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  1. Do you Masterbate at work?

    FireMonkey [sign in to see picture]
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    Im a firefighter and spend nights away from home. I love a good ‘play’ at work, also the chance of getting called out during the act sometimes adds a little excitement.

    Lovehoney - Paige [sign in to see picture]
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    I would not dare even consider this. Incredibly unprofessional in my opinion

    Love Stud Too [sign in to see picture]
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    I masturbated at work once when I was young.

    A guy who was leaving, cleared out his desk and told me to 'knock myself out' then discretely handed me a hard core porn magazine. The next week when the office was empty I opened it inside my desk drawer and just flicking thought the first two pages I got a real big stiffy! When you are in your teens it doesn't take much!  Folding the mag inside a ring binder, I headed to the toilets and 10 minutes later relief was achieved!!!

    That Magazine went home with me that night and brightened up many a lonely moment for the next few years,  ;-)

    IrishChris [sign in to see picture]
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    Yeah, I do. Not everyday but regularly.

    G&K2009 [sign in to see picture]
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    I have done in works toilet before. Boredom set in and I thought I’m totally going for a wank

    JayP82 [sign in to see picture]
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    I've done it a few times in past jobs. Had the urge and needed to sort myself out.

    Burhol84# [sign in to see picture]
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    Yes, i’m truck driver by trade and when away in the truck I often masterbate whilst parked up at night. Also the wife and I both like to tease each other by sending links to porn videos so sometime I have to stop during the day to release the pressure

    Dougie&babes [sign in to see picture]
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    I haven't masturbated at work but a old job I had was quite near my house so if I was left in the building myself when the others where doing the delivery I would phone home and get my oh to come down to my work and we would have sexy every where in there even on the bonnet of the bosses car I'm sure he seen the bum prints on his car

    Jimbo1992 [sign in to see picture]
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    I did once when working in retail! Had a sudden urge and had to quickly do it when on my break! Was pretty much nursing a semi all shift before my break! Was almost humiliating but was also very exciting at the same time with the fact people probably saw 🙊

    AMcouple5231 [sign in to see picture]
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    I have masturbated work. Actually I have done it at least once at each place I’ve worked. I don’t do it regularly but there have definitely been times when I’m just too horny to focus and it’s the only way to relief myself so I can get back to work.

    teacake [sign in to see picture]
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    When i was younger i did but thats when i was a delivery driver, shut the back doors and all was good.

    Does wearing toys count?

    Lemon1244 [sign in to see picture]
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    I used to masturbate in school whenever I was alone and had time

    HappyHumpers [sign in to see picture]
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    I have never done it and as far as I am aware my husband has never done it either


    One of the other girls I work with has a few times, she has even put a couple of drops of ON Arousal oil on and walked around the shop.

    On a side note she also loves a mini vibe in the car too.

    I personally don't have the guts to pull any of that off but its exciting to think about.

    KinkyMira [sign in to see picture]
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    My husband has done in previous jobs, but not this one as it would be instant dismissal.

    I never had until a couple of weeks ago, when I was completely distracted by the need to cum that I had to masturbate to get any work done during the rest of the day.

    Since then, I have a couple of times, as it is fairly safe. All in the toilets, but one day when I'm alone in the office one evening, I will do it at my desk.

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