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  1. May is National Masturbation Month

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    Tigerlilies [sign in to see picture]
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    Predominantly a US thing but there's a fascinating story behind it concerning the forced recognition of U.S. Surgeon General Joycelyn Elders.

    http://www.examiner.com/x-8543-SF-Health-News-Examiner~y2010m5d5-Is-May-really-National-Masturbation-Month

    So celebrate free thinking and have a w*nk to celebrate.

    x

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    WandA [sign in to see picture]
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    Will read soon.

    If forced it would be a tough choice to be made ... What's better, free thought or wanking?

    I know I can't think well after a shuffle.

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    Tigerlilies [sign in to see picture]
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    WandA wrote:

    Will read soon.

    If forced it would be a tough choice to be made ... What's better, free thought or wanking?

    I know I can't think well after a shuffle.

    But surely you cannot have wanking without free thought. Otherwise we would only think about mundane things when we have a fiddle.

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    But it's the 26th already!!!

    I have some catching up to do here.

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    SEXYGET 69 [sign in to see picture]
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    I better lay off for a few days then!

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    Tigerlilies [sign in to see picture]
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    Quick, LoveHoney, send free testers to us all to make up for lost time!

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    WandA [sign in to see picture]
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    Tigerlilies wrote:

    WandA wrote:

    Will read soon.

    If forced it would be a tough choice to be made ... What's better, free thought or wanking?

    I know I can't think well after a shuffle.

    But surely you cannot have wanking without free thought. Otherwise we would only think about mundane things when we have a fiddle.

    You're not saying you've never had a random go while watching the tele?

    Footy and wanks are great (no I don't just think that Torres bloke is fit [even if he is])!. A good way to unwind is stare at a screen mundanely and wank!

    You did tell us late though... tut..

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    Oh, I have an excuse now! :P

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    WandA wrote:

    Tigerlilies wrote:

    WandA wrote:

    Will read soon.

    If forced it would be a tough choice to be made ... What's better, free thought or wanking?

    I know I can't think well after a shuffle.

    But surely you cannot have wanking without free thought. Otherwise we would only think about mundane things when we have a fiddle.

    You're not saying you've never had a random go while watching the tele?

    Footy and wanks are great (no I don't just think that Torres bloke is fit [even if he is])!. A good way to unwind is stare at a screen mundanely and wank!

    You did tell us late though... tut..

    Perhaps TL was too busy participating to mention it. lol

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    Nexas wrote:

    I just kinda treat every month as masturbation month :-p

    me too - just in case I forget & miss it!

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    Hey bovwaa,

    Welcome to the forums! Hope you had/have a good birthday!

    CCW

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    Im gonna wear my ben-wa balls to work today in celebration!

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    iv been watching f1 and had a wank lol

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    damn if only my oh would masterbate

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    talisman wrote:

    iv been watching f1 and had a wank lol

    Just missing a cury or steak for the ultimate man-ness moment!

    Sex, sport and steak!

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    Wasn't that March?! Steak and Blow Job day?!! Perhaps we should invent footie, curry, lager and a wank day?!

    x

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    masterandslave wrote:

    Wasn't that March?! Steak and Blow Job day?!! Perhaps we should invent footie, curry, lager and a wank day?!

    x

    Think so, its the height of man-ness!

    Your suggestion is much more British.

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    talisman [sign in to see picture]
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    lol to funny mate :D in replay to WandA about the steak im a man lol

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    WandA wrote:

    masterandslave wrote:

    Wasn't that March?! Steak and Blow Job day?!! Perhaps we should invent footie, curry, lager and a wank day?!

    x

    Think so, its the height of man-ness!

    Your suggestion is much more British.

    Well I thought it was apt with the summer we are going to get!

    x

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    i masturbated during revision at college. the library staff didnt see.

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