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  1. Um...cooking with cum?!?

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    InOrbit1971 [sign in to see picture]
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    OK, I thought I was pretty up on sex-stuff (well, at least kind of) but stumbled across the fact that there is actually a book, "Natural Harvest" about cooking with cum. And some amusing on-line review articles too. Plenty of threads on here about tasting, enjoying (or not) swallowing, kissing with it, etc, but never have I seen cooking with it. Anyone bravely tried it? Wasabi with cum? Gin, cum and tonic?

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    Heidi920 [sign in to see picture]
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    Nope never heard of it and dont think i would enjoy trying it either.

    I'm sure there are some health benefits to it though.

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    Terri JJ [sign in to see picture]
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    I like it on toast 😉

    Not sure if that counts as cooking though lol x

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    Tiger Dick [sign in to see picture]
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    Do you season it? LOL

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    Lil_Red_Kinkyboots [sign in to see picture]
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    Might give it a whirl if I run out of coconut oil 😊

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    SquirtyPanda [sign in to see picture]
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    Tiger Dick wrote:

    Do you season it? LOL

    this made me grin hah.

    not a bad idea though!

    🐼

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    Fun Louise [sign in to see picture]
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    This is the first I have heard of it, but it takes all sorts to make a world so why not?

    Not for me though.

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    m4t1n [sign in to see picture]
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    My wife and I love cum but I think this is not exactly the best idea.

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    MK7 [sign in to see picture]
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    Have heard of the book. Where the hell do they expect you to get enough to cook with? Wouldn't cooking it break down every protein and render it tasteless? Seems like an incredible novelty that exists just for shock value.

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    Cod, cum & chips

    Whitebait & cum

    Spaghetti bollock cum glaze

    Couscous cum cum

    Salmon & cumcumber sandwich

    Pork tenderloin in cum suace

    Apple crumble & cum custard

    Freshly milked man juice cock tail

    Jizz jelly

    Cum lime cheesecake

    Chocolate & cum soufflé

    Man meat pâté with cum prickles

    Steak and blue balls cheese suave

    Spunky spudulike

    Manfat milkshake

    Devon creamy cum tea

    Sticky toffee cum cake

    Lemon drizzled cum cake

    Jizz fizz

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    Terri JJ [sign in to see picture]
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    Gentle giant wrote:

    Cod, cum & chips

    Whitebait & cum

    Spaghetti bollock cum glaze

    Couscous cum cum

    Salmon & cumcumber sandwich

    Pork tenderloin in cum suace

    Apple crumble & cum custard

    Freshly milked man juice cock tail

    Jizz jelly

    Cum lime cheesecake

    Chocolate & cum soufflé

    Man meat pâté with cum prickles

    Steak and blue balls cheese suave

    Spunky spudulike

    Manfat milkshake

    Devon creamy cum tea

    Sticky toffee cum cake

    Lemon drizzled cum cake

    Jizz fizz

    Lol ! Brilliant 😁. Rather fancy the apple crumble and cum custard.

    Just the sound of man meat pate with cum prickles turns my stomach though xx

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    Reg90 [sign in to see picture]
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    No cooking exactly but belgian buns with sticky white topping comes to my mind.

    Cum lime cheese cake sounds good though!

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    Lone Ranger [sign in to see picture]
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    Horrible idea

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    Delboy1991 [sign in to see picture]
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    Couldn't think of anything worse. 😮

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    Mr&MrsA75 [sign in to see picture]
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    Having to knock one out in your kitchen because you want some jizz to whack in your 'famous' secret ingredient lasange just seem like a lot of effort when you can just use a stock cube or something lol

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    Mr Cheeky Monkey [sign in to see picture]
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    Bottle it, put it on the dinning table and tell your friends it's salad dressing lol

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    Bigtrak [sign in to see picture]
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    No no no

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    Tiger Dick [sign in to see picture]
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    Surely that's Apple Cum-ble.

    Spunkin Pie

    Maccoroni Jizz

    Jerk Sauce

    Pearl Jam

    Duck with dick spit sauce

    Penis Butter

    Man Goo Chutney

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    Toad in the hole with tadpole jus

    Bearded clam & chilli cum dipping suave

    Egg and man Mayo

    Liver , onion & nut gravy

    Fresh fruit with cumpote

    Beef cobbler with spunky froth

    Beef jerky in its own juice

    Pulled pork sharing splatter

    Onion Rings with man Mayo

    Jam rolypoly & cock custard

    Spotted dick with warm thick creamy cum

    Meat and two veg plus cum

    Fully unloaded on pizza

    Creamy floater coffee

    Oysters and cum

    Christmas pudding and white suave

    Curried cum

    Tadpole semolina

    Spunky Tapioca

    Man muck macaroni

    Spunk sago

    Chicken ejaculation

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