1. Morning wood

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    What do U do with it

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    Knight1119 [sign in to see picture]
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    I try and let it subside.

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    It depends what time it is. If it's christmas time I like to drape it with fairy lights and put a star on top.

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    Ian Chimp wrote:

    It depends what time it is. If it's christmas time I like to drape it with fairy lights and put a star on top.

    Not you again Ian, haha.

    Could always make it into a Yule log. The edible kind would be better than the traditional burning of the Yule log; at least licking the icing off it would be.ย 

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    Always a blessing when the husband is good to go when we wake up in the morning, especially with time constraints....best way to start the day.ย 

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    Ian Chimp wrote:

    It depends what time it is. If it's christmas time I like to drape it with fairy lights and put a star on top.

    Nailed it ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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    Delboy1991 wrote:

    Ian Chimp wrote:

    It depends what time it is. If it's christmas time I like to drape it with fairy lights and put a star on top.

    Nailed it ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

    +1ย ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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    I'm far more horny in the morning than evening - far more awake, so love morning sex.

    However, I find morning wood is caused by a slight needing to pee. As soon as I pee, it goes.

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    Ian Chimp wrote:

    It depends what time it is. If it's christmas time I like to drape it with fairy lights and put a star on top.

    Lmao. ๐Ÿคฃ ๐Ÿ’š What would you do on your birthday then Mr Chimp, lol?ย 

    If I were a bloke I'd "shake it off, shake it off!" ๐ŸŽถ ๐Ÿ˜‰

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    Lol, made me chuckle Emerald, Mr Chimp ๐Ÿ™‚

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    If I woke up and my husband had morning wood, I'll climb on and get it inside me. Shame to waste it.

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    KinkyMira, that sounds heavenly๐Ÿ™‚, unfortunately just a pipe dream for me ๐Ÿ˜’

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    I love being prodded in the back by my husbands morning glory. Itโ€™s always a prelude to the main event and puts a smile on my face all morning ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

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    Tend to edge in the shower, save it for hope of something to enjoy later.

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    I just try and get rid ov it

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    Just try not to pee with it ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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    Fredster wrote:

    Just try not to pee with it ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

    Lol. Yeh cud get messyย 

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    If it's the weekend I'll let my wife know that woody is paying a visit.

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    I like to spoon the wife tightly and push it into her bum cheeks๐Ÿ˜ Letโ€™s her know I want her!

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