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  1. Broken sextoys

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    TentacleDucky [sign in to see picture]
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    Well this is a first for me I should say. I was using my little lovehoney love egg in the top of my bunkbed when I laid it aside to use another toy and it tumbled out of the bed and onto the floor. It's got a few nasty gashes now, really not suited for use anymore.

    Anyone else ever broken a toy? How do you get rid of it discretely?

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    WandA [sign in to see picture]
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    masterandslave [sign in to see picture]
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    Even if you don't want another half price rabbit you can still send it to LoveHoney for recycling. I know I left the address in the adopt a toy thread, will just go find it!

    You can either fill in the form to get your http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/rabbit-amnesty/ through Rabbit Amnesty or, if you don't want a half price rabbit but do want to recycle your sex toys, send it directly to:

    Rabbit Amnesty,
    LH Trading Returns,
    Unit A,
    Locksbrook Road,
    Bath,
    BA1 3EU

    You can return sex toys or rabbits from any shop or website - it doesn't have to be LoveHoney!

    Talking of adopt a toy - i don't mind sending you the box of lube if you still fancy it? will pop my email on y profile page for you hun

    x

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    Wizzie86 [sign in to see picture]
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    Rabbit amnesty - definitely the best thing to do with broken toys x

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    TentacleDucky [sign in to see picture]
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    Thanks, but does Rabbit Amnesty even work for vibrating eggs?

    @Master and slave: Oh, thought it was gone! Let me think about it. Don't hold it for me or anything though.

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    WandA [sign in to see picture]
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    TentacleDucky wrote:

    Thanks, but does Rabbit Amnesty even work for vibrating eggs?

    @Master and slave: Oh, thought it was gone! Let me think about it. Don't hold it for me or anything though.

    Yeps! Any toy that has mechanical or metal parts... They don't recycle dildos or such.

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    TentacleDucky [sign in to see picture]
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    Thanks a ton Wanda, you're really awesome. Like a sex fairy.

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    WandA [sign in to see picture]
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    TentacleDucky wrote:

    Thanks a ton Wanda, you're really awesome. Like a sex fairy.

    Awesome yes.

    Sex fairy no, that's the name for the lovely OH staff around here!

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    TentacleDucky [sign in to see picture]
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    Then thou shallt be the... Ummm... Awesome fairy.

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    BashfulBabe [sign in to see picture]
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    Or a sex gnome.

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    TentacleDucky [sign in to see picture]
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    Or a Sex Awesome.

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    WandA [sign in to see picture]
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    I'm happy with God or derivative of...

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    masterandslave [sign in to see picture]
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    BashfulBabe wrote:

    Or a sex gnome.

    http://www.partyvibe.com/forums/attachments/love-sex-relationships/4489d1269900635-official-gnome-porn-thread-gnome-sex.jpg

    http://www.partyvibe.com/forums/attachments/love-sex-relationships/4487d1269900635-official-gnome-porn-thread-gnome-giving-head.jpg

    x

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    WandA [sign in to see picture]
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    masterandslave wrote:

    BashfulBabe wrote:

    Or a sex gnome.

    http://www.partyvibe.com/forums/attachments/love-sex-relationships/4489d1269900635-official-gnome-porn-thread-gnome-sex.jpg

    http://www.partyvibe.com/forums/attachments/love-sex-relationships/4487d1269900635-official-gnome-porn-thread-gnome-giving-head.jpg

    x

    Wrong. Wrong. Wrong... I'll never look at the Smurfs in the same way again.

    (Why is that my third reference to the Smurfs on a sex forum in 2 days...)

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    masterandslave [sign in to see picture]
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    WandA wrote:

    masterandslave wrote:

    BashfulBabe wrote:

    Or a sex gnome.

    http://www.partyvibe.com/forums/attachments/love-sex-relationships/4489d1269900635-official-gnome-porn-thread-gnome-sex.jpg

    http://www.partyvibe.com/forums/attachments/love-sex-relationships/4487d1269900635-official-gnome-porn-thread-gnome-giving-head.jpg

    x

    Wrong. Wrong. Wrong... I'll never look at the Smurfs in the same way again.

    (Why is that my third reference to the Smurfs on a sex forum in 2 days...)

    You know they are making a film of the smurfs? Katie Perry is going to be Smurfette, but she's never watched it because her parents were pastors and thought Smurfette was slutty!

    x

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    TentacleDucky [sign in to see picture]
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    masterandslave wrote:

    WandA wrote:

    masterandslave wrote:

    BashfulBabe wrote:

    Or a sex gnome.

    http://www.partyvibe.com/forums/attachments/love-sex-relationships/4489d1269900635-official-gnome-porn-thread-gnome-sex.jpg

    http://www.partyvibe.com/forums/attachments/love-sex-relationships/4487d1269900635-official-gnome-porn-thread-gnome-giving-head.jpg

    x

    Wrong. Wrong. Wrong... I'll never look at the Smurfs in the same way again.

    (Why is that my third reference to the Smurfs on a sex forum in 2 days...)

    You know they are making a film of the smurfs? Katie Perry is going to be Smurfette, but she's never watched it because her parents were pastors and thought Smurfette was slutty!

    x

    *makes obvious Avatar joke*

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    WandA [sign in to see picture]
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    masterandslave wrote:

    WandA wrote:

    masterandslave wrote:

    BashfulBabe wrote:

    Or a sex gnome.

    http://www.partyvibe.com/forums/attachments/love-sex-relationships/4489d1269900635-official-gnome-porn-thread-gnome-sex.jpg

    http://www.partyvibe.com/forums/attachments/love-sex-relationships/4487d1269900635-official-gnome-porn-thread-gnome-giving-head.jpg

    x

    Wrong. Wrong. Wrong... I'll never look at the Smurfs in the same way again.

    (Why is that my third reference to the Smurfs on a sex forum in 2 days...)

    You know they are making a film of the smurfs? Katie Perry is going to be Smurfette, but she's never watched it because her parents were pastors and thought Smurfette was slutty!

    x

    Yep, I knew. I listen to a satire podcast and one of the fellas is going to be a smurf so he gets teased lots.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Oliver_%28comedian%29

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    Muz333 [sign in to see picture]
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    WandA wrote:

    Wrong. Wrong. Wrong... I'll never look at the Smurfs in the same way again.

    (Why is that my third reference to the Smurfs on a sex forum in 2 days...)

    I loved that on family guy!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xG_7Nxz_a0w

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    jackador123 [sign in to see picture]
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    Great scheme need one for guy toys though

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