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  1. Do guys lie about their dick size?

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    mrandmrsakn [sign in to see picture]
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    i dont lie about my size, maybe just under 7. i dont mind my size beause i know i can do a good job with oral

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    *sexybabe* [sign in to see picture]
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    The guys I've been with haven't lied, there's no point as if a guy told me he had an 8" cock it might frighten me off! I've been with men with a range of shapes and sizes, if I fancy the guy and want to have sex with him, then the size doesn't matter as it's not all about PIV sex. Fingers and tongues are just as much fun!

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    4Uonly [sign in to see picture]
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    Think among guys themselves they do, that's what hub told me last evening. He admitted he lied too often. It's oblivious he said when guys had drinks together. Some may go to the extent of telling another the no. of women they have slept to date. 😱

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    Yes man [sign in to see picture]
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    I wouldnt really say we lie about our dicks but remember most men are good at reading maps because we can relate to an inch meaning a mile!

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    S&M sexy times [sign in to see picture]
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    I never lied about my size to my other half when we met many years ago, I was more concerned about whether I was going to be any good. I saved myself for her (please don't laugh)

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    brufton [sign in to see picture]
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    Definitely some guys lie about it same as they lie about weight. I guess it's mainly on dating sites/apps to make themselves look better without realising that it'll backfire if they ever meet anyone.

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    Purring-Pussy [sign in to see picture]
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    As a member of a swinging site, guys want to show off their peen and greatly exagerate the size. It is rare to find a guy who knows what inches are. Had many exclaim they're 8 inches plus and when you meet them, they're just average 5.5 inches. I don't know where they measure from. Wouldn't mind, but average suits me well, so why not be honest?

    Height is another measurement they get wrong. I'm 5'5" and a guy will say he's 6 foot, you meet and he's barely 5'8"

    Don't get me started on their weight! 'Rugby build' and they're as obese as me. 'Curvy!' just no!

    I'm upfront about being very ample, SSBBW, morbidly obese. It's a shame guys can't be honest and it's very rare that I'll meet a guy now because of this.

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    Throbinhood [sign in to see picture]
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    Honesty is best policy as I wouldn’t want to scare someone offf with my 8 inches lol but depends on how you measure it though :)

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    KERMIT [sign in to see picture]
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    Why lie, partners soon find the real size 🙃

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    Lullabybabe017 [sign in to see picture]
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    How can a bloke lie about the size of it, you can't say it's an arm, drop ya pants and out pops a mushroom. No point in lying as it is what it is...

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    nicky_tps [sign in to see picture]
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    Lullabybabe017 wrote:

    How can a bloke lie about the size of it, you can't say it's an arm, drop ya pants and out pops a mushroom. No point in lying as it is what it is...

    I totally agree, no point in lying, unless you're under-estimating ofc In my experience, most girls can spot a little guy straight away, especially if he's lying

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    Dirtywife [sign in to see picture]
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    In my experience yes, but only if they're average or lower. The only people who haven't at least alluded to it are my husband who is very well endowed and a former guy who was absolutely enormous, to the point of terror. I am small and it was actually quite scary. I really don't get why anyone would want to have a huge penis - in my experience smaller than average works just fine if you know what to do with it, but maybe I would feel differently if I were bigger!

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    Irie [sign in to see picture]
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    Yes some guys lie. In the company of other guys I guess it's an "alpha male" thing? Penis size had become such a hot topic and the obsession with that I can't imagine many guys wanting to suggest anything that implies that they are a well hung stallion who can go all night because "bigger is better". The reality is obviously very different in terms of what partners desire and what guys feel comfortable being equipped with.

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    illtakethehighroad [sign in to see picture]
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    can honestly say i have never lied, never had many conversations about it however other than making facile jokes about it and never given a shit either. Its not been something i have had hang ups about.

    from my sporting life i would say i am average. and agree with the poster above, playing in wintery conditions means most of it decides to hide. looks like nothing to write home about.

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    4Uonly [sign in to see picture]
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    In my opinion 2 kinds of guy will lie.
    1) below average size (5 inches length or less)
    2) inferior complex.

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    Zephron [sign in to see picture]
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    VanessaTG wrote:

    I have 12 inches but never use it as a rule... lol Sorry the old ones are the best.

    Reading the title made me think of the parking joke...
    "Why do women have problems parking...
    *Holds up fingers about 4 inches apart*
    Because men think that THIS is six inches"

    Anyway - Why would they lie, or exagerate?
    Because mostly men are, or have need to be chancers...
    Your chatting online, and theres a posability of a meet with someone, you may as well big yourself up (and both sexes do it, reading all these internet articles about meeting online folks from various dating sites IRL and both sides are 20lbs heavier and ten years older than the photo they sent. She's not quite the assistant manager of his work as she made out, and he's only got half the hair on his head from his 'profile pic'.
    But anyway, if your on a swinger site, and we all know what were after, once your in the bedroom, after youve socialled and got on ok, if clothes come off your not exactly going to get the tape measure out and dismiss him if it's not 'as specified'.
    Tell me if I'm wrong!

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    GazzaP [sign in to see picture]
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    Theres no point lying and saying its bigger than it is, bigger isnt always better! Im 8.5 with a decent gerth, and having sex with my ex was a nightmare, i couldent fully get in all the way without hurting her, so it always ended up going to oral, im not complaining tho :p

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    Bigjason [sign in to see picture]
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    Well my dick is still at 5.5" long and a girth of 4.5". I just measured it and that is what it says. It was bigger when I was younger, but now it has shrank some. May be it shrank do to being in my 60 'S. So I am not lying about that at all.

    It doesn't matter how big or small that it is, it matters how to use it that matters.

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    Sex Squid [sign in to see picture]
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    Bigjason wrote:

    It doesn't matter how big or small that it is, it matters how to use it that matters.

    100% agree Bigjason, but while I'm sat here waitimg for dinner to cook, I did a little LH research, namely going back through the last few pages of the Newbie Initiation thread 😂 Apparently, out of the last 28 members to post, only 2 have an average sized penis (5.5" & 5'9"), yet 8 have an 8"+. The average here is apparently 7.2". Peepz def measuring from behind the balls 😂
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    BigishBen [sign in to see picture]
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    There are 3 real sizes in my opinion.

    Small, Medium and Liar😂

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