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    Butterbreast [sign in to see picture]
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    What’s the one chat up line you always use that guarantees you getting sex with a stranger?
    I’ve only ever had 1 one night stand and I’ve got no idea what I said. I was single at the time and it was at New Year but the one thing I do know, it must of been good as I ended up in bed with 2 women.

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    Lovehoney - Jess Wilde [sign in to see picture]
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    Butterbreast wrote:

    What’s the one chat up line you always use that guarantees you getting sex with a stranger?
    I’ve only ever had 1 one night stand and I’ve got no idea what I said. I was single at the time and it was at New Year but the one thing I do know, it must of been good as I ended up in bed with 2 women.

    This sounds a bit like a Unicorn...

    aka... It doesn't exist.

    If there's one thing which immediately puts me off someone, it's a chat up line delivered with seriousness. 

    (Someone delivering a terrible chat up line and being overtly cheesey to be funny though, that could work.)

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    Cutecountrygirl [sign in to see picture]
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    There are many reasons a woman will choose to sleep with a guy, I can gurantee you though that none of them have anything to do with any chat up line used.

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    mysteron [sign in to see picture]
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    Chat up lines IMO just help to deliver a bit of humour often cheesy to relax both parties and act as an ice breaker. Nothing to be taken serious. iMO chat up lines will not act as a gateway for sex.

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    NatandTom [sign in to see picture]
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    I don't think there are any lines that guarantee sex, especially with a stranger..

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    LIL_KNOWN69 [sign in to see picture]
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    I find them cringe and I’m really shy and awkward, so I would struggle to deliver one without forgetting the words and falling all over myself ha.
    Chat up lines can be good to break the ice as it’s akrwady been said as they usually push a few boundaries and get some laughs. But I just feel you can talk and get to know someone rather than spewing out one liners in the hopes of getting laid.

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    Lovehoney - Jess Wilde wrote:

    This sounds a bit like a Unicorn...

    aka... It doesn't exist.

    Whaaaa?
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    Lovehoney - Jess Wilde [sign in to see picture]
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    нинаnin wrote:

    Lovehoney - Jess Wilde wrote:

    This sounds a bit like a Unicorn...

    aka... It doesn't exist.

    Whaaaa?

    Oh dang... I mean, Unicorns are totally real....

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    Delboy1991 [sign in to see picture]
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    Chat up lines are probably the most common reason blokes don't get a one night stand 🤦‍♀️

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    I always find dropping to your knees, look up into their eyes and arms outstretched towards them and simply say ‘Pleeeeeeeaaaasssssseeeeee’ in a really pathetic voice works.....

    .... not at all well.

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    Alicia4Ever [sign in to see picture]
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    And from my experience, "hey babe, take me to your bedroom", will probably get you a slap in the face.

    Ok so I didn't go for the slap in his face, I just sceamed NO !!!! at him. Though I may consider slapping the guy, next time it happens to me, just because screaming "NO" so loudly gave me a sore throat.

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    PurringTiger [sign in to see picture]
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    I used to enjoy putting down anyone that tried a god awful chat up line. Most of the time if was a fun sport to see their friends laughing at them getting completely shot down. But hey if you're going try getting someone to sleep with you with cringe worthy lines then you deserve it.

    Chat up lines do not work, ever. The exception to this rule is if the guy is openly doing it to make you laugh and does it in a cheeky way that he knows it has no chance of working but is trying to break the ice somehow, but again he has to be at least somewhat charming for that to happen.

    Simple answer is that the only way to guarantee sex with a stranger is to pay them for it.

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    I used to find that just ordinary , everyday conversation was fine .
    Treating women like ......Human beings ! ( that seems to shock some fellas)
    I would say ,that the majority of the time , it was the woman that got the conversation round to sex
    Just chat way , normally , that way you won't make a pillock of yourself

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    Weeradge wrote:

    I used to find that just ordinary , everyday conversation was fine .
    Treating women like ......Human beings ! ( that seems to shock some fellas)
    I would say ,that the majority of the time , it was the woman that got the conversation round to sex
    Just chat way , normally , that way you won't make a pillock of yourself

    +1 

    Couldn't have said it better myself! 

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    Weeradge wrote:

    I used to find that just ordinary , everyday conversation was fine .
    Treating women like ......Human beings ! ( that seems to shock some fellas)
    I would say ,that the majority of the time , it was the woman that got the conversation round to sex
    Just chat way , normally , that way you won't make a pillock of yourself

    ^ this should be on some sort of poster or billboard
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    WillC [sign in to see picture]
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    To me chat up lines are the equivalent of those knobs in souped up cars with throaty exhausts that drive like idiots,the only person they`re impressing is themselves!

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    Lovehoney - Jess Wilde wrote:

    нинаnin wrote:

    Lovehoney - Jess Wilde wrote:

    This sounds a bit like a Unicorn...

    aka... It doesn't exist.

    Whaaaa?

    Oh dang... I mean, Unicorns are totally real....

    They hang out with Father Christmas and Pegasus from clash of the Titans! It’s true!

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    Mr Pheebs [sign in to see picture]
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    Seriously though, isn’t it a shame about the social stigma when it comes to dating & sex. When equality truly arrives it will be A M A Z I N G!

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    My, now, wife bought me a T-shirt with ”Get your coat. You’ve pulled.”

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    Fat penguins

    Now that the ice is broken *continues sentence*

    This is the first thing my boyfriend of over three years ever said to me, personally love a cheesy chat up line :')

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