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  1. What sex secrets do you have that would shock your colleagues / family?

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    *sexybabe* [sign in to see picture]
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    I love this thread!

    Vanessa8 and Jeez Louise I love your little secrets! Anything to liven up going to work or a shopping trip 😂

    I'm on a swingers website and looking at going to a swingers club! And I'm bisexual, which my family don't know (only OH and close friends know). So that would shock them for sure!!

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    Bexy [sign in to see picture]
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    That I've been having a relationship with another woman for the past three weeks after she starting chatting with me after a gym class and at the end of our very drunken first date, I used a strap on dildo for the first time ever and explored more than just her vagina with it!

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    M+G [sign in to see picture]
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    God I don't know where to start, My wife knows most of my kinks and goes along with them but I would hate to think what my family and friends would say, especially that I adore being pegged which is something that happens once in a blue moon, but I do regularly indulge in wearing a butt plug in the day and sometimes even go to a clients with one in , also like to wear a nice big heavy cock ring out and about, feels very kinky when i get the occasional look at the bulge in my trousers lol.

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    Man and his girl [sign in to see picture]
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    My partner is very open at home and wanders around naked at her parents and I know they know she has been with quite a few people.

    A close family friend knows what we are like as we ended playing with her one night which was a total shock and amazing!

    Friends wise Mrs sends one of her friends pics of her in outfits to see which one she prefers for her to wear for me on Date nights (usually see-through) but only her as she is extremely open about her threesome history and sends pics to Mrs also.

    My friends know I'm a horny nugget but would have no idea we are both bi-curious, on swinging sites, sex in public, flash and take requests from people who also happily send us dated pics back. :)

    Happy to chat to anyone who likes the sound of us xx

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    Browncoats [sign in to see picture]
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    Probably most of it. We are both quiet, socially awkward and nerdy. I doubt any of our friends and family would have a clue that we are into bdsm or just how many different toys we have.

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    Sex Squid [sign in to see picture]
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    That we have a f*cking machine 😂

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    SmokingHotLove [sign in to see picture]
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    What! My family would die 🙈 Friends are a different story, in saying that though... my BF did ask me the other day "when will I get to the NOT shocked anymore stage" lol.

    Far too much pleasure gained from making others squirm 😈 Naughty SHL 😜

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    Tiger Dick [sign in to see picture]
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    We've actually done something positive today about this.

    We've written a letter to our kids and put it with our collection in an envelope should the worse happen. Basically telling them they were created through our love for each other and that they can be proud that this love continued to the end. Not that we are planning to go anywhere soon.

    We both think that they will like that and say "good for you"

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    Some random guy [sign in to see picture]
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    I'm pretty sure the content of the pornographic stories I write on my tumblr would shock people who know me.
    I don't come across as a creative guy.

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    lace21 [sign in to see picture]
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    That I love to peg my OH and how I love DP 😈

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    Bigtrak [sign in to see picture]
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    That I stick toys and my oh fingers up my anus

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    sexynurse09 [sign in to see picture]
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    I think some people would be shocked if they knew I'm bisexual. My Husband obviously knows and some friends know. But my colleagues don't and my family don't. Not thst it'd be an issue with family, they've never needed to know.

    People would be shocked if they knew I used to swing with my ex fiance. We were on a site and went to clubs and parties. I loved it! My hubby isnt into that so don't do it anymore but it was a fun time in my life. I regret nothing.

    People would be shocked if they knew I went to strip clubs, and that I took my hubby there for his bday and bought him dances, and took him to one on our mini moon and got him a private sesh. And that I use him as an excuse to go....when it's really me that loves it!
    I'm kinky. Alot of friends would be shocked. Family wouldn't be surprised lol.

    People would be shocked if they knew one of my biggest fantasies is to watch my hubby eat out another woman. He's so good at it!

    People would be shocked I was in the toilets at my own wedding reception (and my hen do!) snogging and groping my friend (female). Hubby knows. Don't think anyone else does.

    People would be shocked if they knew who I'd slept with before getting together with my hubby. Hubby doesn't know. No need. I like having that one to myself!

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    dannyxcore [sign in to see picture]
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    I'd love to say the fact that I have dildos but er.. my Nan has found them before so that wouldn't shock her. Or the thongs.

    Perhaps the fact that although I have a girlfriend and a son, I have actually had sex with men before.

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    shell74 [sign in to see picture]
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    if my friends and family knew what i did i think not only shock them but be disapointed with me

    i once went to see a tv and gave her a blowjob after she came in my mouth i went to washed my hands with her cum still in my mouth and left on the way home i slowly swallowed it and since then i havent had another one since

    oh i did clean myself up before going indoors

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    toulouse [sign in to see picture]
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    None! I am such a good girl! 😈

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    lace21 [sign in to see picture]
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    That I have slept with 2 women in the past and love watching lesbian porn despite being married!

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    Purring-Pussy [sign in to see picture]
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    My parents would be very shocked that I have had sexual liaisons with black men and women and other inter-racial relations.

    I just like people, regardless of their colour, faith, culture.....but my parents (mostly my dad) are rather racist, unfortunately. Even going as far as saying I'll be disowned, so it's the only secret I keep

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    DBCB [sign in to see picture]
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    I think my mum knows that me and my wife are into some kinky things as she has opened several packages that were not addressed to her. However they would not know what we are really into:
    My wife is very submissive and likes to be dominated, tied up, spanked and told what to do. Plus she has gotten into wearing crotchless and open bras when out and has even gone without panties when wearing a shirt skirt.
    For me I am fairly dominant but love ass play and have been fingered, fucked and fisted by my wife which I am sure would shock people we know.

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    I want my wife to shove both her hands up my bum!

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    Bigtrak [sign in to see picture]
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    That I'm seriously interested in males who look very much like women....but wanna suck their cocks.

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