• What sex secrets do you have that would shock your colleagues / family?

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    Bexy [sign in to see picture]
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    I was talking with some colleagues the other day outside of office hours and this subject came up so thought I'd repeat it on here to see what people are brave enough to to admit through the anonymity of the LH forum.

    If there was one sexual thing you've done, or something you do more regularly, that would come as a massive shock to your work colleagues / family or even friends, what is it and why would it be so shocking?

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    mysteron [sign in to see picture]
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    That would be telling !

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    wildflower [sign in to see picture]
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    I've got one but I can't even bring myself to reveal it on here . Let's just say everyone who knows me would be totally shocked and surprised !

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    AsYouWish! [sign in to see picture]
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    I am quite a private person and no one would suspect that I have such a large collection of Lovehoney toys!

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    NatandTom [sign in to see picture]
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    My partner has a very conservative mother and grandmother, so I think they'd be shocked about most things that happen in our bedroom. If they knew about the use of bondage candles, spreader bars and pinwheels they'd probably collapse!

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    Caliente [sign in to see picture]
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    I think everyone would be shocked by my photos in lingerie. I am very well known for hating having my photograph taken.

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    Mr&MrsA75 [sign in to see picture]
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    Ha ha ha none really, everyone who knows me knows I'm a filth bag. I talk to my mum/sisters about sex toys etc and my sisters know I wrtie a sex blog - my mum doesnt but I dont think she'd be shocked lol

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    AmyA [sign in to see picture]
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    I think my mum might be shocked I even think about sex lol! (She knows I'm still a virgin and probably thinks I'm more or less asexual) she would be totally shocked that I have any toys, let alone the number and variety, especially butt plugs. I once mentioned I had been into a retail outlet of a rival of LH, and she was stunned, I said "it's just underwear" and she said "but it's not just underwear!" Generally she would never believe how sex positive and open to anything I am.

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    Terri JJ [sign in to see picture]
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    I come accross as a completely ordinary houewife to my friends....my family do know me slightly better but they would be extremely shocked to find out that I had a boyfriend years ago who used to take me to a sex club, tie me up on stage and f**k me whilst loads of people watched. My mother would be gobsmacked to discover that I often sit round hers having a coffee whilst wearing a but plug !! lol

    If only they knew eh ?!?! xx

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    andytaylor98 [sign in to see picture]
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    I'm seen as a conservative by most people so I think they'd be surprised about the amount of money I spend on love honey, my enjoyment of pegging and bondage.

    I think most of all they'd be shocked that I have a collection of heels and stockings. I wouldn't classify myself as a cross dresser but the feel of them on really turns me on for some reason

    Looking forward to hearing others.

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    Quiet ones are worse! [sign in to see picture]
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    I'm quiet and shy but get on well with most people , if they only knew I have a collection of butt plugs bigger than a fist, or like having my legs tied to the bed post so my wife can fist me? There's more things some of which is better kept to the kinki/pervy/medical imagination?

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    mysteron [sign in to see picture]
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    For us its a case of what goes on in the bedroom stays in the bedroom . Thats probably true of most of our frineds as well even if they are only into straight sex.

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    *sexybabe* [sign in to see picture]
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    Terri that's hilarious that you sit having a cuppa with family whilst wearing a butt plug! 😂😂

    I've worn kegel balls to work before, I've had sex at work (twice with 2 different people), once when the office was full of staff!

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    Lu SB [sign in to see picture]
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    I'm not shy or quiet, but I do come accross as a well-behaved lady. Well years ago, before I got married and after breaking up with a long term boyfriend, I just wanted to enjoy my freedom.

    So I really got into enjoying giving guys a blow job. I had this job in which we girls were a minotiry and I started going out with about 6 guys at one time and all of them wanted the same: a nice blow job. I guess I "gained" a bit of a reputation. To be really honest I didn't care as I had a great time with those hot guys and no-one took me for a pushover, because I had the dirty on them. I was single, but some of them were not.

    My family and my husband would be horrified if they knew it! Good memories, they make me feel really naughty!

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    Bexy [sign in to see picture]
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    How do you keep a straight face in front of your mother Terri? Does she never ask why you always have a smile on your face? Haha 😂

    I'm very demure and softly spoken in real life and people would probably say I was quite shy and reserved. I think all of my colleagues would be shocked to find that I've been to nude beaches, sometimes wear a butt plug when I'm out and about, have been to a sex party and been used by three men at once in front of other people and have a penchant for other girls. They do say it's always the quiet ones!

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    Bexy [sign in to see picture]
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    Thinking about it, most of my colleagues would probably be shocked to know I wear stockings nearly every day for work, let alone what goes on in (and out) of the bedroom!

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    MondaySixteenth [sign in to see picture]
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    Hmm where to start :P

    I'm big into BDSM and have been to clubs where I've been publically tied up and flogged.

    I'm on a swingers site and have been to gangbangs and orgys.

    I've done a couple of escort meets (legally) because frankly I was having fun with casual sex anyway so why not make a few quid.

    I've currently got a friend with benefits who takes me for nice meals and buys me brownies and is taking me to a BDSM club night as his submissive.

    I feel my family and colleagues would be a lil shocked to say the least. Friends are fully aware of most of this though :)

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    MondaySixteenth [sign in to see picture]
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    Bexy wrote:

    How do you keep a straight face in front of your mother Terri? Does she never ask why you always have a smile on your face? Haha 😂

    I'm very demure and softly spoken in real life and people would probably say I was quite shy and reserved. I think all of my colleagues would be shocked to find that I've been to nude beaches, sometimes wear a butt plug when I'm out and about, have been to a sex party and been used by three men at once in front of other people and have a penchant for other girls. They do say it's always the quiet ones!

    Love it Bexy I'm the same! I was once at a Munch (kinky social meet up usual held in a pub, no playing) and introduced myself to some people I was talking to online who had organised a swinging event I went to. They were like "what?! you're Mondaysixteenth?? You look far too tame and innocent!" 😂

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    Goodvibrationz [sign in to see picture]
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    Everyone knows us as quiet, a bit old fashioned and unassuming - so our profile pics would certainly raise eyebrows. It's the old Clark Kent/Superman routine! Thanks LH!

    GV & OH XX

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    Lil_Red_Kinkyboots [sign in to see picture]
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    We have mentioned to a couple of friends and some family members our kinky side and they were completely shocked but fascinated too. The rest of them wouldn't have a clue considering the ones we thought might be more expecting it of us were so shocked.

    In the everyday sense we come across as a straight laced couple and the day choker I wear nobody has ever questioned. Little do they know that our bedroom is full of rope, cuffs, floggers, crops, lubes, toys, strap-ons, butt plugs and a swing. (Even I'm shocked reading my list back).

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