• Ever paid for sex?

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    Mucky Duck [sign in to see picture]
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    sexelle wrote:

    talking of paying for sex, i got a nice diamond ring a whlle ago, i must be better than i thought

    I'd love to see your ring, sexelle. Boom boom!

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    frenchsirius [sign in to see picture]
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    Ha ha.

    In the years BBF ( before boy friend ) while visiting London I met a guy in a really posh bar in the city, we went to his city flat had a really great time. In the morning after showering, I saw he was fully dressed and had his wallet out. He took out £300 and asked if that was what I usually charged!

    I was so gob smacked and literally lost for words, I got dressed and wandered out the door in a daze. Turns out the bar was where the posh call girls go to pick up the city gents Obviously never went near the bar again ,what I life I use to have ...

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    Strapon! [sign in to see picture]
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    I hope you took the money! That way you're initial intentions weren't that of a whore but you just got a reward for what must've been a good performance! £300 is better than breakfast!

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    sexelle [sign in to see picture]
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    God i would have said £500, cheeky bugger

    Mind you a bit of a back handed compliment, think ill start charging the hubby

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    EdTheDuck [sign in to see picture]
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    Unless it was one HELL of a breakfast....

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    frenchsirius [sign in to see picture]
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    Sure I took the money, my goodness he basically called me a prostitute.

    Mmmm does this make me one though ,haha, hardly enough to write a book about though and I doubt Billie Piper would want to play me. Haha

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    EdTheDuck [sign in to see picture]
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    Maybe you could write a pamphlet?

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    crayola [sign in to see picture]
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    I'd have slapped him! Would have loved to have the mental quickness to say "No, it's £500" but I'd probably have just spluttered like an incoherent fool...

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    Strapon! [sign in to see picture]
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    French...in the lovehoney world being a whore is a good thing! x

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    I do not have a problem with people paying with sex, what I have a problem with however is the laziness of the so called sex worker.

    In most cases they just seem to desperate themselves, it's either for drugs or what but never for the sex. It's sterotyped yes but It's true too.

    I have heard the skilled sex workers exist but few and far between.

    And yes I have paid for sex, and it was the second worst fuck of my life. And It's been generally a great fucking life with regards to sex.

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    frenchsirius wrote:

    Sure I took the money, my goodness he basically called me a prostitute.

    Mmmm does this make me one though ,haha, hardly enough to write a book about though and I doubt Billie Piper would want to play me. Haha

    Nope Frenchie, unless what you did was lewd or obscene- l await your decision !!

    Tallboy

    PS A bit of a compliment in every sense l would have taken it as Frenchie, and would still be dining out on it - now which bar again was that !!!

    TB

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    frenchsirius [sign in to see picture]
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    Depends on your definition of lewd or obscene, since I only remember the vague details now. Bar is now a C*st*'s so my ex gf tells me , this was the age of the Yuppie and the stock market crash in the late 80's. I was only 19, a poor student, very silly, very pretty, very thin, very nearly in a very dodgy situation...

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    Hi, thinking about seeing an escort with fake/enhanced breasts so that we are prepared for what happens after our impending augmentation and uplift.

    Any body got any other suggestions for two people who know nobodly else with fake/enhanced assets?

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    frenchsirius wrote:

    Depends on your definition of lewd or obscene, since I only remember the vague details now. Bar is now a C*st*'s so my ex gf tells me , this was the age of the Yuppie and the stock market crash in the late 80's. I was only 19, a poor student, very silly, very pretty, very thin, very nearly in a very dodgy situation...

    Life's too short Frenchie, tell all and l will visit this week and report back, your initials have never been DK by any chance ???

    Tallboy

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    frenchsirius [sign in to see picture]
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    Now tb you are being very naughty if I told you exactly where it was I would be inferring a reasonably well known former bar was in fact a pick up joint for high class call girls, they could sue my tiny pants off and I'd be banned from here for ever. Even the current owners probably wouldn't like the idea very much!

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    jkc27 wrote:

    Hi, thinking about seeing an escort with fake/enhanced breasts so that we are prepared for what happens after our impending augmentation and uplift.

    Any body got any other suggestions for two people who know nobodly else with fake/enhanced assets?

    The company you are having the surgery with should be able to give you references which usually include people who do not mind being contacted about the issue. People before you had the same concerns so they might be happy to put yours to rest.

    Good luck xx

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    jkc27 [sign in to see picture]
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    Sublimelonglegs - Thanks for the suggestion but I was think more about a 'Hands on' approach ....

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    havent but it sounds like a nice fantasy, in theory at least...

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    jkc27 wrote:

    Sublimelonglegs - Thanks for the suggestion but I was think more about a 'Hands on' approach ....

    Ah I see why you are going down the Escort route. Good point though, as I am sure having implants cost a lot of money and you don't get a chance to feel them before. Hope you manage to find someone.

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    Mucky Duck [sign in to see picture]
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    JKC27.

    Save tha brass!!! Get down the local meat market on a Fri or Sat night & chat up the local bike (needs to have implants) with a few babychams & WKD. For a couple of drinks & a bag of fizzy cola bottles you'll get a good rummage round her fun bags. There's always someone whos had a boob job & is showing it off! You might even get a bit more than you bargined for!

    Failing that, wait till the end of the night & see what's left. Theres alway some old hag dying for the 'nod', pick the right one & you've got your 'science' project!

    It'll cost you around twoo hundred groats less than an escort.

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