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  1. First World Sex Problems

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    Lovehoney - Paige [sign in to see picture]
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    When all of your toys are rechargable and dead but you don't want to charge them.

    My thoughts when sitting in bed last night... first world problems! What's yours?

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    The Big Gee [sign in to see picture]
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    When you're too far away from a socket to use a mains powered wand!

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    Kinky&Curvy [sign in to see picture]
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    too many toys for such a small room and the one I want is in a fancy box hidden away..to get it I'd make a lot of noise and wake everyone up! 🙈🤔🙁

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    honeybun91 [sign in to see picture]
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    When there's so many good toys and lingerie on LH but so little money to buy them with...

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    Sxleksaker [sign in to see picture]
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    +1 Honeybun!

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    Tallish Darkish & Average [sign in to see picture]
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    Cleaning and packing away after a good session, wanting to leave stuff on the bedside but knowing the kids'll ask questions in the morning.

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    Sxleksaker [sign in to see picture]
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    I agree LUC, cleaning up all items after a session is my first world problem.

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    NatandTom [sign in to see picture]
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    When a rechargeable toy doesn't flash when it's low on battery and dies just before you orgasm :(

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    The Big Gee [sign in to see picture]
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    When you need to charge your USB toy, but all you have to hand is your phone charger and it's USB-C so wont fit!!

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    Lady Ness [sign in to see picture]
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    Too far away from the tissue box and you can your partner have to kinda do some weird twister move to try and get to them.

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    Terri JJ [sign in to see picture]
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    Houses being built with walls which are much too thin to deaden any noise ;) lol x

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    Sxleksaker [sign in to see picture]
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    When your deliveries don't come to your house and you always need to pick them up at the post office 😄

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    cobra1987 [sign in to see picture]
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    I hate when they make so much noise.

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    Randy101 [sign in to see picture]
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    When you have a fully charged E-stim/TENS unit and none of the contact pads stick!

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    Caliente [sign in to see picture]
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    So much beautiful lingerie, a nice collection of toys, and lots of fun ideas, but no one to share them with. :(

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    Randy101 wrote:

    When you have a fully charged E-stim/TENS unit and none of the contact pads stick!

    It's less pretty, but get yourself some elastoplasts, or even some body glue. bondage tape might work too

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    here's mine at the moment:

    "Noooo, you can't use that yet, I haven't photographed the box"

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    Boogaloo [sign in to see picture]
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    When you just want to lie in bed and go to sleep afterwards, but if you're like me, you're always desperate to pee after sex/orgasming.

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    Delboy1991 [sign in to see picture]
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    when your post man leaves your lovehoney package under your blue box!

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    Lil_MissNaughty [sign in to see picture]
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    When your hubby has four days off work so he'll actually be awake rather than falling asleep at 8pm in the evening, you plan a lots of kinky fun/good sex session...... but then you get your monthlies

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