• First World Sex Problems

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    Mr.Peach [sign in to see picture]
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    Vibrators too loud when guests are in the spare room so have to resort to manual stimulation.

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    hornyleekbloke [sign in to see picture]
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    When you have to move your books out of the toy box and into the back of the wardrobe to make room your your new order.

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    hornyleekbloke [sign in to see picture]
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    When your OH is a squirter and she says "You forgot to get me a towel."

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    Lovehoney - Leanne [sign in to see picture]
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    When your suitcase storing it all under your bed is now too bulging to fit & now wont close ! 

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    Alicia4Ever [sign in to see picture]
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    when you look at your new we vibe, and think yeah you deffinately put the cart in front of the horse this time babes.

    And it true!!!

    You will have to know me to get that one.

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    NaughtyNerd [sign in to see picture]
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    When your cat runs off with your tickler just when it gets fun!!

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    Kirsty92 [sign in to see picture]
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    When the LH underwear doesnt go to a G cup

    OR

    The really good toys are too expensive for you 😣

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    Heaarb [sign in to see picture]
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    The awkward jump/twist/Olympic acrobatics when he's come inside you, then the naked look/dash/Olympic sprint across the hall to the toilet, all whilst holding your bits!

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    Fun Louise [sign in to see picture]
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    Having to decide between a weekend away or a really nice new sex toy?

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    Sxleksaker [sign in to see picture]
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    Having to hide hitty toys fast after usage because my cat wants to chew on them 😂

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    Lovehoney - Leanne [sign in to see picture]
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    Sxleksaker wrote:

    Having to hide hitty toys fast after usage because my cat wants to chew on them 😂

    Hahaha I share this issue... One of my cats claimed a flogger! 

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    Sxleksaker [sign in to see picture]
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    Haha same here, my FSOG flogger does not look the same anymore 😂

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    Modo [sign in to see picture]
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    Lady Ness wrote:

    Too far away from the tissue box and you can your partner have to kinda do some weird twister move to try and get to them.

    +1 Ahhhh my back

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    tj10699 [sign in to see picture]
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    Unsucceasfully trying to find discarded items of clothing combined with the standard "who's turn is it to clean the toys?" discussion

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    SquirtyPanda [sign in to see picture]
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    i have too much lube

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    NaughtyNerd [sign in to see picture]
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    Haha, sounds like a few of us have issues with cats pinching toys. Little pervs!!

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    tj10699 [sign in to see picture]
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    honeybun91 wrote:

    When there's so many good toys and lingerie on LH but so little money to buy them with...

    +1 on this from Mrs tj, especially difficult in January!
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    Tiger Dick [sign in to see picture]
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    Sxleksaker wrote:

    Haha same here, my FSOG flogger does not look the same anymore 😂

    Lovehoney - Leanne wrote:

    Sxleksaker wrote:

    Having to hide hitty toys fast after usage because my cat wants to chew on them 😂

    Hahaha I share this issue... One of my cats claimed a flogger!

    Now a cat o eight tails...

    My 1st world sex problems is time zones - or should I say being in different ones to my OH with our shift patterns

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