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    Puppies77 [sign in to see picture]
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    Lol, good thread.

    Mr P is always super horny when im not in the mood......without fail lmao :D

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    My OH is all over me on an evening when I've just had a shower and we've got clean sheets on the bed! Must be something to do with making me dirty!

    x

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    Hmmm, have noticed people with more responsibility in daily life tend to be submissive in the bedroom - I know because I'm one of them!! In our relatioinship I am the main breadwinner, the only driver, the decision maker and in my job I have alot of responsibilty and am seen as an 'authority figure' if you will, which I hate. So when it comes to the bedroom I don't want any control!!

    Another trend i've noticed is (pretty obvious really) but if their sensitive in day to day life they're a real giver in the bedroom. Selfish guys or guys who express emotion through their wallets are all take take take.

    x

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    Ecksvie wrote:

    Well, I love oral and the feel of having my bits inside my OH's mouth, so the idea of having a dick that you can actually get all the way in your partner's mouth is something I'd really like! Alas, it will never be.

    AdnaW wrote:

    WandA wrote:

    Ecksvie wrote:

    I'll trade you my pussy for your penis for a day or two. I've always wanted to experience what it's like to have a dick, it just seems so easy to stimulate and get off compared to all the complications of the female gentials.

    If that was possible that would raise some interesting ethical problems. Would we be cheaters genital swapping? Having a cock is great! I just know how bloody good being on/in a pussy feels and I think AdnaW deserves a go! I do also wonder what its like having the fun you ladies can and something feeling so good inside.

    If they invent that swapping machine its a deal Ecks! (thats a shake by the way)

    I nearly made a joke about Ecksvie playing with my boyfriend's cock before you posted this hehe!!

    Didn't make that joke incase it made Ecks feel uncomfy though so I hope it doesn't hun

    Ax

    I read a really interesting bit of Harry Potter slash where the protagonists used magic (polyjuice potion if you're a potter geek) so they could swap bodies and experience sex from the other partner's point of view. It was fascinating. It was Narcissa and Snape, two of the grown up characters, not the kids, just to be clear!

    SS xx

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    Nexas wrote:

    Mistress Cara wrote:

    Thinking back to the past, guys with huge members seem less likely to make much effort in bed, the trick seems to be getting one who isn't too big to be lazy but isn't too small to be useless, lol


    Or just a guy that actually, genuinely enjoys being generous? :-p

    Generosity is always a must! Sensitivity, seduction and shoes. lol

    sexynurse09 wrote:

    Hmmm, have noticed people with more responsibility in daily life tend to be submissive in the bedroom - I know because I'm one of them!! In our relatioinship I am the main breadwinner, the only driver, the decision maker and in my job I have alot of responsibilty and am seen as an 'authority figure' if you will, which I hate. So when it comes to the bedroom I don't want any control!!

    Another trend i've noticed is (pretty obvious really) but if their sensitive in day to day life they're a real giver in the bedroom. Selfish guys or guys who express emotion through their wallets are all take take take.

    x

    Agreed! The best subs are those with high managerial or executive positions. They need the release they get from handing over all control, their balance from the extremes in their every day life.

    My man earns the money here but I have final say on financial decisions, the wages come into my account and I deal with all the bills, even down to grocery shopping and household decisions.

    Therefore I will play sub to him in the bedroom and I enjoy him being masterful in this way as I get my release from that.

    xxx

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    SweetSubmission wrote:

    I read a really interesting bit of Harry Potter slash where the protagonists used magic (polyjuice potion if you're a potter geek) so they could swap bodies and experience sex from the other partner's point of view. It was fascinating. It was Narcissa and Snape, two of the grown up characters, not the kids, just to be clear!

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    Harry Potter porn is soooo geeky!

    You might want to make this your homepage.

    http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/community/forums/orgasm-army/sex-talk/99535-talk-nerdy-to-me/page-22/

    Them glasses are working to enhance your sexiness and geekiness...

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    Did you not know of that trend WandA? The geekier a woman's taste in porn, the hotter, wittier, and generally more goddess like she is? It's a fact, that one.

    I know of another - the less a man expects it of me, the more likely I am to do his ironing!

    SS xx

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    SweetSubmission wrote:

    Did you not know of that trend WandA? The geekier a woman's taste in porn, the hotter, wittier, and generally more goddess like she is? It's a fact, that one.

    I know of another - the less a man expects it of me, the more likely I am to do his ironing!

    SS xx

    That is so true!

    I was agreeing with the second part, but I agree with the first part too

    I love doing housewifey jobs for the fella, but if he ever expected it, it'd stop in a second, I only like doing it because I know how much he appreciates it and I like making him happy

    Ax

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    Nexas wrote:

    SweetSubmission wrote:

    Did you not know of that trend WandA? The geekier a woman's taste in porn, the hotter, wittier, and generally more goddess like she is? It's a fact, that one.

    Gods yes this is true!

    Am not allowed to mention some of my types of porn on here. It contravenes many rules

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    Mistress Cara wrote:

    Nexas wrote:

    SweetSubmission wrote:

    Did you not know of that trend WandA? The geekier a woman's taste in porn, the hotter, wittier, and generally more goddess like she is? It's a fact, that one.

    Gods yes this is true!

    Am not allowed to mention some of my types of porn on here. It contravenes many rules

    True, that BDSM Mongolian midget shtick just ain't allowed. But we don't judge here.

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    Thank you. I can't help it. Its soooooooooo hot. Plus the he/she/its.

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    SweetSubmission wrote:

    Did you not know of that trend WandA? The geekier a woman's taste in porn, the hotter, wittier, and generally more goddess like she is? It's a fact, that one.

    I know of another - the less a man expects it of me, the more likely I am to do his ironing!

    SS xx

    Geeks do like it hot. Many are just grateful to get SOMEthing!

    Me and Ad were only saying last night how your fisting description was quite hot and you do bring a nice witty bubbliness to the forum! I don't really want to comment on your goddessness... I've not noticed any miracles from you yet SS!

    Tigerlilies wrote:

    True, that BDSM Mongolian midget shtick just ain't allowed. But we don't judge here.

    Its those yak's milk facials that make it illegal isn't it?

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    I was recently having a conversation with my friend about ex boyfriends. We have always found that the guys who were nicer, more considerate and you have that 'friends' link with seem to be lacking in the downstairs department and the 'zsa zsa zsu' isn't ever as powerful. I'm not saying that is a fact for all guys - just an observation in mine and my friend's love lives! x

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    I unfailingly seem to be horniest on days of the week that end in "y" ... amazing!

    Sensibly the only patterns I can think of are:

    - I noticed before that I get hornier if I've done cardio rather than weights exercise...don't know why that is!

    - I am slightly friskier when it's sunny (possibly because of the reduced clothing size and increased bare flesh everywhere)

    xxKPxx

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    I think everyone gets hornier in the sunshine. Something to so with all the good vitamins :)

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    Wizzie86 wrote:

    I was recently having a conversation with my friend about ex boyfriends. We have always found that the guys who were nicer, more considerate and you have that 'friends' link with seem to be lacking in the downstairs department and the 'zsa zsa zsu' isn't ever as powerful. I'm not saying that is a fact for all guys - just an observation in mine and my friend's love lives! x

    Hmmm interesting observation...

    A pure guess with very little evidence but maybe as certain hormones are related to aggression and also penis size during development in the womb and puberty maybe men who have more male hormones in development grow up to be more aggressive and have more in their daily lives.

    If a milder mannered man has less of these hormones in life and also development then maybe that explains why you've found 'nicer' men may lack in that department. I'm sure we notice the effect hormones have more in women but it does demonstrate their influence. Purely a hypothesis based on little to no evidence but interesting never the less.

    But then how do we explain me, I'm just amazing in every way. I always knew I was different...

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    Well obviously you are the exception to the rule That is what we were discussing actually - testosterone levels. Also men who know they are substantial down there tend to be more 'cocky', maybe thats where the word cocky comes from.... xxx

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    WandA wrote:

    SweetSubmission wrote:

    Did you not know of that trend WandA? The geekier a woman's taste in porn, the hotter, wittier, and generally more goddess like she is? It's a fact, that one.

    I know of another - the less a man expects it of me, the more likely I am to do his ironing!

    SS xx

    Geeks do like it hot. Many are just grateful to get SOMEthing!

    Me and Ad were only saying last night how your fisting description was quite hot and you do bring a nice witty bubbliness to the forum! I don't really want to comment on your goddessness... I've not noticed any miracles from you yet SS!

    I have a theory; the more mundane the day job, the more time your brain has to wander, the more kinky yiur sex life becomes... therefore geeks are hotter

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    *your, not yiur

    pesky typos

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    Wizzie86 wrote:

    Well obviously you are the exception to the rule That is what we were discussing actually - testosterone levels. Also men who know they are substantial down there tend to be more 'cocky', maybe thats where the word cocky comes from.... xxx

    Or those annoying bastarding birds.

    I've never understood animals that are willing to fight to the death... but shit out the moment anything potentally remotely dangerous occurs like an unexpected noise.

    Sorry off topic! I think I've discussed this with someone, maybe TL? Chickens don't have cocks... thats your theory fked Wizz!

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