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    wenchiepie [sign in to see picture]
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    well......just spent the weekend having lots of sex with the OH, just before we got down to it this morning i commented on how i'm impressed that we've never had any accidents cos we're both so unco-ordinated. Then after we have sex i give him a blow job and when he cums he accidently gets it in my eye (so painful) and in his rush to grab me a towel to get it out of my eye he kicks me in the shin!

    I just got accidently angry pirated......its painful, i hope my eye goes down before work tomorrow!

    so what sex related accidents have the OA had?

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    Ilovemyman [sign in to see picture]
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    Hahaha that's funny! (or should i say i'm sorry about your accident) We fellout of bed once during sex, we also broke a bed, pulled down some curtains and riuned a quilt! x

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    wenchiepie [sign in to see picture]
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    it is quite funny really, i had to come up with an excuse though lol told my mum i got deoderant in my eye!

    ooh er, lots of stuff broken then!

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    Muz333 [sign in to see picture]
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    I accidentally got it in her eye before so just kicked her in the shin as I thought I may as well have went through with it by that point as she was already mad at me! We do have a thread about sexual mishaps already but I may as well add mine again here.

    Somehow I managed to twist my vas deferons when my testicles shifted position during ejaculation. It was extremely painful but fortunately surgery wasn't required. *whew*

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    Little Lady [sign in to see picture]
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    I bit my boyfriends chest a bit tooo hard one time and it put him off having sex. The bite mark was so raw though, it was bleeding a bit. >.<

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    Malteser81 [sign in to see picture]
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    Ouch LL though I know exactly what you mean, sometimes i just have to bite somthing but so far I bite my arm rather than my OH. As far as angry pitate goes, ive never had the pleasure =S of experiancing that and have to say dont wish to either lol

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    Little Lady [sign in to see picture]
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    It only happened the once but I learnt neverrrr to do it again! I felt so bad after, he had a mark for sooo long. =(

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    suze9 [sign in to see picture]
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    I have hit my arm on the bedside cabinet and OH has done a full body flip on the way to the loo which put an end to what we had started we think he got his foot caught in the duvet I couldn't help him for laughing!!!

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    nothing too drastic for me!

    a few bruises here an there and i've bled before because my cervix was hit and it was near that time of the month, but nothing absolutley devestating

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    andy_69 [sign in to see picture]
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    ave never had anything to bad, fell out of bed once, was more funny than anything else. a did get cum in an ex's eye as she was giving me a blow job, she wasnt happy.

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    wenchiepie [sign in to see picture]
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    hehe i'm not surprised andy_69, hurts like a bitch! hes not getting any head for quite some time!

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    andy_69 [sign in to see picture]
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    al need to take ur work for it wenchiepie, looked reali sore tho, felt reali bad wen it happened.

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    wenchiepie [sign in to see picture]
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    hopefully you'll never have to find out! it goes doiwn pretty quickly though, my eye just looks a little bloodshot now, still a tad sore though.

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    andy_69 [sign in to see picture]
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    yeah hopefully a wont, would mean a total change in my sexual preferrence i remember her eye going all bloodshot, but thats bout it, was a while ago

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    I only got it in the eye once, and luckily it was just as I was blinking, so most of it was kept out. Still stung like mad for about an hour and went a little pinkish and watery, but at least it wasn't a full-on covering. Just enough to let me know I never want it to happen again! Tend to keep the glasses on now just for added protection.

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    Malteser81 [sign in to see picture]
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    BashfulBabe wrote:

    I only got it in the eye once, and luckily it was just as I was blinking, so most of it was kept out. Still stung like mad for about an hour and went a little pinkish and watery, but at least it wasn't a full-on covering. Just enough to let me know I never want it to happen again! Tend to keep the glasses on now just for added protection.

    *imagines BB performing oral in full welders gear plus goggles* lol

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    BashfulBabe [sign in to see picture]
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    Bet there's a fetish for that somewhere!

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    Malteser81 [sign in to see picture]
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    BashfulBabe wrote:

    Bet there's a fetish for that somewhere!

    Maybe one for winter time though, cant think of it being too comfortable to wear in the hot summer =S

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