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  1. Do guys lie about their dick size?

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    Sex Squid [sign in to see picture]
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    ...and what's to be gained by it? Post your own experiences...

    I've never slept with a guy on the promise of his size, but the first time I slept with a guy, he'd claimed to have an 8" cock. It was actually about 6.5-7", and very thin.

    The next time, this guy also claimed to be 8", but whilst having a very thick cock, was completely average (5.5-6").

    Which got me wondering, because if you read through the Introduction thread a good 3/4s of guys claim to have at least 7" which doesn't stack up. Are they measuring from behind their balls? 😂

    Not a case of penis envy here #averageandproud 😂
    Just wondering 🤔

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    Phil42 [sign in to see picture]
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    I can genuinely say i dont...but i did used to worry that it wasnt big enough.
    Its not a whopper. I wont lie.
    For me getting with the right person has just melted all those concerns away.

    I would like to have another inch to an inch and a half but it doesnt unduly trouble me and i certainly no longer feel the need to exaggerate or 'suggest' is might be bigger than it is.

    In the end, if you do get lucky with someone, they will find out the reality and not the fantasy.

    Great question though.

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    BigInBerks [sign in to see picture]
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    Ohhhh, without doubt. As someone who is genuinely large, I come across this all the time. I'm not sure what's to be gained from it - especially here where there's no way to meet up or communicate except via this public forum.

    I guess in the case of LH, as we can't show explicit pics, they get away with it.

    I frequent a forum for people with large dicks, and ok, there are many monsters on there. But in the camera room, it's clear there's a lot of liars too!

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    Cutecountrygirl [sign in to see picture]
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    I've never had someone I was actually meeting lie about their cock size since of course it's soon going to be obvious. Almost every guy that talks to me online though lies about their size and/or uses fakes pics.

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    BigInBerks wrote:

    Ohhhh, without doubt. As someone who is genuinely large, I come across this all the time. I'm not sure what's to be gained from it - especially here where there's no way to meet up or communicate except via this public forum.

    I guess in the case of LH, as we can't show explicit pics, they get away with it.

    I frequent a forum for people with large dicks, and ok, there are many monsters on there. But in the camera room, it's clear there's a lot of liars too!

    What do people on a large cock forum do? Talk about how great it is having a big cock?

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    Cutecountrygirl wrote:

    BigInBerks wrote:

    Ohhhh, without doubt. As someone who is genuinely large, I come across this all the time. I'm not sure what's to be gained from it - especially here where there's no way to meet up or communicate except via this public forum.

    I guess in the case of LH, as we can't show explicit pics, they get away with it.

    I frequent a forum for people with large dicks, and ok, there are many monsters on there. But in the camera room, it's clear there's a lot of liars too!

    What do people on a large cock forum do? Talk about how great it is having a big cock?

    Ohhh, well - there's a forum where people talk about ways to make it bigger and how to deal with size problems (believe it or not being big is not always a blessing).

    Then there's the camera room - lots of comparing and jerking off together.

    Occasional meet ups are planned too - either MM, MMF and occasionally mutual masturbation sessions for large crowds etc

    The odd size queen too - but they get jumped on very quickly and often hurry away.

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    Cutecountrygirl [sign in to see picture]
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    I guess I should have know something like that existed on the internet lol.

    I'll have to tell my partner, though by the standards of a forum he is probably not very big, perfect size for me though, I wouldn't want him to be any bigger as it already causes slight problems at times.

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    Cutecountrygirl wrote:

    I guess I should have know something like that existed on the internet lol.

    I'll have to tell my partner, though by the standards of a forum he is probably not very big, perfect size for me though, I wouldn't want him to be any bigger as it already causes slight problems at times.

    My problem too - still awaiting a back door pass :(

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    Cant say i have, its not something you will get away with so little point. I know people who have, and have been called out on it only to be wrong.

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    BigInBerks wrote:

    Cutecountrygirl wrote:

    I guess I should have know something like that existed on the internet lol.

    I'll have to tell my partner, though by the standards of a forum he is probably not very big, perfect size for me though, I wouldn't want him to be any bigger as it already causes slight problems at times.

    My problem too - still awaiting a back door pass :(

    Not sure I am ever going to let him do that lol, most pussy positions are ok but one my favourites, doggy, is only possible on rare occassions as he just goes too deep at that angle and it hurts and I can't get the hard fucking that I want like that. :(

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    Cutecountrygirl wrote:

    Not sure I am ever going to let him do that lol, most pussy positions are ok but one my favourites, doggy, is only possible on rare occassions as he just goes too deep at that angle and it hurts and I can't get the hard fucking that I want like that. :(

    Yep - it's a great position and the wife is currently really enjoying it (especially DP with a small toy), but I do slam too hard occasionally and she yelps.

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    I don't see the point in lieing about it, on a forum or in person. In person, the lie will soon become obvious, on a forum, I would class it as a little sad.

    Im not the biggest, I'm not the smallest, I only wish I was a little more of a shower not a grower. Most importantly though, I fit nicely in my OHs places and she likes how I feel.

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    Never lied about it. Never had to really. F you are going to be having a sexual relationship with someone then how daft would you look saying you are packing a sausage but pull out a chipolata.
    Really no need to lie if you are already above average.
    Do people already above average add another in or is it just those less blessed that add extra?

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    We're all natural liars when it comes to certain things just to boost a little confidence. Lying about penis size is similar to when you don't tell someone your actual salary and add a few thousand on top. As young lads we all see porn and for most of us that's the only time we ever see another penis so we just assume women want a 12" by 8" cock and won't look at us if we're average or below. It's kind of depressing as the amount of people who now feel so much pressure to be instagram perfect is ridiculous, for instance if you look at Facebook and see how many people hide themselves behind snapchat filters? Or how many people only show the "perfect" family moments but don't show the times your toddler is kicking off in a supermarket. It's just the generation we live in and most lads will say 7-9 inches if asked because that's the sort of "standard" that everyone else says. Best thing to do is ignore completely when someone says how big they are as just wait and see ha

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    I've never been with a man who has openly discussed the size of his penis before having sex with him. it would most likely put me off if a guy boasted to me about his penis size.

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    In all of my years I have never spoken to a friend about the size of our dicks. And I disagree with Lil Known69 a little, I have spent a huge amount of my time in dressing rooms and showers in getting change for a huge amount of sporting events that I have played, so I have seen more than enough of mens dicks. Some guys are big and some are small. Walking off a football pitch played on a frozen surface with rain and snow hammering down, doesn't do your manhood many favours, and you need someone like Henry Stanley, who found Dr Livingstone in Africa all those years ago to find your best buddy.

    I'm above average, and more than enough for wifey, who after all these years is still extremely tight down below. If I was any bigger I think that we might have had a problem. So to answer the question, No I dont think the average Joe lies about the size of his dick.

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    I did state it was for most the only time you would see another mans penis, I didn't say everyone. But personally I have never seen anyone else's apart from my own and porn. I would say most lads would lie if they were below average but all of this is just how we feel, so each of us have an opinion and no one is right of wrong. 👌🏻
    But as you said a lot of factors come into play, so someone may say "I have a dong the size of a coke can" but a little gust of a cold breeze and your no thicker than a sausage. So you will get guys who lie, some who are honest and some who won't even talk about it. It all comes down to that persons personality.

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    No,they just buy an Audi or BMW if it`s small! Seriously,most of us are happy with what we have(Not a lot we can do about it is there!),and as stated,depending on the temperature,it`s size varies!

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    I genuinely don't lie about the size of my dick as I am fairly large 7 1/2" long when I measure the old fella and a realy good girth. I do have to smile when my wife measures me because she comes out with 8" long because she jams the tape measure tight against my pubic bone. Can't see the point in telling porky pies about what you have as the truth is there for people to see and use.

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    This guy told me if he dropped his towel he'd need two hands to cover it. So when we made it to the bedroom I was a bit disappointed. It was stupid because he had a good sized cock and had he not lied, I'd have been really happy when I first saw it rather than disappointed.

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