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  1. The Sex Olympics - suggest a "sport"

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    Just as a bit of fun can you suggest a "sport" for the Sex Olympics.

    how about the orgasm sprint - fastest wins, gold, silver, bronze. Would the knock out heats be just before the final to make it more difficult !

    or

    the orgasm marathon, how many can you have in one hour, there would have to be medical verification to avoid cheating !

    over to you.......

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    The most amount of positions achieved before either one of you or both reach orgasim.

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    Excellent, my mind has been wandering a bit on this concept. Can you imagine the training programmes to be "race fit", the mind boggles !

    The LH marketing team may want to think about this as an idea?

    Also I wondered if anyone is in to TV production, it could make an interesting competition and/ or "reality" show ! Would the public be ready for that?

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    There was a Nigel Kneale (60s/70s SF writer) TV drama called "The Year of the Sex Olympics" in the 70s - in it Neale foresaw the popularity of reality TV shows. Think you can get it on Youtube. Nothing sexy was shown, though.

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    Orgasmathon to see who reaches the most orgasms in a spacific time ha ha

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    long cuming

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    Reminds me of the 'banned' Trojan condoms ad:

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Av4VCBfgK98

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    Surely it has to be the long or high jump.
    I would like to try the pole vault but not sure if I have a long enough pole.

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    How about the anal long dildo. Who can insert the longest dildo to the hilt. There could be differing circumference categories within the event. And of course the vaginal long dildo contest .

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    Relay dildo or vibrator, you cannot pass it on till you orgasm. Perhaps use of a condom per relay for hygiene, it could be part of "passing the batton", of course fumbling would slow you down !

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    Parallel Bars Sex. Scored for technique and artistic expression

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    Most blow jobs to orgasm in 5 minutes (including swallowing).

    Also, how about having to make a series of women (drawn at random) cum as quickly as possible by any means (against the clock)?

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    Penis weight lifting... I think this is actually a sport, i have seen it on QI...

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    The giant penis pole vault 🧐

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    Or...Anal hurdles.. A track event competitors run the track and squat on a dildo every 25 meters...
    Or..Or... 1200m relay the batton (cock or dildo) is passed to your team mate via any of the recipiants orifices...
    Or...Or...Or.... sorry i had better stop there...

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    How about Water Sports?

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    Synchronised, Breast Stroke, etc

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    Or a twist on the Modern Pentathlon. Modern Penetration.

    5 penetrations over 2 days - I can only think of 3 though.

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    The double ended dildo sack race. 2 are joined anally by a double ended dildo and have to run around a track together.

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