• What jobs do we all do on here

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    Mr & Mrs Naughty [sign in to see picture]
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    Mr. N is in neurosurgery, and Mrs. N is a top PA

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    Laynie [sign in to see picture]
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    jeez u guys have exciting things to tell...im just a naughty house wife have had employment but wont go it to what! nothing at all exciting or well paid.

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    sexymel88 [sign in to see picture]
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    im a housewife at the mo but will be a lap dancer as of saturday night! so excited and very nervous, any tips anyone?

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    Laynie [sign in to see picture]
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    Ride em cowgirl! oh and look confident

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    sexymel88 [sign in to see picture]
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    think a quick vodka before i start will help, im just worried about what im wearing!

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    Laynie [sign in to see picture]
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    they will hope not very much! and just think meh naked is a good look for me..its hardly outa fasion!

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    sexymel88 [sign in to see picture]
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    well im wearing a black and red coarset, black stockings and red french knickers with my black kneeboots what you think?

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    Laynie [sign in to see picture]
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    oo00oo sounds sexy!

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    sexymel88 [sign in to see picture]
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    i hope so, wanna do it properly!

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    Strapon! [sign in to see picture]
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    I think I wna see pics of this outfit!

    I'm an accountant...but a young one...so i'm not boring yet. And Mrs Strapon works in Banking!

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    diddlexl [sign in to see picture]
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    By Day im a Biochemistry student at the university of edinburgh, By night Im a chef in the Edinburghs biggest pub, Very late at night im a sexual deviant and all around erotic entrepaneur and in my dreams i fight crime

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    PrivateAssistant [sign in to see picture]
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    I am another housewife first and foremost I'm afraid! I do other bits of work, but nothing exciting or permanent.

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    ksw1980 [sign in to see picture]
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    imeldaimelda wrote:

    ksw lol but us HR peeps are a dirty lot and I bet she'd love it!

    As I'm married it'll remain a fantasy.....does pass the time though and she looks the type! lol

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    sexymel88 [sign in to see picture]
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    Well I'll hopefully be taking some pictures on saturday of me getting ready so ill put a few up for you strapon!

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    shellyboo [sign in to see picture]
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    AHEM! I'm still waiting for my prize, Tallboy

    *huffs*

    Mel, that sounds like a really hot costume!! Best of luck, I hope you have lots of fun!

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    tallboy247 [sign in to see picture]
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    Hi Shellyboo what do you want then!!!!

    Why not try Orgasm Army Photo Blog, via imeldaimelda, you may not even like me ha ha

    I managed to hang onto my rubberised mac!!! been thinking of sticking it on e.bay 0bsolescent section.

    Tallboy

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    shellyboo [sign in to see picture]
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    I already asked imelda to add me, so hopefully she will soon :)

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    sexymel88 [sign in to see picture]
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    thanks shelly im sure i will

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    pinkbeach [sign in to see picture]
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    imeldaimelda wrote:

    He he pink beach! What kind of stuff do you do and what medium?

    I do alot of installation art, a bit of sculpture here and there. Really should start making some more stuff, maybe some erotic sculptures

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    studley [sign in to see picture]
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    10 Easy Steps How To Give A Lap Dance...
    (1)You got to Loosen Up A Bit, Take Your Time, Feel Sexy, Feel The Urge To Dance
    (2)Place Him\Her On A Chair
    (3)Once You`ve Put Them In Their Place You Beggin To Arouse Him\Her By Dancing 4 feet Away
    (4)Once You`ve Done That Then You Get Closer But Not To Fast You Want Them To Enjoy It And Not Just Jump To The Bed!
    (5)Moving Your Hips Back And Forth Closer And Closer You Begin To Touch Your Body Like Its Really Turning You On (Dont Forget To Smile)
    (6)Make Sure That He Knows He Cant Touch You Its A Hands Off Deal! Common Ladies Take Control
    (7)Now Start Moving Your Butt Closer Too His Lap But Dont Sit Just Slowly Rub Your Butt On His Lap They Love It!
    (8)Slowly Turn Around And Have Your Chest Out Same With The Butt Make Sure That He Knows Your Encharge Tease Him With I Little Bit Of Touching
    (9)Kiss His Neck Lightly Then Moan Lightly In His/Her Ear Kinda Like a Sigh But The Kind That Turns People On!
    (10)Once You See He Is Very Aroused And Cannot Take Anymore! You Let him Take Over!

    *** Dont Forget To Pick A Good Hip Swinging Song To Go With It***

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