1. Cleaning out and about

    Mr D and Mrs D [sign in to see picture]
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    We're looking or a bit of advice. We want to go for a walk to the middle of nowhere and then Mrs D is going to give me at BJ. Usually I like to wash beforehand (even more important after a long walk) but won't be able to do so out in the countryside. We've considered wipes but they tend to leave an unpleasant taste. Does anyone know of any wipes or similar we can take with us that won't leave me tasting chemically?

    K&s000 [sign in to see picture]
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    You can get water wipes in the baby aisle, 99.9 % water.

    collector [sign in to see picture]
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    Take your OH’s favourite alcohol with you and dip your old chap in it to clean it. Oh, hang on. That might not be a good idea.

    Dazzels [sign in to see picture]
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    Yeah, shower before you leave & take baby wipes with you I guess. You could always test run any ideas before you actually go.

    Delboy1991 [sign in to see picture]
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    Second water wipes.

    What about flavoured lube after?

    LittleMugs [sign in to see picture]
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    Could you bring a water bottle and a small towel?

    Otherwise the flavoured lube recommendation above would be a good idea to get rid of the taste of wipes :)

    Alternatively, you could always use a condom? Flavoured ones are good :)

    Whatever you decide good luck!

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