99p Next Day delivery! Hurry ends in ...
  1. Accidentally flashing

    KinkyKLL [sign in to see picture]
    • Rank: Officer Cadet
    • Posts: 10
    • Joined: 29 Oct 2013

    I posted another thread but thought I'd keep this story separate.

    I just had the most awkward incident with my window cleaner. I was out the shower wandering around semi naked and neighbours etc can't see in the windows at the back of my house and I just walked into the bedroom with my boobs out and there was the window cleaner who got a right eyeful! Don't know how I hadn't heard him start. Paying him was so embarrassing. Anyone else had this problem before?

    Scorpion1673 [sign in to see picture]
    • Rank: Lieutenant
    • Posts: 18
    • Joined: 3 Sep 2014

    You mean he had the cheek to still charge you after that ???

    Wight*goddess [sign in to see picture]
    • Rank: Lieutenant Colonel
    • Posts: 195
    • Joined: 29 Jan 2017

    I think it's par for the course when you're a window cleaner. George Formby wasnt joking when he sang "when I'm cleaning windows". Chances are he might have missed it if the sun was reflecting off the window, if not he got a tip he wasnt expecting today!

    I flashed the top deck of a bus the other day. It had stopped outside my house to let traffic pass and I didnt realise it was there until I turned around topless from the wardrobe I was looking in. It wasnt a full bus, but hey-ho, they shouldnt have been nosing in my window!

    Lu SB [sign in to see picture]
    • Rank: Field Marshall
    • Posts: 1174
    • Joined: 4 Mar 2017

    It happened to me when I was an au-pair. I was new in the house I was living in and I had no idea there was a window cleaner with access through the side gate. Had a lovely shower when the toddler was sleeping, got into my bedroom singing la-la-la and there was the guy, who had a good look. The funny thing is that I had a little towel and when tried to cover my boobs, I end up flashing my pussy as I had no knickers on. That was so embarassing at the tine. Now I think funny.

    Bexy [sign in to see picture]
    • Rank: Major
    • Posts: 151
    • Joined: 10 Jan 2010

    Try having a nice diddle in the morning after your mum opens your curtains to wake you up (when you should be revising for exams) on top of your bedsheets and then opening your eyes to see a window cleaner looking in! Red face didn't come close to the colour I went!

    The Woodie [sign in to see picture]
    • Rank: Major
    • Posts: 155
    • Joined: 14 Apr 2017

    My house my rules. I sleep naked so wander around the house naked in the early morning. I don't think the neighbours can see but if what they see scares them, then they shouldn't be looking in my windows. I try not to intentionally flash the goods to the world. There's a time and place for it.

    Alicia4Ever [sign in to see picture]
    • Rank: Field Marshall
    • Posts: 2143
    • Joined: 27 Feb 2010

    Nearly but not quite, lost my skirt. I stood on the hem of a long skirt, with an elasticated waist, after squating down to get something off the bottom shelf in a supermarket. I didn't want my chicken fillets to fall out of my bra, while bending over.

    I was wearing a study pair of control briefs, but would still have revealed what I can't wait to have removed. If you know what I mean.

    Bearjamin [sign in to see picture]
    • Rank: Brigadier
    • Posts: 71
    • Joined: 15 Jun 2016

    Summer last year when is was hot and the days were long, my partner and I were staying at her parents house. We were both naked lying with the sheets off because it was so hot and had a fan at the base of the bed blowing some air our way. The sun was setting but we hadn't closed the curtains yet.

    Suddenly, a small spider dropped down on its thread from the ceiling and into the breeze of the fan, blowing it straight towards us, almost floating in slow motion. My OH doesn't really like spiders, so I jumped up and caught it. I went to go to the window to let it out, but struggled for a bit with the lever and my cupped hands.

    Finally the window opens and I brush the spider off my hands and into the garden that the window looks out to. I was oblivious to it at the time but as I looked out, I saw my partner's dad down below and glance at me! He was putting their pet rabbits away in the shed, and the window was low and would have clearly seen everything. I dive bombed on the bedroom floor so fast! Haha.

    My OH told her mum the following day and she found it quite hilarious.

    WillC [sign in to see picture]
    • Rank: Major General
    • Posts: 810
    • Joined: 28 Jul 2012

    They may be old fashioned,but that`s why i insist on net curtains in my house!

    frank1234 [sign in to see picture]
    • Rank: Officer Cadet
    • Posts: 1
    • Joined: 17 Oct 2015

    Just out of interest, does anybody know where I can get a job as a window cleaner?

    Friday13 [sign in to see picture]
    • Rank: General
    • Posts: 618
    • Joined: 19 Feb 2015

    I'm constantly flashing the people in the office opposite. I forget they are there. Thankfully I never have to say anything to them and I doubt they'd recognise me from that distance (and with my clothes on!)

    Sex Squid [sign in to see picture]
    • Rank: Field Marshall
    • Posts: 1144
    • Joined: 13 Sep 2006

    Yep, have done. Post shower on a hot day, was walking around my room in student digs, 'air-drying', turned round and there was a double decker bus stopped in traffic right outside my bedroom window. At least half a dozen people openly staring or laughing!

    Dived onto my bed out of sight, but found it funny afterwards.

    Also, once in a shared house when I've gone to the bathroom (downstairs) naked, when flatmates are out late, and I'm almost back to the staircase when I hear the key in the front door and crapped myself and tried to run but a whole group of friends see my white bum charging up the stairs and cheer 😂

    12inchhelmet [sign in to see picture]
    • Rank: Lieutenant
    • Posts: 20
    • Joined: 21 Jun 2011

    I bet there's plenty of people do it on purpose for the thrill
    Makes me wish I had to go to women's houses with my job. Lol

    collector [sign in to see picture]
    • Rank: Lieutenant Colonel
    • Posts: 196
    • Joined: 22 Aug 2013

    We live opposite a park. Flashing kiddies is probably a criminal offence. We close the curtains.

    Pink Minx [sign in to see picture]
    • Rank: Lieutenant
    • Posts: 29
    • Joined: 28 May 2017

    Yep Ive done the same thing to my window cleaner, wandered into the room naked after getting out the shower. And yes he still charged me!
    The poor neighbour got an eyefull too last week, I've hung some bras and socks to dry on one of those circular peg things on the curtain pole and I reached up to grab a bra in nothing but my knickers, poor bloke was stood I his yard having a cigarette! Don't know who was more embarrassed!

    Horny_guy [sign in to see picture]
    • Rank: Lieutenant
    • Posts: 10
    • Joined: 29 May 2017

    I remember once years back when I was walking through some streets to the video store when I noticed a bird in a towel come out of her house to go walking towards her friend's car when a gust of wind blew her towel open and she flashed her lady part she shrugged her shoulders and smiled and her friend looked at me and laughed my word that was hot.

    paulsballs [sign in to see picture]
    • Rank: Field Marshall
    • Posts: 2562
    • Joined: 24 Jul 2014

    Three times whilst staying in hotels abroad on holiday I've had a shower and been having a siesta laying naked on top of the bed and the maid has come in, they've never seemed to be bothered by it and I wasn't

    I expect they see it all the time!!!

    Slutty Little Mrs B [sign in to see picture]
    • Rank: General
    • Posts: 219
    • Joined: 14 Jan 2012

    I flashed my delivery man once, wandering around my in-laws house totally naked and didnt realise he was at the glass paneled front door, mine is solid so it just never occured to me that people could see through it I had to run off and put my dressing gown on and answer the door to him lol

    matnem [sign in to see picture]
    • Rank: General
    • Posts: 107
    • Joined: 29 Jun 2008

    It amazes me that window cleaners still use ladders. Probably just because this type of stuff keeps happening!

    For as long as I can remember our window cleaners have had long poles with a hose and a brush on the end. The water is filtered and stored in their van (to stop streaks) and the tool has a brush and a wiper built in.

    Our guy does our 3 bed detached house (front and back) in less than 5 mins (Truely wham bam thank you mamm).

    It is weird walking into our bedroom and seeing the brush at the window though, but I don't feel bad about exposing my manhood to it ;)

    DreamsOfChi [sign in to see picture]
    • Rank: Field Marshall
    • Posts: 132
    • Joined: 28 Jun 2006

    I worked as a delivery driver for a florist when I was at 6th Form. One day, doing a bouquet drop, a guy in his 20s answered the door, in nothing but his boxers, fine BUT - he hadn't, ummm, 'tucked' himself in properly. I'm not sure he knew but I got a decent eyeful before I thrust the flowers at him and ran giggling back to my van. Luckily it wasn't the first penis I'd ever seen at close quarters but it was still a bit of a shock!

    Post a reply to this thread

    Please sign in to post messages to the forum.