1. What's the first thing you do?

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    Mbstaffs [sign in to see picture]
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    When you wake up in the morning, and your the opposite sex. What's the first thing you do?

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    Lil_MissNaughty [sign in to see picture]
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    Say "morning - did you sleep ok?"

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    NWMonkey83 [sign in to see picture]
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    Probably go-to the toilet. A full bladder is a full bladder regardless

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    Michael777 [sign in to see picture]
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    If I woke up as a woman, the first thing I'd do would be look for a willing cock and put it to very good use!

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    Mr Pheebs [sign in to see picture]
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    I’d have a wee, wash & play with myself. So no real change if I’m honest 🙃

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    нинаnin [sign in to see picture]
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    Have a cup of tea.

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    Mr Pheebs [sign in to see picture]
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    нинаnin wrote:

    Have a cup of tea.

    😂

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    pusseypleaser [sign in to see picture]
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    Turn the tv on as the oh turns off the alarm and goes back to bed for 10 minutes

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    Dickiebird [sign in to see picture]
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    Go on LH and buy some sexy lingerie as I would need new underwear.

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    Peakcouple [sign in to see picture]
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    Have a wee, then one of us gets the tea,lets the dog out and brings the tea back to bed.

    Nothing else happens until tea has been drunk!

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    LadySpider [sign in to see picture]
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    Peakcouple wrote:

    Have a wee, then one of us gets the tea,lets the dog out and brings the tea back to bed.

    Nothing else happens until tea has been drunk!

    You have my life lol!! Honestly exactly the same as us!!

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    Volbabe88 [sign in to see picture]
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    Pee I always need a pee. Then I'd jump back in to bed and wank 😂. Watch football drink cider... Hang on except having a penis I do the rest of it anyway haha!

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