'd feel quite sick! I'm VERY lucky in that my OH is always lovely and edible!

    xxKPxx

    I'm the same!

    Put me to work in a restaurant and no amount of mess bothers me, I can grab curry covered plates, napkins etc. Put me in my own house and I *really* hate dirty dishes. Same with other things, I'm really funny about having clean hands but in certain contexts I'm not as fussed (probably in contexts where there's no way my hands are going anywhere near my face etc.).

    And I can happily play with disected body parts (pig bits, I'm not an anatomist so we don't get to play with disections often) but I can't watch things that look painful - watching someone having stitches whilst awake or having wounds cleaned without painkillers makes me go all shivery,

    Strange!

    Back to topic - I hate the smell of smokers breath and people who don't wash properly. Dreadlocks, whilst they look pretty cool, I can't imagine being in close proximity to someone who can't wash their hair. Don't like to see dirty fingernails either, or too long nails on boys!

    Adx

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    sexynurse09 [sign in to see picture]
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    Bad personal hygiene in general, socks on in bed, when my OH's hair needs cutting it really turns me off - i'm talking about his head hair, it just looks crap, lack of confidence x

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    DrtyBoy [sign in to see picture]
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    socks give u better orgasms??????

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